The result of being bored on a road trip.

No, this is NOT a Renji Hisana romantic thing. There will be RenRuki, some kinda implied IchiRuki that actually isn't there but Renji thinks it is, Byasana, Kaiyako, and those are the main ones.

I don't own Bleach.

Chapter 1: Boy, that sucked.

Renji POV

I don't know how it happened. I really don't.

Wondering who I am? Name's Abarai Renji, fukutaicho of Squad 6, serving under the prick we all know and love, Kuchiki Byakuya. Now, like I was saying, I don't know how it happened. You'd think I would've learned, right?

Wrong. There are three problems with my life right now.

1) I'm 99.9% sure that my best friend who, FYI, is the secret love of my life. Yeah, pretty sure that she's in love with my other best friend. Lucky bastard.

2) I just transferred my Shinigami powers to some kid. Not to mention her brother and his girlfriend also have high reistu.

3) And finally, the random chick I transferred my powers too? She' the reincarnation of my taicho's wife. And I think her brother is the reincarnation of that old fukutaicho that looks like Ichigo, and that his girlfriend is the reincarnation of his wife.

Sucks to be me right?

Right, so it started out normally. I was in the Squad 6 office, doing the dreaded evil that we all fear even more then Aizen.

...Okay, maybe not that much. But yeah, I was doing paperwork.

Financial paperwork.

Meanwhile, Rukia was out showing Rukongai to Ichigo.

Sense a theme here?

So, I was doing paperwork and was almost done when Taicho comes to me and tells me that it's my turn to patrol Karakura. See, since Aizen was killed (by Ichigo, go figure), Soul Soceity have been doing routine patrols (every 5 years or so, which is pretty routine for a society where no one actually important dies) on Karakura to make sure nothing too weird goes on there (really screwed that up, huh?). So, I was thinking, "Great! Maybe I can bring Rukia back some Chappy thing and get her to notice me!" Yeah, I'm that pathetic. So anyway, I get to the Real World and I notice some strong spiritual energies. Should probably check those out.

Yeah, that didn't bite me in the ass at all.

I'm walking on the roof of some building. Nostalgia takes over, it's weird to see this town so functioning and complete. It was totally trashed the last time I saw it ('round 30 years ago, give or take). I jump over to the next building, when I hears the screams of the people and the roars of the hollow. Throwing myself into a short shunpo, I arrive at the scene to see a pretty standard hollow chasing after a spirit and human girl. Odd, I think as I quirk up and eyebrow (yes, I do have eyebrows, they aren't' just tattooed on) and leap into action. I pay them little attention and slay the hollow, which looks like some type of fish...thing, and walk off. I don't hear the girl's spluttering of confusion. I leave, deciding the plus can be dealt with later.

'Sides, I'm hungry. Time to get a snack.

I sense a plus in that house. It's a simple ordinary house, draped in the night's shadow. Two stories, a wooden door, a large window in the front with little windows at the upper story. I sense the plus in the room on the far left. There's a window. I grin.

Excellent.

I enter the open window, and ignore the girl, who sits up suddenly on her bed and scan the room. Kinda girly, but not too bad. I ignore her chatter and unsheathe Zabimaru.

"Who the hell are you?! You can't just-HOLY SHIT! Is that a sword?!"

Almost there. It's close. "Just a little farther."

Suddenly, something, that feels a lot like one of Ichigo's old textbooks, slams me in the head. Along with "WHAT, EXACTLY, IS 'JUST A LITTLE FURTHER'?!!!" I fall to the floor in shock, question marks dancing over my, most likely bruised, head as the lights come on. "Are you some type of stalker? Because if you are, then you really suck at it, seeing as you talk to yourself."

I turn over to face the girl in shock. "Y-You hit me. But I can't be seen by humans. Can you see me?" The girl snorts. "Well, since I just rammed my Physics textbook into your head, why don't you tell me?" I frown, studying her. "Huh. You can see me...you must be....like defective or something?" I tilt her chin upwards, and look over her carefully. Well, she looked normal, with soft auburn shoulder length hair framing her slightly tan face. Dark, almost black, gleaming eyes flash at me as a tiny hand bats mine away.

"I'll show you defective!" She shouts furiously and roundhouse kicks me, which I effortlessly block, and that sends her to the floor. I smirk, she's got a fighting spirit. Glaring at me, she growls, "Who ARE you?" My smirk widens. "You wanna know?" Cinnamon brown meeting obsidian black as my eyes challenge her. She doesn't back down, if anything her resolve strengthens.

"Then I'll tell you. I'm a Shinigami."

A hollow screams. The plus runs.

The plus falls, and it's all over.

"So let me get this straight," She says, looking at me incredulously. We both sitting cross-legged on the floor, and I finger the fibers of her carpet. It's really soft... "You come from the afterlife, which is called the Soul Society." I nod. "And there's a whole lot of you, fighting these evil monster things, like the one downtown." I nod. "These things are called Hollows, and are lost human souls, which you purify with your sword thingys and send them to the Soul Society, along with regular human souls." I nod. "That's totally believable. Yeah, and yesterday I skipped school, danced with water fairies and went to the planet Mars." She snapped, pissed off as hell, if the book she threw was a indication. A vein twitched in my forehead.

"Wha-? You say that, even when you and your sibling have been able to see spirits all your life!" she stood over me, arms crossed. "Yeah, and while you're obviously not human, your story sounds like a child's tale. So, why don't you just skip on home, you and your stupid eyebrows."

Oh. She did NOT just insult the eyebrows. I know I suck at it but...

"Bakadou 1: Sai!" She falls to the ground, arms pinned behind her back. Her eyes widen, in shock and anger. "What the HELL?!" I smirk, satisfied. That'll teach her. I mentally pat myself on the back, now I seem even stronger and it proves my point.

"You sick pervert! Get your magical bondage off me!" Smirk's gone, and I stare at her horrified. Oh god...

"It's not bondage!" I shriek, hundreds of memories of using kidou on female opponents flashing through my mind. She looks at me dully, "Dude, it's totally bondage."

Ugh...so...many....memories....scarred... She stiffened and winced. "Do you hear that?" She asked, eyes wide with fear. I raised an eyebrow, what's there to be scared off? "Hear what?"

"THAT! That screaming! It's gotta be a Hollow or whatever!" I frown. What-?

ROAR!

My eyes widen. I turn and rush towards the door as a young woman appears in the door. She's pretty, even with the bruises and cuts. "Chi-" She collasped, exhausted. "HINATA!"* I run past the girl towards the hollow, ignoring the frantic calling. Why?! Why didn't I sense it? Dammit! I jump the last few steps and come face to face with a giant ass hole in the wall, the hollow's tail gripping a teen boy.

"Oi! Monster thing! Eat me and I'll seriously haunt your ass! And trust me, I can be REALLY annoying!"

Oooookaay...so it ain't just the girl. They're all crazy. Speaking of, the girl crawled toward me after falling down the stairs in attempt to find where the screaming was.

"Kaito*! Shit, you gotta get this bondage off me!"

"No way! You're safer this way, and for the last time, it's NOT bondage!" Struggling, she stood up and attempted to break free. "You're such a dumbass! You can't-" Before my dumbfounded eyes, the kidou spell began to crack and fall apart, and with a flash she was free. Impossible! Granted, my kidou sucks, but still! How did she do that?! "HEY!" I yelled as she stupidly ran towards the hollow and her brother.

"Oi! Hollow!" She yells, "It's me you want! I'm younger and fresher! Come get me!" The hollow roars, and lunges towards her. I jump into action.

Pain. Ow. It hurts. I managed to block the hollow, but it's teeth (which were very sharp and pointy) sank into my shoulder. Zabimaru sliced through the hollow's fangs and it backed off, dropping the boy. The girl's eyes are wide, and for a minute I see Rukia in her eyes. "You..." I crawl and lean against a stray trashcan, panting as the blood soaks my robes and pushes past my skin with every heat beat.

"You..." I rasp, "Do...you want to save your family?" She blinks. "Of course I do! But-"

"Then, save them." I raise my sword to her, apologizing to Zabimaru.

I don't know why I did something so utterly stupid. I'm blaming the blood loss. Yeah, that seems vaguely plausible.

"It might not work...but I can transfer my powers to you..." I trail off. "There's a good chance that you could-" Small hands grasped Zabimaru's blade determined. I look into her eyes, strong and unmoving. She...she can do this. I feel it.

"I don't care. I'll do anything. So lend me your blade Shinigami." She said softly, a gentle smirk on her face. I smirk back.

"Che. Idiot. Name's not Shinigami. It's Abarai Renji." Her smirk widens as the blade inches closer. "And my name's Suzuki Chika*."

The blade sinks into her skin, and I feel my power flowing into her and I know it worked. The hollow screams as she slices Zabimaru threw it's skin. My eyes widen. What? I only meant to give her a quarter or half of my powers at the most. But she's taken nearly three fourths! I look up at she insults the hollow. Her voice...is different. It's soft now and gentle, but cuts through the air. "You'll pay for hurting Kaito and Hinata. Die!" Charging, she leaps into the air with natural grace and elegance that I've only seen with Rukia. She cuts the mask and it dies.

She turns to me and my eye grow even wider. ...WHAT?! Peitie stature, silky raven black hair, fair almost white skin, and purple gems for eyes. "R-Rukia?!" Her eyes widen and then fall back into a gentle smile. "Hisana, actually. Kuchiki Hisana."

...Well. Taicho's gonna find that interesting, huh?

A/N: Renji doesn't get enough love. And neither does Hisana, Miyako or...well Kaien does, but he never does anything. So yeah.

Hinata*=From Japanese 向日葵 "sunflower" or 陽向 "facing the sun" That's Miyako, I think her Zanpaktou is gonna be light based.

Chika*=From Japanese 千 (chi) "thousand", 智 (chi) "wisdom, intellect" or 散 (chi) "scatter" combined with 佳 (ka) "good, fine" or 花 (ka) "flower" That's Hisana, 'cuz she's lived two lives so she's gotta have some cool wisdom. Plus, it can mean scatter and flower which is so Byakuya.

Kaito*=From Japanese 海 (kai) "sea, ocean" combined with 斗 (to), which refers to the constellation Ursa Major, or 翔 (to) "soar, fly" Kaien's Zanpaktou is water based

Suzuki means small bell tree. Doesn't really relate to the story at all, I just think it's cool.