Today I'll be talking about the infamous SAW series which is about a mass murder who likes to chain people up and put them through sick test which either require them to cut off there own feet or jumping into a pile of dope. Which some how seems to entertain the audience of today. Which is no surprise because the majority of todays teens sadly just go see horror flicks to either just watch the sex or some pimp smoking a fatty.
What confuses me is that the producers wait so long to release the next one. After the fans finish watching the latest one, they go down to the Produces house and start banging on the door like a pack of fucking nazis ordering the next movie like some fat crack addict at Sonny's.
To add salt to the wound, I have discovered through experience that people who try to satisfy there wants for more SAW end up getting the shit kicked out of them, stuffed into a sock for some reason and start beating you over the head with it while Shawn and Marlon Wayans sit back and write this in for the next SCARY MOVIE.
Although it isn't all bad. If you're a fan of horror films or you just have a bitching little 5 year old sister who just broke into you're parents crack stash, you'll be happy to know that it includes a lot of screaming torture.
But what pisses me off is that they never show the entire thing. Like in the first Saw Movie, they don't show that son of a bitch doctor fully cutting off his on foot. Or that drug addict digging into the stomach of that paralyzed guy. Not to mention that all the films basically flip back and forth between either some group of bastards who just broke out of prison because the judges hadn't discovered 6 hour energy yet, and some background conversation between the current 'Jigsaw' and somebody related to the bloody victims. Finally, what pisses me off the most is that at the end of every film is the same shitty cliffhanger. Where one surviver of the game ends up being killed because Jigsaw is a complete bastards who like to throw spikes at mens balls and watch them cry like some drunken knife thrower on New Years.
NOTES:If anybody was offended by that NAZI segment, I'm sorry. To give you guys the up and up, I'm Jewish too.
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