Best Friends
Minna-san!
This is a collab. Fic between Hoshi rene and Rinna-chan! We hope you all will adore the story:
Rinna-chan: This was an idea Hoshi rene and I had when we were talking about things... We thought about how many girls in the world are in love with their best friends and how said best friends are too dense and cannot see how loved they are. This fic will be in email formats, and I doubt you can find anything like this in .
Hoshi rene: Grrrr! Men are so dense. Wait maybe I shouldn't say that. Some of you reading this may be a guy. Oh! I know some of the men in mine and Rinna-chan's life are so dense. Anyways, it is truly amazing how two people living in two different countries have so much in common. Also, Rinna-chan and I thought it would be a good idea to publish on both of our accounts. That way if your fans of her or me you have an opportunity to read it. With that said, I'd like to say never take your friends for granted because you will never know when you need them.
Warning: This story contains OOC, because we want some of the characters to relate to our personalities.
Summary: Sakura Haruno is a sophomore at a High School in Suna. One day, when she was browsing the web, she found something very interesting that made her meet Tsunade Senju. They became pen pals and found more then one thing in common. They will help each other even though they have never met.
Pairings: ItaSaku, KakaTsu, NaruHina, ShikaIno, GaaMatsu, NejiTen. one-sided: NejiSaku, SasuSaku
Penpal net – find your penpal here!
From: Sakura Haruno-sunamail com
To: Tsunade Senju-konohamail net
Subject: Penpal request
Hi! My name is Sakura Haruno and I am sixteen. I am a sophomore at Suna High and I wish to be your penpal! Ok, sorry. That was so not cool.
Anyway, I was doing some research over starfish for my biology lesson when I ran into a pop-up about . It was not my original intention to come here, but then I was like, so tired from the research that I just clicked it. Then there was this creepy questionnaire to "find your perfect pen pal" (honestly, what kind of question is "do you have a computer?" if I didn't, I wouldn't be looking at the website.). So there was a list of ten people who would be my "perfect pen pals". I just clicked on the number seven (it's my lucky number) and there was your profile. Do you really have boobs that size? Is it even humanely possible?
Well, whatever. Also, I am in love with my best friend (he is a guy! I am not a lesbian!) since we were thirteen. (we are friends since we were seven.) I have pink hair (it's natural), green eyes, small and petite stature, flat chested, long legged, and boyfriendless.
Now, that I told you about me, would you like to be my penpal?
Sakura.
From: Tsunade Senju-konohamail net
To: Sakura Haruno-sunamail com
Subject:Penpal request
Hi Sakura! Never ever start an email off like that. That really was not cool. It almost made you seem like a stalker. You're not a stalker, are you.
Yeah. That pop-up from is freakishly weird. In regards to my boob size, hell yeah its humanly possibly. Its so possible that majority of the women in my family have huge boobs along with our youthful looks. For future references you should never ask another female about their boobs.
So you in love with you best friend. I know the feeling. My best friend is a guy to. So don't trip about it no one said your best friend was a girl. Where I am from it is very common for girls and guys to be best friends. Pink hair and green eyes, that sounds like an interesting combination.
Just in case you didn't already know. My name is Tsunade Senju and I am 24. I am a senior at Konoha University. I am also in love with my perverted, lazy ass best friend, since we were 10. We actually live together. I have honey blonde hair and amber eyes
So do I want to be your penpal? HELL NO!
Hehe just kidding, I don't have a problem with it.
So, tell me more about you and your best friend.
Tsunade
From: Sakura Haruno-sunamail com
To: Tsunade Senju-konohamail net
Subject: About me
Hey Tsunade,
No, I am not a stalker. I just never had a penpal before, and I didn't know how to start off.
But I do know what having a stalker is like. I have one. He wears a green spandex with orange leg warmers. He also has huge eyebrows and a bowlcut hair that is just weird.
I know the pop-up is weird. I wonder if they make it weird so that people will actually stop to see it's weirdness.
I'm sorry for the boob references it's just... I am extremely flat chested. I am a B cup! -cry in the emo corner- Okay, I'm back.
Well, I should tell you about myself now.
I am the daughter of medics. Suna's little goth sweetheart, generous, good grades, not so popular... The basics. I want to major in History. I always wanted to be at teacher. Sasuke doesn't understand.
Sasuke Uchiha.
My best friend and my love interest since I was thirteen. (We've been friends since we were seven)
Totally hot and gorgeous.
Although not as hot and sexy as his elder brother, Itachi. Itachi Uchiha is just... I can't even describe it. He's just... Picture the man of your dreams + Every girls wish to god + The sexiest men ever = Itachi Uchiha. But, he's just inaccessible, so we poor mortals have to be happy with his younger brother.
Not that I am complaining. Sasuke is very hot too.
He has this, duck ass black hair, and these onyx eyes... His alabaster skin, his smooth lines....
I'm drooling on my keyboard.
He's also an ice-cold hearted playboy.
He has already had more girlfriends then I can remember. (I think he wants to break the world record.)
And I have to see him dating all these girls and have to endure being his best friend. I have to pick him up when he goes to the parties and gets wasted. (Me or Itachi; we take turns.)
His parents, Mikoto and Fugaku are really sweet.
I also have other friends.
Ino, an emo-goth blonde; Hinata, a shy goth; Matsuri a great genius; Neji a really sweet genius; Naruto a stupid blonde that is a computer genius; Shikamaru, an atheist with an IQ of 200+; Gaara, a red haired emo; Deidara and Sasori, that are artistic bastards and Itachi.
Yes. I am lucky. He is my friend.
So we are the freaks, and the social rejects.
Itachi, Sasori, Deidara, Gaara and Shikamaru are in a band. Their name is Black Cat. Sometimes I sing with them too.
I believe that after said introduction, you won't want to be my pen pal anymore.
It's okay. I'll understand if you reject me.
I am used to being rejected. Even my parents think I am a weird thing.
Sakura.
P.S. You live with the guy your in love with? Lucky you. I wish I could live with Sasuke. Did you ever catch him getting out of the shower?
From: Tsunade Senju-konohamail net
To: Sakura Haruno-sunamail com
Subject: Stalkers, nosebleeds, Kakashi and shower scenes
I'm glad to know you're not a stalker, now I don't have a reason to ignore the rest of your emails. How about this, instead of thinking of me as a pen pal, think of me more as a new friend that you just met and you want to know more about me. That should take some of the awkwardness out.
No comment on your stalker. The image alone is disturbing enough.
Sakura-chan, you should have more confidence in yourself. If it was meant for you to have bigger boobs then it will happen. Its better to have something than nothing at all.
So you want to major in history. Wow more power to you. The only thing I remember about history was how it would put me to sleep.
Wow, 0_0 your Itachi sound just like my Kakashi but minus the porn book he reads.
Kashi, Kashi, Kashi, that's my nickname for him. Words just can describe his sexiness. Imagine you Itachi, but an older version of him with gravity defying silver hair. He has a body that's built for a god. And he's got a stupid blue mask that keeps you in suspense of what he actually looks like.
Yup, that's right you guessed it. For as long we have been friends, I still haven't seen his face. Yes, I know, but you live together. Well that bastard is a sneaky son of bitch. When we eat together, it's still there but his food is gone from his plate. When he showers he has an extra one with him. He sleeps with his door locked, just so he can put his mask back on when I knock on the door. It's so damn irritating.
Oh as for your questions: You live with the guy your in love with? Did you ever catch him getting out of the shower?
Yes, we live together. Konoha can be very expensive so we just figured since we knew each other, we are best friends, then we could tolerate living together.
(Starts drooling on keyboard)
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Oops. Sorry about that, I was cleaning the drool of the keyboard.
Anyways, I still drool and get nosebleeds over the image.
Well maybe I should just tell you. Here goes. I had just gotten home from school. I was completely exhausted. I worked in the morning and right after work I went straight to school. Let's just say this was one very long day. All I wanted to do was eat, take a nice long bubble bath and go to sleep. I dragged myself to my room and threw my backpack into the corner and headed to the kitchen to eat leftovers from last night. Once I finished that, I went towards the bathroom to go run some bath water. Not once did I ever think that Kashi was home. He usually has a date every night. I swear he goes through women like he changes his boxers. Anyways, I enter the bathroom and it was steamy. I look to my left and there was Kashi naked as the day he was born stepping out of the shower with that stupid mask still covering his face. His hair was laying flat against his face and the water droplets from the shower were running slowly down his well toned muscles and chest. The water continued its path downward to his stomach, making sure that each and every one of his 8 pack of abs was glistening. The water was going lower and lower until it came to a point where I saw his little friend from down below wink at me. I looked back up to see his eye creasing and I knew he was smiling at me. He raised his hand and said "Yo" that must have bought me back to my sense because the next thing I knew, everything went black. When I came to, I saw that I was somehow in my bed already.
That is a memory forever embedded in my thought. It's actually part of the reason why we moved out of that 2bedroom, 1bathroom apartment and got a 2bedroom 2bathroom one instead. It's not as bad as what happened a few weeks later, which is the other part of the reason we moved from that place. I think I'll tell you next time about. This e-mail is already long enough.
Now, why in the hell would I want to reject you from being my pen pal. Things are just getting interesting. Besides you seem like a nice person, so there is no need to get rid of you.
Tsunade
P.S. So what is one embarrassing thing that happened between you and Sasuke
From: Sakura Haruno-sunamail com
To: Tsunade Senju-konohamail net
Subject: Embarrassing situations with the Uchiha brothers. And the bitches.
Dearest Tsunade,
I think soon Ino will get really jealous. I believe we shall be great friends!
And I am so happy that you didn't reject me. I think that if an interesting person like you thinks I am a nice person that is enough with me.
To hell with Karin and the bitches.
Oh, you don't know who Karin is. Lucky you.
Karin is the major bitch of the school. Red hair, glasses, slutty clothes... The usual. But, since her father Orochimaru is a really rich bastard, she totally owns the school.
She has a boyfriend per week.
They are the thing you would expect. Football players, popular guys the basics.
But she hates us.
I think it is because we are friends with the hottest and smartest boys of the school.
She has a look for my Sasuke-kun for ages. And Ita-kun too. But Ita-kun already rejected her so much.
One of the rejections was quite funny.
She (literally) threw herself at him. He just grabbed her forearms and held her at arm's length and said:
"I do not appreciate whorish bitches who throw themselves at me. Please maintain a distance of an arm's length from me."
I know. Burned and totally K.O.-ed the bitch.
Her second in command is Temari. She is another bitch. But she is Ino's archenemy. She is after Shikamaru.
And Tsu-chan (can I call you that?), your situation must have been really embarrassing. But, if I may be honest, a kinda had a small nosebleed while reading your email. You are great at describing things. Have you ever considered being an author?
About my embarrassing situation:
It was like this: I was at Sasuke-kun's house. Mikoto-chan had invited me over for dinner. Dinner was fine, but his brother wasn't present. I think it was something related to visiting the Red Sand brothers (Sasori and Gaara.) (Temari and Kankurou are just the Sand Siblings.). I really hoped Ita-kun was present, for I was wearing a really pretty one-piece. It was white with pink Sakura flowers all over it. Dinner came and went and it was the time to do the dishes. Mikoto-chan said Sasuke-kun would do it. But me being the ever faithful friend I am, decided to go help him.
The accident happened when he was carrying a pan full of water. The pan was too heavy and when he passed in front of me, he tripped, spilling the water all over my white dress. Needless to say the dress was no longer white, but see through.
I can say that the sexy bastard blushed.
Mikoto-chan was kind enough to lend me some of her clothes to me and to put my dress in the washer. Anyway, I entered the first bathroom that I saw. It was really different from Sasuke-kun's. Sasuke-kun's was all messy. This one was all neat and clean. Anyway I took my dress off and gave it to Mikoto-chan, but before I put in her clothes, I kinda took a look around. Whoever this bathroom was for, is one very organized person.
Well, I was still in my bra and panties, when someone entered the bathroom I was in. I had my back turned to the door, and when I turned...
Author's notes!
Rinna-chan: So? What did ya think? Is it good? Is it bad? Do give us some feedback on what you think about it. Although on my part, we should continue. I never thought that writing a collab story is so much fun! And I think that writing it with a friend makes it all the merrier!
Hoshi rene:Alright we got chapter 1 done. This was really fun. I'm so glad that I can write this with Rinna. So let us know what you think. We love reviews. Until next time.
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