Where To Go For Your Next Vacation!
By Akima34
Disclaimer: I don't own Titan A.E., but I do own this pencil! (brandishes a blue and green pencil) Isn't it pretty? Now you must 'ooh' and 'ahh' at the pencil!
'OOH' AND 'AHH', DARN IT!
('Ooh's' and 'ahh's')
OK, that was nice.
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WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR YOUR NEXT VACATION?
You could go to the Bahamas...
But you'd probably get sunburned.
Or maybe the Poconos!
Nah, it's been done to death.
The Alps?
Too cold!
Well...
How about Planet Bob?
("I hate that name...")
Be quiet, Akima.
No, seriously! Come to Planet Bob for your next vacation! It's got great weather, lots of sight-seeing oprotunities, and don't forget the famous Valkyrie tour!
("WHAT?! You're turning the Valkyrie into a freakin' MUSEUM?!")
Be QUIET, Akima!
Yes, come to Planet Bob, where you'll have the time of your life! We welcome ALL species here! Mantrins, Akkrennians, Gowl, whatever you are! Come on down!
And don't forget to tour the famous ship, the Valkyrie! The Titan and Pheonix museums are coming soon!
("Hey, Cale, c'mere.")
Just a minute.
**Sounds of punching, kicking, and yelps of pain are heard**
Well, since Cale has been temporarily detained...**clears throat** ahem... I shall continue. Yes, all species are welcome on NEW EARTH, but I'm afraid that the speaker before me was temporarily insane. You will NOT be able to tour the Valkyrie, the Pheonix, or the Titan, however those ships are able to be photographed.
Thank you for watching this commercial, and now...Hey, Cale, what are you planning to do with that? Whoa! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
**static**
THE END
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(Haha, now you all know how incredibly insane I am! If you liked it, good, if not, too damn bad for you! HAHAHA! I was hyper on Pink Lemonade Snapple when I wrote this, and I got the idea from a website (sorry, I don't remember the name.) Anyway, hope you liked it!)
By Akima34
Disclaimer: I don't own Titan A.E., but I do own this pencil! (brandishes a blue and green pencil) Isn't it pretty? Now you must 'ooh' and 'ahh' at the pencil!
'OOH' AND 'AHH', DARN IT!
('Ooh's' and 'ahh's')
OK, that was nice.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR YOUR NEXT VACATION?
You could go to the Bahamas...
But you'd probably get sunburned.
Or maybe the Poconos!
Nah, it's been done to death.
The Alps?
Too cold!
Well...
How about Planet Bob?
("I hate that name...")
Be quiet, Akima.
No, seriously! Come to Planet Bob for your next vacation! It's got great weather, lots of sight-seeing oprotunities, and don't forget the famous Valkyrie tour!
("WHAT?! You're turning the Valkyrie into a freakin' MUSEUM?!")
Be QUIET, Akima!
Yes, come to Planet Bob, where you'll have the time of your life! We welcome ALL species here! Mantrins, Akkrennians, Gowl, whatever you are! Come on down!
And don't forget to tour the famous ship, the Valkyrie! The Titan and Pheonix museums are coming soon!
("Hey, Cale, c'mere.")
Just a minute.
**Sounds of punching, kicking, and yelps of pain are heard**
Well, since Cale has been temporarily detained...**clears throat** ahem... I shall continue. Yes, all species are welcome on NEW EARTH, but I'm afraid that the speaker before me was temporarily insane. You will NOT be able to tour the Valkyrie, the Pheonix, or the Titan, however those ships are able to be photographed.
Thank you for watching this commercial, and now...Hey, Cale, what are you planning to do with that? Whoa! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
**static**
THE END
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
(Haha, now you all know how incredibly insane I am! If you liked it, good, if not, too damn bad for you! HAHAHA! I was hyper on Pink Lemonade Snapple when I wrote this, and I got the idea from a website (sorry, I don't remember the name.) Anyway, hope you liked it!)