!Warning!
The following thing you're gonna read is gonna be really confusing and it's not gonna make any sense at all, so if you understand this then you must be god because I don't even understand my own writing even when I am the creator of it. I have no intention of making this a good writing, i'm just really bored and trying to make this really weird. Also, sorry if there is any error within the story.
It all started in another galaxy far, far, away. The galaxy's name was Something
because that's the title and it can be named that. There was a person in something. His name was: "The person with a gun that can fire out lazerz." The person with a gun that can fire out lazerz is walking down a street, until...
A wild pokemon appeared.
"Holy, hamburger" said the person with a gun that can fire out lazerz. "I'm gonna catch you".
"I'm not a pokemon, i'm just a character made from this guy who make me look like a pokemon and called me a pokemon but i'm not a pokemon, MEOW!" said the character in this piece of writing that have no name at all, but a purpose in this writing.
"And don't catch me it's called Animal Abuse."
"How"? said The person with a gun that can fire out lazerz.
"Every year, millions of innocent pokemon die from many things like fainting a dozen time, disappearing after fainting, and getting stuck in about would people put pokemon in this balls, why no cubes,why balls,FOR GOD SAKE, why are pokemon are in this round shape balls. So please donate to P.O.R. pokemon organization of reclusive ninjas. Also if you donate now to P.O.R.N., you can also get a lifetime supplies of toilet paper, because toilet paper is the most important THE BATHROOM."
"HA HA HA P.O.R.N." said The person with a gun that can fire out lazerz. I'm now gonna break you like a kit-kat bar.
Then the pokemon die,because pokemon can and the person with a gun that can fire out lazerz die because his name was too long.
Then at another place far, far was a fight between to blad, stupid, Dragon Ball Z character and a midget who is very smart because midgets are obviously smart.
"Ha Ha Ha taste my secret weapon the flying disc shiny object sharp cookie that can cut a person mouth off if someone bite it." Said by a bald person.
"Hey Vegeta, i'm gonna catch that flying cookie."
"Just die Nappa, Just die."
Then Nappa just go to the flying cookie because his bald and that what bald people do when they see flying then vegeta said...
"NO,NAPPA IT'S A TRICK."
"But,Vegeta trix are for kids!"
Then Nappa die because that is how I want it to end and that other bald guy who throw the cookie die too because it's Krillen and Krillen always die and his in Dragon Ball Z, so he must. Then Vegeta kill everyone and when I say everyone I mean Goku, because Vegeta is obviously better than this person call Goku.
THE END
