"So you don't believe in Christmas, huh?" The man asks, speaking to the other person on the phone. "Well, trust me honey. Tonight, I'm gonna make ya believe. No, I can hear you fine. You're not breaking up. Sheila, I said you're not breaking up. Wait, you're breaking up with me? You've got to be kidding me!"
His sack tears open, spilling the toys everywhere. The man kicks some of the toys around before noticing a battered and stitched up doll in front of a headstone. He bends down to take a good look at it. Suddenly a female doll, dressed in a white wedding dress with a leather jacket over it, with blonde hair and Goth makeup, appears behind him and stabs him. The male doll tears off The man's Santa "beard".
"You're not real!" the male doll exclaimed.
"You were never real!" The female doll realized. "You know what that kind of disappointment can do to someone?"
"Do you have any idea how that can... MESS WITH YOUR MIND? MESS WITH YOUR MIND! MESS WITH YOUR MIND!" The male doll repeated before the man sits up.
"Chucky is broke again! This is getting bloody ridiculous!" The man exclaimed.
"Cut!" Another man says. It is revealed that the snow-filled graveyard is nothing more than a movie set.
"Tony, what was that?" The director of the film asked Tony Gardner, the special effects guy and puppet maker.
"I'm sorry, it's the-" Tony attempted to explain, before being cut off by the actor in the Santa costume.
"This is the 5th time that this has happened! This is unprofessional, and I can't work like this!" The man said, before throwing his Santa beard down and storming off the movie set.
"No, Jason, wait!" The director said, running after the actor. We then see a news reporter about to film a news segment on the movie set.
"We're here in Los Angeles, on the set of the new movie "Chucky Goes Psycho". The film tells the urban legend of Chucky and Tiffany, two dolls supposedly possessed by serial killers. The dolls were found in the scene of real life murders which remain unsolved to this day. There were rumors that they had a immortal human accomplice with them, but those reports could not be confirmed or denied."
Cut to Jennifer Tilly in a wedding gown with Tiffany's tattoo on her. She is sitting in front of a replica of the interior of Tiffany and Metal Matt's old trailer home in Metal City.
"So Joan, what's going on in the world today?" Jennifer asked her assistant.
"It says here that Julia Roberts has been offered a million for her next film." Joan read from a newspaper.
" I am so sick of hearing about Julia Roberts. You know, I could have played Erin Brockovich. I definitely could have done it without the Wonderbra. Julia stole that part from under me. You know how she did it? She slept with the director, that's what I think." Jennifer wondered aloud.
"Jennifer, you know that's not true." Joan told Jennifer.
"It's common knowledge, Joan. Anyway, how come I don't get any good roles anymore? There's gotta be a perfect role out there for me, a role that fits me like a glove!" Jennifer said.
"It says here that Quentin Tarantino is making a bible epic. Reports say that he is still looking for the right female lead." Joan revealed to Jennifer.
"What role?" Jennifer asked. She was very intrigued by this news. Who wouldn't want to be in a Quentin Tarantino movie?
"Virgin Mary." Joan replied.
"Perfect." Jennifer said. It was as if a light bulb went on over Jennifer's head. "That's just what I need to reinvent myself. Joan, get Morty on the phone and tell him to book a meeting with Tarantino as soon as possible."
Meanwhile, Metal Matt walks into a diner where he normally eats. He is greeted, Norm-from-Cheers style by the regulars. Metal Matt was very well known in this town. He was a rock star, having released two well-received albums. He was one of the most popular musicians right now.
"What'll it be, honey?" Cora, a waitress at the diner, asked him.
"I think I'll have the usual, Cora- Cup of coffee, and chicken and waffles." Metal Matt replied to Cora. He ordered it every day.
"Certainly. Oh, by the way, how's the new album coming along?" Cora asked him.
"Well, sadly I'm having a little bit of writer's block right now. I guess I just need to take a break for a little bit."
"Well, you'll overcome it, and come back bigger and better than ever. Your food's on the way." Cora assured him.
"Thanks, Cora." Metal Matt appreciated her words of encouragement. He just couldn't understand why he was having writer's block suddenly. Was his life that boring now? On his last two albums, 20 songs appeared on each of them.
The TV switches from a commercial to to the beginning of the Access Hollywood story on Chucky Goes Psycho.
"Hey, Joe, can you turn this up?" Metal Matt asked the cook.
The TV is turned up.
"Thanks!" Metal Matt told the cook. "So that's where those two are."
Metal Matt walks outside to his car when he sees something in his passenger seat. Metal Matt suddenly became suspicious. It was a good thing he had his knife with him.
"Can I help you?" Metal Matt asked. Might as well initially kill them with kindness.
The thing turned out to be a doll, not unlike Chucky and Tiffany. It had red hair, pale skin, and was wearing a purple shirt and black shorts.
"Wait, you're Metal Matt, aren't you?" The doll asked Metal Matt.
"Yes. Yes I am. Metal Matt answered. Is there something I can do for you?"
"Did you know these two?" The doll asked him. He then handed Metal Matt a picture of Chucky and Tiffany, along with the Heart Of Damballa. Metal Matt hadn't seen that amulet in quite some time.
"Yeah, I knew them very well. What's this got to do with you?" Metal Matt asked.
"I think I'm their offspring." The doll said.
Metal Matt was surprised to hear that.
"Well, in that case, I'm Metal Matt." Metal Matt introduced himself to the doll. "I'm looking for these two myself. Their names are Chucky and Tiffany, and I think I know where they are."
The two drive to the set of the film. They're then stopped by a security guard.
"What's your clearance?" The security guard asked.
"Poker Man. I'm assuming Jennifer wants to play poker AFTER filming. That's what I heard was in her contract." Metal Matt lied.
"Oh, yeah! She's expecting you. Right this way." The security guard said. He raised the gate and allowed Metal Matt and the doll to drive through.
"Are you a Poker Man?" The doll asked.
"Of course not. But pretending to will get us one step closer to finding Chucky and Tiffany." Metal Matt told the doll.
The two enter the props section, where they see Chucky and Tiffany.
"Well, here they are. I can't believe how well they cleaned up these dolls." Metal Matt said. He admired the craftsmanship of the dolls for a few moments.
"Are you going to bring them back?" The doll asked Metal Matt.
"Well, your dad was kind of a jerk, but your mom was really sweet. I'd rather just resurrect her." Metal Matt told the doll. He wasn't too keen on resurrecting Chucky. He killed him for a reason.
"Can you please resurrect both of them?" The doll begged Metal Matt.
"Fine." Metal Matt relented. "But I'm going to regret this..."