t3h bestest best inuyasha fic EVERZ!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
lol ok so inuyasha n kaome wuz hanign out at kagomes house rite after they beat narakue. they were on the couch kissign and inuyahsa decides he wants to mearry kagome because fuk kikyo. shes a atoal bithc n i hater her byt anywayz lol. so hes all liek kagmone marry me and well hae lots of babies n studff i dont car if ur from another time i just wanna be with you." n kagomes all liek yay, inuyasha i totlly wnat you inside me andthink we shoud have lots of babies too.
so thenh miroku came thru teh well i dunno hwo. neways he's all like hey guz me n sango just toall got ti on. it wz grate.
then frize blats thru hte walals n says 'haha puny earflings i am goonaz totaly dsetroy everfytign. ne verybodyz all liek ognm friexza we need to do smethinhg. n sango uses hjer boomarang on him an i t doesnt work nd miroku trez 2 use hsi wind tunner thingy but he forgets hde doesnt have it no more cuz narakusde ad.
n kaggome shots arrows ar frieza but it dont work cuz hes half meal and studff like whne he fought trunx only truxn didnt kil hinm in this story so hie still totally alive. so the arerow bounes off freizas' meta lskin and he laughs n says ha ha u cant destry me y u even try? and inuyahsa's all liek damne u frieza im gonna cu tu in haff and he usses windscar n it bountes bak and nocks him otu. so inuyashas on teh floore n friaza kicks him whie hes down cuz hes a total jackass. he brakes mirokes staff to just becaus. n mirok uand asngo run away.
n frieza totally tries to rape kagome n she hyells some1 help me n freezas all liek ha ha u fool no1 wqill savve u. then naruto appear and goes all ktisune adn shipo joins him cuz hes a kitsune to and they totall kic friezas ass n then kagome says nvm inuyahs i wnt u instaed. n shse and naraku ge marries and sakuras like totally jealus and all liek wtf. and i totally end up with inuyasha cuz hes still a hottie even if he godt beet up. n oru babees have red hair like mine n littel doggy earz n they so cute!! ^.^ kawaai
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Note from the author: Yes, it is written poorly on purpose. It's actually pretty hard to deliberately type poorly when you're used to using correct spelling and grammar. I had to force myself not to correct myself. I also tried to come up with a plot that made as little sense as possible, which was easier than I thought. Also, Mary Sues. Kids, don't have your Mary Sue marry the main character. Ever. You'll drive the poor man to drink, and he'll get mad at you and beat the Mary Sue children, and then you'll have to get a messy divorce and he'll totally keep your awesome stereo.