A/N
This idea is originally from a fic called Hunter X Hunter Couples by u don't need to know... I thought it would be fun if Naruto would also have something like this...So...there! Oh yeah, this is also my first fic that was posted here in so please be nice and no flaming! No offense to fans out there...Gomen for the long note..
WARNING: Might contain incoherent language! Characters are OOC! Yaoi/shounen-ai and slight yuri/shoujo-ai included!
Disclaimer: Naruto's not mine... If I were the creator of Naruto, I'd make it into a yaoi.. But unfortunately, I'm not..
Please R&R! Every review counts! Thanks!
italics: thoughts, actions
xxxNaruto Couplesxxx
lllNaruSasulll
Naru: Sasuke, I have gathered all my courage just to say to you that..I love, okay?
Sasu: -..reads script..- to the author tell me, why do I have to do this again?
Author: ...read the bottom part of the script..the one marked with an asterisk, after Sakura's line..-points to the piece of paper-
Sasu: -reads..mutters...- say your lines and I will give you a hundred boxes of Mr. Choco Robo Pudding ll1ll..come on, you know you can't resist...tch..worthless bribe..
Naruto sneaks off to find the boxes
Author: What did you say? -calls Itachi- Itachi-kun? Sasuke was peep..-Sasuke covers her mouth..glares-..umf..umff..uumfphtt..
Sasu: Fuck you author...
Author: -struggles..was able to get out of Sasuke-chicken's hold..glares back..-
Jackass.. Get on with it! I'm not paying you for nothing!
Sasu: -mutters incoherent words..- I love you too, Naruto...
Naruto returns with a mouth smeared with chocolate, a shirt with chocolate stains...
Naru: Did you say something, Sasuke?
Sasu: -sighs deeply...- iloveyou..
Naru: ...ooooohhhhhh...let's get married!
-after the marriage-
Sasu: Where's my chocolate?
Author: ...Naruto ate it...
lllSasuSakulll
Sasu: -faces Sakura..- Sakura, even though you're more annoying than Ino, has an admirably over large forehead accompanied by a large brain that is much capable of thinking than mine, is weak and keeps on daydreaming about me even in missions, is flat-chested, has an insane inner self, is the president of my fanclub that does nothing but to run after me all day, I'd like you to know that I'm falling for you!
Saku: Sasuke-kun, even if you act stoically around people all the time, even if you are a know-it-all bastard, an asshole who thinks about avenging his clan all the time, has a head that has raven blue hair that is shaped like that of a chicken, accompanied by a brain which filled of nothing but hot gas, who kept on declining my offer for lunch and simple dates, I'd like to tell you that I've loved you since we were kids and there is no way that I would renounce my undying love for you!
Sasu: -blnkblink..-
lllKakaSakulll
Saku: ...
Kaka: ...
Saku: ...
Kaka: ...so, would you mind kissing me?
Saku: ...Pervert! -slaps Kakashi REALLY hard...- Well, as long as you take that mask off of your face...
lllKakaSasulll
KakaSasu: -hugs...- I LOVE YOU!
lllKakaNarulll
Kaka: ...
Naru: ...
Kaka: ...can you use your Sexy no Jutsu and pose for Jiraiya's Icha-Icha Paradise?
Naru: NEVER! ESPECIALLY FOR AN OLD PERVERTED SENNIN LIKE THAT!
Kaka: You will get sixty-four bowls of ramen from Ichiraku for every shoot...
Naru: Sure!
lllNejiSakulll
Saku: Stop staring at me! Your eyes..They're too creepy..and white..white? Shit..you don't even have pupils, for God's sake! They seem to drown me, to pull me into swirls of endless oblivion... It's opaque but seems transparent..no..translucent..opaque? white!... waaaahhh! I'm getting confused! You're—..
Neji silenced Sakura with a kiss
Neji: Ssshh.. you're too loud..Besides, I can't help it. I love you..-turns slightly pink-
Saku: N-neji-kun..Aishiteru! -blushesdeep scarlet-
lllLeeSakulll
Lee: I know you know this Sakura-san, I've said it numerous times before.. And I'm saying it once again... I love you.
Saku: That's really nice of you, Lee-san. Thanks.. -walks away..-
Lee: That's it? No goodbye kisses or a simple 'I love you too'?...-gets teary-eyed-
Gai suddenly pops out of nowhere
Gai: Don't worry, Lee! Gai-sensei's still here! Would you mind trimming my perfect bowl-cut hair? The other side seems to grow faster than the right side, making it uneven..
Lee: -sniffles..- Thanks, Gai-sensei. I promise I'll never fail you!
Gai: ...uhh, yeah whatever...-mumbles-..I shouldn't have trusted TenTen with my shiny, wonderful, semi-circle shaped hair..
lllNejiLeelll
NejiLee: Okay...So what's wrong with the author?
lllTenTenLeelll
Lee: You have nice hair..You will do.. I'll see if Gai-sensei and my adorable look would look ravishing on girls...
TenTen: NNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOO! HELLLLLPPP MMMMEEEEE!
lllNejiTenTenlll
Neji: What the fuck happened to your head?
TenTen: Lee did it!
Lee: TenTen-chan? Where are you? We haven't applied shoeshine on your hair yet!
And your eyebrows...
lllNaruLeelll
NaruLee: Does the author really have this bad taste?
lllSasuNejilll
Sasu: -..pins Neji to the wall..lips slightly touching..- Neji, I've been longing to tell you that..
Neji: There's no need, Uchiha..
SasuNeji: ILOVEYOU! -...both turns green..turns around..pukes..-
Neji: -..murmurs..- Good thing the author promised me eighty-seven boxes of hair gel and hair conditioner if I'd do this..
Sasu: -..to himself..- so that's your secret, eh?... -smirks- Hey, Neji! Can you give me tips on taking care of my hair, nails and stuff?
Neji: Sure! As long as you give me a free pedicure!
SasuNeji: -giggles girlishly-
lllSasuLeelll
SasuLee: Is the author this desperate?
Author: No, I'm not..
lllSasuInolll
Sasuke holds Ino's hand..
Ino: S-sasuke-kun! -blushes..to herself- Beat that, forehead girl!
Sasuke holds Ino's cheek and closes his eyes...
Ino: -to herself...- K-kuso, is he g-g-going to gulp k-k-k-k-kiss me?..
Ino faints..
Sasu:-blinkblink- She died..
lllShikaInolll
Ino: Shika!
Shika: What?
Ino: -glomps Shikamaru- Ashiteru, Shika-kun!
Shika: -turns pink...sighs..- Hountoni kore wa mendouksai..
lllShikaSakulll
Saku: We're both smart, so let's get married!
Shika: yay!
lllInoChoulll
Ino: Sorry, but you're too fat!
Author: Maa.. I paid you to do this!
Chou: -eyes turn fiery red..- I'M NOT FAT! I'M CHUBBY!
lllShikaChoulll
Shika: I love you, Chouji.
Chou: Love-chomp-you-chompchomp-too..-chompchompchomp-
Chou: Want potato chips?
Shika: yay!
lllNaruChoulll
Naru: We're both fat, so let's get married!
Chou: Yay!.. But I'm not fat! Just chubby! -whines-
Naru: -pats Chouji's head..- here.. -hands him a bowl of ramen-
Chou: -eats the ramen...gets starry-eyed...- This is good... Me want some more! -whines-
Naru: D-demo...I don't have money anymore...My wallet's empty! See? -shows empty wallet to Chouji...and a fly was trapped in one of the pockets...poor thing.. gets teary-eyed...cries- waaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh! I'm broke!
lllInoSakulll
InoSaku: -bows head- GOMEN NE FOR ALL THE THINGS I'VE DONE TO YOU, SAKURA/INO-CHAN! I PROMISE I'LL NEVER DO IT AGAIN!
InoSaku: -blinkblink- ONE MORE THING...I LOVE YOU!
InoSaku: -imitates Sasuke and Neji's high-pitched giggles...-
Sakura glomps Ino
Ino: -gives Sakura a light peck on the cheek...blushes..-
lllKibaShinolll
Kiba: -glopms on Shino- Luvya, Shino-kun!
Shino: ..hn...
Kiba: Why won't you answer me! ll2ll -tears starts to leak from those kawaii puppy-like eyes-
Shino: 'shiteru, Kiba-koi.
Kiba hugs Shino
Shino: -...turns into different shades of blue...- s-stop...suff..suffocate...ing..-dies-
Kiba: Huh?...Shino? -sniffs Shino all doggy-like..- Shino? -licks and his cheek..- Shino-kun? Shino? Oi, Aburame! -pokes Shino on the chest..hard..- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! HE DIED!
Shino drools..
Kiba: -...realizes Shino's drooling all over the place...- ahou! -smacks Shino hard on the head-
Shino: -snores..keeps on drooling..-
lllKibaShinoXHinalll
KibaShino: WE LOVE YOU, HINATA-CHAN!
Hinata: S-Sorry..d-demo, I am already in l-love with someone..
KibaShino: -sighs deeply..-
lllKibaSakulll
Kiba: uhmm...do I know you?
Saku: er...I'm not sure..but you seem quite familiar...
Kiba: Yeah...Let's get married anyways!
Saku: Sure!
lllShinoSakulll
Shino: ...
Saku: ...
Shino: ...
Saku: ...
Shino: ... -begins talking to his bugs...-
Saku: -sweatdrops O-o;;;-
lllNaruHinalll
Naru: Hinata-chan...I think I'm starting to fall for you...-a tinge of crimson is present in Naruto's face-
Hina: -glomps on Naruto- Oh, Naruto-kun! You don't know how long I've dreamt of this to happen!
Naru: -gets wide-eyed..O-O- Hinata-chan! You've stopped stuttering!
Hina: -blink- I guess I did...
Naru: So can we go out sometime?
Hina: Of course!
lllSasuHinalll
Sasu: I like you, Hinata.
Hina: Gomen, Sasuke-san. But I already have someone I like in mind..
Naruto dies
Hina: -is still unfazed- No matter how much you express to me your feelings, Sasuke—
Sasu: -sees Naruto..dead..cries hysterically- Naruto! NARUTO! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS! WHAT I SAID TO YOU IS EARLIER IS COMPLETELY TRUE! I LOVE YOU!
Hina: O-O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; -to herself- I thought he's straight?...
lllSakuHinalll
Saku: Hinata-chan..I don't know how to say this..But..I mean..I know you're my friend and I think saying this might affect our friendship and all..But..But...I love you!..there..I said it...-blushes-
Hina: Sorry, Sakura-chan..But I like Naruto-kun...-Naruto dies for the 2nd time...- So Sakura-chan, do you have any plans this Friday?
Saku: ...
lllGaaNarulll
Naru: Aishiteru, Gaara-kun..
Gaa: I love you, my kyuubi..and I will always do.
lllGaaSakulll
Gaa: You look familiar..
Saku: Suna no Gaara..
Gaa: Those jade eyes..they seem familiar...
Saku: Gaara of the Dessert..
Gaa: And that pink hair...
Saku: Shukaku's Child...
Gaa: ...that uber wide forehead...
Saku: Naruto's koibito..
Gaa: Let's get married!
Saku: Sure!
lllSasuGaalll
Gaa: Those deep obsidian pools that turns into deep crimson blood... Sasuke, I adore you!
Sasu: hn...whatever..
lllItaSasulll
Sasu: Oh God! I think I am falling in love with my own heartless brother! But I must hate him and avenge my clan! He practically -reads script- WHAT? I can't say this!
Author: Hey! I'm not paying you so you can just joke around!
Sasu: WTF? You're not even paying me and you gave my chocolate to that damned Naruto!
Author: Just do it! And please, for God's sake! Add more feelings, will you?
Sasu: -mutters- You worthless piece of shit...
Author: NOW OR ELSE!
Sasu: -as emotional as a sedated computer- Oh God! I think I am falling in love with my own heartless brother! But I must hate him and avenge my clan! He practically killed our whole family, leaving me as the only survivor of the infamous Uchiha Clan!
Itachi: -dramatic entrance- Don't hate me, my dearest brother! I LOVE YOU!
Sasu: Oh! Is that so? Even though I spent all my life thinking ways on how to kill you, I'm falling in love with you!
ItaSasu: -hugs-
xxxENDxxx
A/N
I'm so sorry... I know.. Its not funny at all...
Geez.. I don't have to repeat myself twice now, do i?
ll1ll Mr. Choco Robo Pudding- From Hunter X Hunter
ll2ll'Why Won't You Answer Me?'- a KibaShino fic by Saroya..Check it out..
Again, R&R, please! Domo! Add in your reviews any pair that I missed out!
I am so sorry for the crappy formatting... hope you guys would understand..
Hope you guys enjoyed reading this as much as i enjoyed writing it...