HIIIIIII! Lol, uhh sorry about the other story…that i never finished…uh…cuz…yeah i totally forgot what i was writing about and I can't remember what the plot was anymore. Also I have a new laptop that has like literally nothing so i have decided to start a new story! lol hope you enjoy!
(Btw, italics mean Harry's thoughts.)
Oh come on! You have to be kidding me! Who the eff would let that stupid son of a whale into their private school. Oh wait, I can guess one, Smeltings (or something like that I forgot what it's actually called). Harry expertly washed the dishes as the radio droned on in the background and then went back in his "room", aka closet. Yeah, life was great, all he had to do was never ending chores, get beaten up by his uncle, bullied by his cousin, and BAM! Free food, a roof over his head, and a few oversized clothes. Much better than some of those shady homeless people outside who did nothing all day but drink and smoke.
Suddenly, his aunt shouted, "WHY IS THERE AN OWL BANGING AGAINST OUR WINDOW?!" He stood up so quickly that he accidentally banged his head against the top of his closet and fell back down again. "FREAK! COME OUT HERE THIS INSTANT! DID YOU DO TIHS! YEAH I KNOW YOU DID THIS, YOU LITTLE FREAK! WHO EVEN SENDS MAIL WITH AN OWL ANYMORE!"
An owl? Wtf? Harry stood up again, a bit slower this time to avoid bumping his head against the stairs above, and opened his door and shouting, "IM COMINGGG!" He rushed over to where the Dursley family was standing, staring dumbstruck at the owl that was still banging against the window. I thought that owls were smart…aren't they like the symbolism for Athena? I'm pretty sure she was the goddess of wisdom…eh, must be an owl she kicked out of her kingdom or something. "Uh…what do you want me to do about the owl?"
"YOU'RE THE ONE WITH MAGIC! MAKE IT STOP BANGING AGAINST THE WINDOW BEFORE IT BREAKS AND I HAVE TO PAY FOR IT," shouted Vernon.
"Um right…" Harry ran to the kitchen to get a chopstick and came back and said, "Bibideebabideeboo!" He gave it a good swish here and there. Nothing changed, the owl was still banging against the window and his uncle was still an alarming color of purple. "Ugh, let's just let the owl in! Maybe it'll just give the mail and then leave…you know?" he said as he opened the window, letting the owl in. The owl perched on the window sill and gave Harry a good nip for not letting it in sooner. Then stuck out it's foot and cocked it's head at Harry. Harry sighed reluctantly and took the mail off of the owl's foot.
Harry read it aloud, "HOGWARTS SCHOOL of WITCHCRAFT and WIZARDRY, Headmaster: Albus Dumbledore (Oder of Merlin, First Class, Grand Sorc., Chf. Warlock, Supreme Mugwump, International Confed. of Wizards). Dear Mr. Potter, we are please to inform you that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Please find enclosed a list of all necessary books and equipment. Term begins on September 1. We await your owl by no later than July 31. Yours sincerely, Minerva McGonagall, Deputy Headmistress. Hey that's my birthday!"
"And I'm not paying for your school fee's or anything! You can forget going to this school freak," Uncle Vernon said.
"Wait a second, wizard? What the heck, what kind of loony school is this," Harry asked. Suddenly three loud knocks came from the door. "Uhh…who's there?!" Harry didn't even have the chance to open the door before the huge person invited himself in, knocking everyone to the ground. Dudely gave a pig like squeal and took to hiding himself somewhere in his room while his aunt and uncle stared dumbstruck at the giant.
"Oh Harry," the man said heartily, "there you are! I see you got the mail right? Well I'm here to assist you with your shopping for school!"
Vernon shouted again, "LIKE I SAID I'M NOT GOING TO PAY FOR YOUR THINGS!"
"Oh you don't need to, the kid has his own vault, his parents left him plenty of money. Come now Harry, we have no time to waste."
Harry looked at him with a look of distaste and said, "Who the heck are you? Even though I desperately want to leave this hell hole I'm not THAT desperate to go with a crazy looking dude like you!"
"Oh right! You wouldn't remember me since you were only like 4 months or something!"Harry face palmed as the giant kept talking, "My name is Hagrid and I'm one of staff members of the best wizarding school there ever was. You're mother and father also went to this school and I bet you will enjoy it there too."
Harry looked at him for a second, then turned around to his relatives and said, "It was nice having you as a family for the past 10-well almost 11 years and thank you feeding me and letting me live here. I truly appreciate it, and well now, I'M GOING! GOOD BYE HELL HOLE! I WON'T MISS YOUUUU!" he said as he skipped out of the house, pass his relatives that had incredulous looks on their faces.
"Wait! Harry! You're not leaving your family forever! This is only a boarding school, and it hasn't even started yet! I'm only taking you shopping and explaining you things around the wizarding world!"
"WELL IT'S TOO LATE NOWW! You said that my parents left my a lot of money right? Well I'm using that to buy me a new house or maybe rent a room in a hotel and never coming back!"
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"Welcome to Gringott's Bank, a wizarding bank ran by goblins," announced Hagrid, smiling fondly as he looked the snowy white building that towered over the other little shops over.
"Um, wait goblins are a real thing? Why is do they run the wizarding bank?" Harry asked.
"I dunno, because they are better at protecting the gold then we are?"
"Uh…ok?"
"Ok! Time to get some money!" Hagrid said cheerfully as he walked through silver doors which had the words engraved on them:
Enter, stranger, but take heed
Of what awaits the sin of greed,
For those who take, but do not earn,
Must pay most dearly in their turn.
So if you seek beneath our floors
A treasure that was never yours,
Thief, you have been warned, beware
Of finding more than treasure there.
Hagrid walked up to one of the many desks and said to the goblin, "Morning, We've come to take some money outta Mr. Harry Potter's safe."
"Do you have his key, sir?" replied the goblin, looking uninterested in what Hagrid has to say.
"Uh yeah, wait, i'm pretty sure it was here somewhere," he said as he dug into his huge pockets and pulled out random bits of garbage. After a while, a crow of delight came from Hagrid as he said, "Got it!" He held up a tiny golden key. "Oh and I also have a very important letter from Professor Dumbledore," he said as he pulled out a small piece of paper.
The goblin inspected both carefully then nodded, "I will have someone bring you to the vaults. Griphook!"
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Wow, I have so much money in my trust vault! I bet I have more in my trust vault than those Dursley family has earned in their whole life, he thought as he walked out of the bank, sack full of money clinking against his leg. That was one hell of a rollercoaster ride!
"So let's see, Uniform, Firs-year students will require: three sets of plain work robes (black), one plain pointed hat (black) for day wear, one pair of protective gloves (dragon hide or similar), one winter cloak (black, silver fastenings). Please note that all pupils' clothes should carry name tags," Harry muttered to himself. Then he said to Hagrid, "So where is the clothing store?"
"Right there," said Hagrid, pointing to a store that read "Madam Malkin's shop".
"Ok we're going there first to pick up my uniform."
"Sure"
I walked in nervously with Hagrid behind me and looked around. I saw Madam Malkin smiling at me "Hogwarts, dear?" she asked. I nodded and she answered "So many of you here today! We have another boy being fitted just now, in fact."
My heart skipped a bit a little when an elegant small figure, at the back of the store, with perfect pose and an aristocratic face that went along with the bleach blonde hair he had looked up from the lady fitting him and said, "Hello."
I hope you enjoyed that! Reviews are always welcome and if you haven't noticed yet, yeah Harry's a little OCC in this fic, Draco will probably be too, actually probably everyone is xD I don't really know yet but thanks for reading and PLEASE REVIEW! :P bai now.
(FUN FACT: when I was like 6 or something, when I first watched the Harry Potter movie, I thought that Ron was called Dumbledore xD)