A/N: CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
The only explanation for this. This is a story I planned on uploading last year but then-I don't know what happened. T-T
Disclaimer: P.o.T is not mineee
"And so commences the eleventh annual secret Santa between RikkaiDai, Seishun Gakun, and Hyotei Gakun tennis teams!" Announced the principal of Hyotei. "Of course, we have a big thanks go to the Atobe family for being the sponsors of this event."
Atobe, who was standing on stage, put his hand on his hip, a smug little smirk on his face. No one bothered to clap at this and instead gave a rather synchronized eye roll.
"I know Atobe is our captain and our teammate but...I just sometimes want to push him into a hole." Muttered Gakuto.
The principal began to speak again." We will now have the tennis teams line up on stage to draw out names from this Ht."
Choutarou stared." ...Isn't that Sanada's ha?"
"Yeah...It's the weird black thing." Shishido replied.
Sure enough, Sanada was hat less, and looking very uncomfortable at that.
Kirihara poked Sanada."Why does your head look so weird?"
"His hat is gone, dummy," Said Marui, chewing his gum.
"You mean the little black thing he calls a hat?"
"Yeah. That."
"Yukimura made me do it." Grumbled Sanada.
"You mean the beautiful fairy you call Yukimura?" Kirihara asked innocently.
"..."
"Why are you slapping yourself fuku-buchou?"
"He's face-palming, Akaya." Marui said, rolling his eyes.
With some difficulty, the teams were lined up on stage, ready to draw a name out of the (very shallow) hat.
Atobe went first, dipping his hand in and pulling out a piece of folded paper.
"Remember, the name you pick is confidential." the principal reminded.
"...right." Responded the dive nonchalantly, staring at the name.
Jackal
Why do I always get the weird ones? Groaned Atobe inwardly as he walked off stage. Jackal shivered.
"Oshitari, your turn."
Kaidou
The...the creepy snake...was it? Oshitari sighed to himself.
Hiyoshi drew out a name.
Ryoma
Gekokujou.
Jirou managed to wake up just long enough to put in the amazing effort to lift the piece of paper and somehow, to read it-
Marui
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-THUD.
"...He fainted." Jackal whispered to Marui.
"I wonder who he got." Marui muttered.
After Jirou was lugged off stage, Shishido went.
Eiji
I'll show him who the true Golden Pair is...
"Why is Shishido rubbing his hands together with a creepy smile on his face?" Eiji asked to Oishi.
"I don't know."
Choutarou took a deep breath as he took out a name.
Niou.
Um...didn't he burn down that old church last week?
Gakuto grinned eagerly as he pulled out a name.
Taka
"I DON'T WANT HIM!"
"Assistance here, please."
"...Poor Gakuto. They didn't have to tie him up," Choutarou murmured.
"Kabaji, go."
"Usu."
Renji
Usu.
Rikkai was having trouble standing still, as each and every member was a human destruction weapon. "I want to get someone good!
Kirihara announced.
"He wants someone good." Yukimura repeated, pulling over the principal.
"But I can't control who-"
Yukimura laughed a little.
"-But of course, anything for the boy!" The principal stuttered.
Yukimura went first.
Fuji
...This is going to be interesting...
Yukimura is smiling way too much. Yagyuu whispered to Jackal.
Sanada stepped up.
Kabaji
Good, good...A nice normal person...
Yanagi, it's your turn." The principal said.
"I'm not going."
"And why not?"
"I already know who I'm going at get."
"...Just go."
"Fine."
Inui
"See? I told you."
"It's my turn!" Kirihara sang happily, plucking out a name.
Atobe
The principal fidgeted nervously."Well?"
"..."
"Well, Akaya?" Yukimura pushed.
"I don't know."
"Next!" The principal yelled, looking quite relieved.
Jackal glanced at the name.
Tezuka
The legendary face of stone...
Marui shuffled the papers around, before finally picking one. "Now who did I get...?"
Oshitari
"I'LLL SHOW HIM WHO THE REAL GENIUS IS!"
"...confidential, Marui."
"Huh? Oh...oops."
Niou frowned at his pick.
Momoshiro
Who the hell is this guy?!
Yagyuu's turn came around:
Hiyoshi
At least he has manners...
"Who picks first?" Eiji asked.
"I do." Tezuka announced leading the Seigaku team in a line.
Gakuto
"..."
"Make way guys."
"At least say please ."
"I'm the Prince of Tennis."
Jirou
Oh great...
"Taka, take your racket."
"Sorry Fuji, It's my turn."
Shishido
He's a nice boy, I'm sure.
Kaidou took a name cautiously.
Choutarou
I wonder if he would like a pet snake...
"Ah, here we go." Momoshiro said, finishing off his burger."Who am I gonna get?"
Yukimura
"WHAT? NO, NO!"
"What's wrong, Momo?" Oishi asked worriedly.
"AHHH-" THUD.
"He fainted..."Eiji observed.
"Just like Jirou." Taka murmured.
"Is this a good or a bad sign?"
"Well, I hope I get someone happy and cheerful!" Eiji announced, plunking his hand into the hat.
Sanada
"..."
"I'm guessing you didn't get someone happy and cheerful?"
Oishi fidgeted nervously.
Kirihara
What was he suppose to get for such a violent boy?
"I refuse to go."
"You have to go."
"I know who I'm going to get."
"You and that other squinty eyed boy cause unnecessary disturbance. Pick."
Oishi
"Fine-see. I told you I knew."
The last member to go was Fuji, smiling sinisterly.
Yagyuu
Let me count the ways to brain scar this certain gentleman...
"Remember, participants, you have one week to pick out a gift for your chosen person. Do not include your name on the gift."
Atobe raised his hand.
"Yes?"
"Is there a money minimum, so that, you know, we wouldn't get a sucky present?"
"About ten to twenty dollars, yes."
"What?!" Atobe gasped, an appalled look upon his features.
"Is there a problem?"
"I was thinking around the three digits..."
"..."
"What?"
"No."
A/N: -tell me.