::panegyric
DISCLAIMER: M'name ain't Hoshino.
A/N: This one's an high school AU. Kanda is a senior and Allen is a junior, if anyone actually cares.
Kanda stared somewhat blankly at the scene before him, brows furrowed.
Well that's new.
A dark eyebrow slowly inched higher as he watched his boyfriend launch into a new tirade at a cowering freshman, everyone in the hall frozen at the sight of the good little student Allen Walker swearing like a sailor and looking like the demonic personification of indignation.
"—so maybe he's a huge prick, so what? He's a good person, too, unlike some sodding wankers I could name! You bloody hoser, take that back! I'm the only one allowed to talk bad about my boyfriend!"
For someone who claims he hates me so much, that little speech was downright panegyric.
Kanda facepalmed as he heard Lavi start laughing maniacally and Lenalee emit a stifled squeal. Allen froze.
He loosened his tie, crossed his arms, and cleared his throat pointedly.
The baka moyashi spun to face him slowly, looking rather sheepish. "Oh, hullo, Kanda. So...how long have you been there, exactly?"
He huffed in response.
"I'm sorry!" the smaller boy wailed. "I didn't mean to—"
"It's fine."
"—and I'll buy you soba and...wait, what?"
"I said it's fine."
"But...I mean, I thought you wanted to keep it quiet..."
Kanda just rolled his eyes.
"Do I look like I give a fuck what the rest of the school thinks? I just didn't feel like beating up the baka usagi whenever he got on our nerves, but he deserves a good beating anyway."
The little idiot was staring at him like he'd grown another head, jaw on the floor.
"Plus, you know...I love you, and it might be nice to be able to take you out once in a while," he finished, glaring heatedly at the corner of a very fascinating tile. Stupid moyashi.
Dead silence pervaded the hallway...and then Lavi fell over, tears streaming from his eyes as he gasped for air, raucous laughter echoing.
His boyfriend was still impersonating a statue.
Kanda exhaled heavily, swept forward, and kissed his idiot square on the mouth.
Allen's schoolbooks clattered the ground, totally forgotten as Kanda deepened the kiss, but nobody cared as all the girls in the vicinity giggled and the guys awkwardly looked at anything else.
...Eh. Beats the hell out of Calculus.
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