50 Ways To Annoy InuYasha

1. Poke him non-stop
2. Play with his ears
3. Sneak up behind him--
4. --in a baboon skin
5. Ramble about how cute his ears are--
6. --"but they aren't as cute as Sesshoumaru's!"
7. Dance around him
8. Dress him up like Shippo
9. Ask him about Kagome
10. Stare at him
11. Clutch him close to your heart and don't let go
12. Ask to try the Tetsusaiga on him
13. Do it anyways
14. Make him read this
15. Eat ramen in front of him and don't let him have any
16. Ask him if he really can do the Kaze no Kizu
17. Ask him if you can try it on him
18. Poke him until it hurts
19. Ask him if he wants pyschological help
20. Ask him if he needs it
21. Ask him if you can study him and his brother for you disfunctional family class.
22. Try to get him to kiss Kagome
23. Talk loudly about Sesshomaru's cute ears
24. Find some way to worm his feelings about Kagome out of him
25. When (if!) you do, tease him about it
26. And tell everyone you know
27. Tell everyone he knows, for that matter
28. Follow him around, drooling
29. Talk about your Sesshie-kun exessivly
30. Ask him why he doesn't have a "fluff"--
31. --or a baboon skin
32. Ask him if you can use him in as a subject in you disection class
33. Ask him why humans follow him around
34. Dress up like him and copy everything he does--
35. --and ask for the Tetsusaiga
36. If he declines, beg, plea, cry, moan, and groan for it
37. If the answer is still no, take it while he's sleeping
38. Dress everyone up like characters from (insert other anime here) and yell at him for being in the wrong show
39. Take his clothes while he's bathing
40. Pay more attention to Kouga
41. Get Kagome to do the same
42. Comfort Myoga after a battle (when he comes back)
43. Pamper Sesshomaru--
44. --while treating InuYasha like a dog
45. Talk non-stop about InuYasha's enemies (good things only)
46. Make him read this again
47. Chain him up and make him listen to you read it to the Inu-gumi
48. Read it to random peolpe
49. Ask him to help you think of more ways to annoy him
50. Ask him about that sleep over at Naraku's that included Sesshomaru and Kouga