Disclaimer: I do not own Hannah Montana or its characters.

Humor, no pairings

One beautiful morning, just like any other day Jackson walks into school and sees Carrie a tall blonde senior standing near her locker; he causally bumps into her to help her pick up her books. Jackson's main plan for getting girl's digits, just as he was about to make a date with her Rico interrupts him and shows Carrie the picture of Jackson in the chicken suit.

"OMG, you actually wore that in public you freak." and she walks away laughing.

"RICO!! Why? Do you have to torture me? Does it make you happy? Do you want a giant cow to produce your milk for you?" Jackson sneers down at his little boss.

"Well, Jackson if you made any sense just now, the simple answer would be yes I do love to torture you, and I am going to be your new tutor in geometry and chemistry. So for the next three weeks you have to listen and do all the work I give you. Muwahahahahahaha!" Rico evilly laughs and glares at Jackson.

"Rico, who would ever put you in charge of tutoring me I am clearly older than you therefore I am smarticer then you." Jackson says triumphantly. "Jackson Jackson Jackson smarticer is not a word. And if you want proof that I am your new tutor then go talk to Mrs. Spader she gave me the instructions." Rico says with joy

"Well, fine I will see you after school and don't be late," replied Jackson.

After School at the Stewarts Residence

I am going to take a nap in my favorite pajamas until Mr. Rico gets here.

Bunny pajamas are my favorite. Look what I can Do hoppity hoppity hoppity jump yahhh!!!! Hannah Montana Rules! I like the pjs that cover your feet. Girls, hamburgers, cheese jerky yum I love squirrels and plumbers cracks, I love the natural breezy feeling you get when you just let loose. Bucky Kentucky is a god, I love his leather pants. Weeeeeee fast racecar I love speed. I am big baby and I am proud of it.

Meanwhile

"Jackson where are you come on don't we have to study" Rico asks. He looks and sees Jackson sleeping on the couch in bunny feety pajamas, talking about grass. Man, I am so lucky I keep and spare camera with me at all times. Total Blackmail.

Click Snap Click Flash Snap

Huh, what you turned on the lights. Jackson slowly sits up on the couch to see Rico taking pictures of him. Ahhhhhh Rico I am going to kill you. Well, lets how this study group lasts.

Hello to all my local readers out there I am writing this at 12:49 AM and I am very tired and loopy and random and just writing whatever comes to my mind first because my brother wanted to write and story with me. Sorry if its too much for you handle peace out!