Christmas Oh My
Twas the night b4 Christmas when all through the house not a creature was stirring not even a mouse. WRONG! The vampires were stirring and so was Bella. Rewrite!
Twas the night b4 x-mas when all were stirring especially the vampires. Why hang the stockings by the chimney with care when Emmett can hang them just fine on his arm! No children to nestle all snug in their beds but Bella will do with visions of Edward Cullen dancing in her head. I was not there but the tale they did tell me for that was the night they found Santa Clause on the roof with a twinkle in his eye and a sign in his hand that said Happy hour time! Oh my what a change w/e could have happened? This just couldn't be Santa impossible I say! But Santa he was, with a bag full of toys and a belly that shook like a bowl full of jelly when he laughed so hardy that even Bella awoke. She was shocked as can be and just about screamed. But then Santa assured her with a twitch of his nose and a smile upon his face that all was fine and she'd no need to worry. So Santa began to fill the stockings and pull out presents a plenty and that's when they noticed Emmett was gone! They all exclaimed as they did so Santa ran up the chimney? And so they all went outside and saw not a sleigh pulled by reindeer carrying Santa through the sky but Emmett running at the speed of light! And they heard him exclaim ere he ran out of sight Suckers! As if I were Santa duh! But merry x-mas anyways!
What ya think? Lol bye merry Christmas happy holidays!