Disclaimer: Insomniac Games own the Ratchet and Clank franchise. The makers of "Help! I'm a Fish" own the lyrics.
Qwark decided to fumble around the duo's laboratory one day because the door was open. The duo found out about it and said that he could stay as long as he didn't touch anything dangerous. Qwark roamed around the lab while Ratchet and Clank were repairing a ship. He then spotted a ray gun with a happy fish and buttons on it. Thinking that it was safe, Qwark pressed a button and suddenly a ray of light shot out of the gun and hit Ratchet and Clank. They stiffened a bit, with glazed eyes (and blinking lights, I guess), and Qwark looked scared. Then, suddenly, music came out of nowhere, and then...this happened.
Unknown voice:
I'm a little yellow fish, yellow fish...I'm a little yellow fish, yellow fish...
Ratchet and Clank:
I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea
Will somebody help me
I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea
Will somebody save me
Ratchet:
Do you wanna know how living is beneath the waves?
Do you wanna know how everything I knew was changed?
Clank:
It wasn't such a big commotion
Ill you need is magic potion
Ratchet:
With a wriggle, a twist
Clank:
A splash and a splish
Ratchet and Clank:
You're a fish
Help Me..!
I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea
Will somebody help me
I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea
Will somebody save me
Ratchet:
Do you wanna take a whalebus- wanna meet a stupid shark?
Do you wanna ride a seahorse or hide in an oyster park?
Clank:
It wasn't such a big commotion
All you need is magic potion
Ratchet:
With a wriggle, a twist
Clank:
A splash and a splish
Ratchet and Clank:
You're a fish
Help me..!
I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea
Will somebody help me
I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea
Will somebody save me
Ratchet and Clank:
Help me, help me
I need a remedy
Help me, help me
(repeat x 2)
Ratchet:
Life is strange at the bottom of the ocean
You won't believe the things you see
Clank:
Stay ashore, don't give in to notions
If you don't wanna be like me...
Ratchet and Clank:
I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea
Will somebody help me
I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea
Will somebody save me
And all that time...Qwark had a secret handy-dandy video recorder at his side. His one thought: Upload it to Facebook, Twitter, and Youtube.