Inspired by Mob's Kingdom by Najee
I woke up coughing, hard.
"What the hell happened?" I asked the world. The sun was beaming down on me, and I could feel some kind of liquid on my face. My vision started to come back to me... I was lying down on some sand with some spiky blue thing next to me. My head felt like Sakura and Baa-chan went at it for an hour.
"The fuck?" There was no giant white cyclops bijuu, no Madara, no war going on. I was on a beach and everything around me was square shaped, no cubed the leaves hanging on the tree not to far away, the clouds, the sand.
"What...what happened," One second I'm fighting Madara thinking we've finally won and then BAM I wake up on a beach with "Samehada?" I questioned the long blue thing that was next to me.
"bbgghl" It sounded like a gurgle.
"Uh...hey buddy do you have any idea where we are?" Yeah like a sword would know where we were and if it could actually understand me. It shook its head...front of its body left and right with that strange noise again.
"Oh, uh...thanks then. I wonder if I can even pick up this stuff." I wondered aloud. I finally stood up and nearly fell over 'cause my legs felt like jelly before Samehada caught me, it was noticeably smaller, only about a head longer than me. I looked down at the sand and tried to scoop it up.
"huh?" I tried picking it up but it wouldn't budge. I tried a little harder until it...
Crunch!
The sand it changed into a much smaller sand cube that I could easily hold in my hand.
"This...defies the laws of physics...whatever those are." It was a perfectly shaped cube that didn't fall apart and separate, it was just unnatural.
"This, is weird. OK so I'm in a new world after trying to rasengan Madara's suicide move, what ever it was and then I must've been moved here. Maybe someone tried using Kamui and that's how it happened. But that doesn't explain how this...sword ended up with me in this place." I was on a beach with a forest not to far away and the ocean only a few feet away, except it wasn't moving, there was no waves and it was not moving at all, like a calm lake.
I walked up to the water with the surprisingly light shark thing in my hand and looked at my reflection. Gold hair check, whisker marks that are totally not cute check, blue eyes everything was normal except the only thing that was remotely intact was my cloak and pants everything else was barely hanging on.
So I was still normal and my chakra reserves were dangerously low, but considering I have more than just about anyone I still had more than an average jonin. So me and Samehada were the only things that were normal, or as normal as you could get when you can walk on walls and have a living sword that can suck out your energy.
I felt a giant scroll on my back, it was as big as my clone summoning scroll. "I should check my inventory see what I have." I opened the scroll and laid it out on the floor before applying my chakra to it that was much harder focusing it out.
"Yatta!" It was a standard ninja set a small one but it was more than enough sixteen kunai, twenty-four shuriken, about a hundred feet of wire, a dozen explosive tags, a brush, special sealing paper, and probably the most useless three empty bottles. How in the hell was he supposed to make his own seal without ink! "Why do I feel like someone just wanted to piss me off?" I asked my spiky companion which bumped its back up like a caterpillar. Was that a shrug?
And then a growl went through the forest I started walking through. "hehehe I guess I'm pretty hungry, we should go catch some food right Sam?" It growled at me but quickly forgotten the comment as it started licking its lips. "Alright no-"
Moo!
Moo? It was a cow. "Alright a cow I can't wait to eat...it?" It was a cow alright a blocky cow with brown and white cubes for fur, white cubes for eyes with a tiny black cube as the pupil, two black cubes for the nostrils, and rectangle shapes that made up the body and head.
"It was to good to be true, to find a normal animal. huh well at least I get to have cow for..." I couldn't believe it was already getting dark not 15 minutes ago was the sun blazing and at this rate it would be setting in a minute or two. The cow mooed again and I walked up to it, it felt just like a real cow. I got ready to break its neck when Slurping noises "What the," It sounded like me when I slurped down my ramen broth, wait did they even have ramen here? They had to not having ramen is like...not having cows yah they have to have it here. I crouched down behind a tree with Samehada still in my hands at the ready when...
"SHIT!" I yelled and hopped back into a tree. It was a giant black spider the size of a dog, not as big as Akamaru but still about half his size. It had 4 red cubes for eyes and a cube body and head...8 legs that were made out of cubes...I wanted to laugh at it it looked so stupid but its eyes stared at me when I noticed more glowing eyes in the shadows.
"Why does crazy shit like this always happen to me?" I didn't want to fight it because I knew that most insects were way stronger than humans if they had the same body weight...if it was this big then it could probably do some heavy damage. I didn't want to waste my weapons or chakra, especially in my weakened state.
After a minute of running with Samehada in my hand I was sure I had lost it. After another minute of wandering I noticed that the sun was going to set soon, but I had only been out here ten minutes the longest! How could it be, time must be different here they have blocks of sand.
"Alright we need shelter than some food. Should be easy enough."A dark cave no, another cave near the water no, and then I saw it a hill. If I could get some high ground I could find some civilization and a way to get back home!
So I ran up the hill, I was still hungry so I had to find food for me and Samehada if he ate anything other than chakra it would probably be fish, fish sounded so good right now.
It was really dark and the moon looked like a bunch of white glowing cubes...maybe it was that. Then I saw it a small cubey village that had torches everywhere in and around it about a hundred blocks away. No problem it would be only a minute or two, so I got my kunai and a giant blob of skin, if I see a giant spider again I'll show it why it shouldn't mess with Naruto Uzumaki...before I tripped on a dandelion.
For some reason I felt like I was being watched but when I turned around I couldn't see anything, hear, or sense anything. I was just being paranoid I'm in a strange new world.
OK first chapter of my first story, please tell me what you think and sorry its so short they'll be longer in the future.