Hey hey hey! It's my first time on the site, and this is my first published fan fiction, so please give me nice reviews! Oh, before I go farther, my 'name' is UltimateTease. You can call me Tease. Or T. Or U.T. Or Teasy. Honestly, I don't really care. I go through 'phases' as I call them, where I go absolutely crazy over something for a certain time. Right now, I LOVE Creepypasta. So, for your pleasure, a fan fiction worthy of The Creepypasta Family themselves! Da da dada da da daaaaaaa!
The wind whipped my ashen grey hair into a fury as the sirens grew softer behind me. I had just made my latest kill and the blood dripped off my fingers. I let loose a loud and crazy laugh, smiling crazily. Power coursed through my body. I felt so high. It was wonderful. A wall of trees loomed ahead, and I weaved my bike between the large trunks. Almost like it was summoned, my cozy cabin appeared.
I parked my bike out front and went inside, giggling excitedly. It was still dark, but my animalistic vision made it easy to see. "hehehe. That was such fuunn~!" I told myself. I walked up to my room, the steps creaking on my way. I flung open my bedroom door with a loud "Hellooooo!" Of course, no one was home, but who cares? I twirled, kicking up a tornado of dust and disrupting a lone sock that was resting on the carpet. I sat down on my big 'evil madman' leather chair, spinning around and around.
I finally stopped spinning and looked into my old mirror that was above the desk the chair belonged to. I peered past the cracks and grime or the reflective glass, smiling like a crazie. Well, I WAS one, but never mind. In the mirror was a pale face, specked with still wet blood, grinning evilly. Her piercing orange eyes glowed with their own light, and her teeth were slightly yellow and sharky. Because of the sharp teeth her lips were calloused and cut, tainted red by the blood. Like permanent lipstick! I twirled my grey hair around a finger, the strands getting caught on the ragged, yellowed, claw-like nail.
"I'm so pretty," I said to myself. "So so so pretty~ la la la la laaa~ such a pretty voice."
I got up, and hummed, traveling the short distance to my floppy bed. It creaked as I laid down, curling up in the thick blankets. It was cold, but the blankets were warming me up.
"Who should I get tomorrow? Maybe a family? An entire family, complete with small children! Oh, fun!"
When I awoke the next morning, dusty sunlight was filtering in through my window. I got up, groaning. I had suddenly felt very lazy. "I don't want to go anywhere todayyyy~"
Suddenly, I was pressed up against the wall, a cool metal blade pressed against my skin.
"Hello, Jeffery! So nice to see you." I grinned.
Oh, a cliff hanger! Hahaha! I hope you can wait! What will happen to our nameless killer? Will Jeffy get her? I wonder… till we meet again, my little Creepypasta Noodles!