Dees Nuts By: Blueshinebash. Idea by: One of my friends.
One day, a man went on a walk outside. His name was Philip Rosenburg. During his walk, he came across a weird person. "Hello?" Philip said, "Are you lost sir?" The man then turned around and tackled Philip. After he was pinned, he then preceded to remove his trousers. The stranger put his balls in Philip's mouth and said, " I know what you like boy. DEEZ NUTS! HA GOT EEM!" Finally, the man pulled up his trousers and left, living Philip confused on the ground, questioning his life.