Hello, readers! I'm back with a one shot of Perry and Doofensmirtz for "Fanfiction's Got Talent! Season 1"! However, it doesn't relate to any of my other stories, you know what they are if you know my crazy screen name... Anyways, enjoy! Please review!
"So, I built the Goat-Inator!" Dr. Heinz Doofensmirtz yelled rather dramatically to his nemesis. The platypus in a fedora wasn't impressed.
"Oh, great. Don't tell me that you weren't listening for the second time this month, Perry the platypus!" Doof said with crossed arms. The platypus did nothing.
"Fine, I'll tell you again. You know Perry the platypus, sometimes you annoy me as much as I must annoy you." The evil scientist exclaimed with a scowl. The tiniest of a smirk could be seen on Perry's face.
"Anyways, I built the Goat-Inator to turn my brother, Roger, into a goat. Then, since goats are a real pain in the butt, you know, they eat everything… don't get me started on how stupid goats are!" Doof said with an eye roll. Perry narrowed his eyes.
"Sorry, I'm getting off track. He will be kicked out of office, leaving me, through the laws of royalty, ruler of the Tri-State Area!" Doof yelled. Perry just stared at him with a bored expression. He then started picking the lock on his cage.
"Oh, come on, Perry the platypus! Cut me some slack! I've been running out of ideas lately. I mean, I've already built –inators that were good, sorry, evil, but you just had to break them. All of them, Perry the platypus!" The doctor sighed. "Have you ever thought about my feelings, Perry the platypus? How do you think I feel when every day, every day, you foil me with no effort? How do you think it feels to lose every single day?" Doof put his head in his hands. Perry looked up and stared apologetically at the doctor. He had never thought of it that way.
So... how did you like it? I didn't want to write something too long since there was a deadline, but I think that its okay. Also, I tried writing in third person this time. How did you think it sounded compared to first person? Tell me if you want more! I'd be happy to add onto this!