50 Ways To Annoy Sesshoumaru

1. Dress him up like InuYasha
2. Poke him and run away
3. Sing "Sesshomaru and (name here) sitting in a tree...
4. Say how great InuYasha and the Tetsusaiga are together
5. Dress Sesshomaru up like InuYasha--
6. --Dress Jaken like Shippo--
7. -- And dress Rin like Kagome
8. Practice the Kaze no Kizu on Sesshomaru with a stick
9. Put Sesshomaru in a baboon skin
10. Say How cute InuYasha's ears are
11. Ask him is he still has his severed arm
12. Try on his "Fluff"
13. Take his clothes while he's bathing
14. Play with his hair at the oddest times
15. Ask him about his "fluff" constantly
16. Play house with Rin saying he's the daddy, your the mommy, and Rin's the baby! Jaken is...er...the family bumpy thing
17. Pester him about how deep down, he really likes InuYasha
18. Tell him to stop "actin' all proper-like"
19. Poke him when he's asleep
20. Make him stand with an apple on his head and tell him you're tring to improve you aim with a bow and arrow so you can be like Kagome
21. Beg him to get you some of his shampoo
22. Paint his nails a florecent color while he's asleep
23. Stare at him and drool (Wow, that's hard to do...)
24. Make him wear the garlands of flowers you make.
25. Point out yet again about how cute InuYasha's ears are
26. Ask him where he got his make-up
27. Put fake InuYasha ears on him
28. While he's asleep, put him in some women's clothes and take pictuers
29. Constantly touch his forehead and say: "Are you sure you don't have a fever because you're HOTT!"
30. Dump a bucket of water on him afterword and say : "Cool down!"
31. Draw on his face with a permanent marker while he's asleep
32. Tickel him--
33. --with his fluff
34. Ask him why he doesn't own the Tetsusaiga
35. Ask him what the Tenseiga does
36. Ask him why
37. Ask him about his love life
38. Ask him if that dress makes you look fat
39. Hit on him
40. Ask him if he really think Naraku is good-looking
41. Ask him why Rin follows him around and every five minutes ask him why
42. Run in circles around him--
43. --crying--
44. --about how he doesn't have ears like InuYasha
45. Ask him where he got his nails done
46. Ask him about "that night at Naraku's"
47. Wake him up every half an hour and in the morning ask how he slept
48. Ask him to read this
49. Ask him if he's a virgin
50. Ask him why