A/N I know that prally all the information isn't right, but this is a Fic ppl! It's just here to make fun of Wesley, if you like Wesley don't read it! Don't criticize me for getting little things wrong, I'm a trekkie (trekker?) too, but I have the worst memory.
Disclaimer: Star Trek belongs to Paramount, not me
Wesley is Dumb
"Captain's Log Star date 62917.3 today is a historical date in Starfleet history, because it is the first of several meetings to make peace with the Ferengi. They will be here in approximately 6 hours, in the mean time I am going to spend some time on the holodeck with Mr. Crusher. His mom has just recently released him from time out". After Picard finished his log entry Wesley entered the room. "Oh C'mon captain Picard, you said you'd be at the holodeck an hour ago" "I'm sorry Wesley, I was just preparing for our guests", said Captain Picard. "I don't care about our guests", whined Wesley, "I wanna go to the holodeck, NOW! NOW! NOW!" Each time Wesley said the word "NOW!" he stamped his foot accordingly. Captain Picard tapped the communicator on his chest. "Mr. Worf get down here and take care of Mr. Crusher. He needs another time out" "Aye Captain", came Worf's voice. After Worf took care of Wesley, Picard found refuge in 10 forward. "Guinan I......" he hesitated, "I have a problem that I've never experienced before" The answer she gave him wasn't exactly what he'd expected but it was helpful nonetheless. "Does it have anything to do with Wesley Crusher?" she asked. Picard sat straight up. "How did you know?" Guinan sighed "He came in here last week asking for some Romulan Ale. I told him that stuff was illegal and besides he's not 21. Anyways he started whining and throwing a fit and it took 5 people to calm him down." Picard took a sip of his drink "So that explains why he was put in timeout"
Meanwhile at Wesley's "Timeout"
"C'mon Data let me out" Wesley whined. "I have specific orders not to let you out, until your 15 minutes have gone by" said Data. Picard's voice entered the room "Mr. Data, something has come up, come to the bridge immediately" "Aye sir on my way" replied Data.
On the bridge
"Captain, why did you........" Data stopped in the middle of his sentence. He could see clearly why the captain had called him up to the bridge. There on the view screen was Chekov from Kirk's Enterprise, and he wasn't a day over 30.
a/n I don't know how old chekov was in TOS but I am guessing maybe 30? Hmmm don't make fun of me for it...if ya like my story I may write more.