What the Crap?! Sasuke You're...
Disclaimer:I don't own Naruto! If I did...Sasuke would be bi...Oh wait he already is! XD Um...Minato-san would still be alive
Comments:No duh...Oh well,Naruko strikes again! She in this one but NOT related to Naruto! Oh and Shikamaru is in this one too! :cuddles Shika:
Anime:Naruto,and references to Pokemon! (It's like Lucky Star with ninja and crackish stuff)
Main (or mostly seen) Characters:Naruto,Sasuke,Naruko,Shikamaru (Teh WOOT!),Sakura (A fanfic wouldn't be a fanfic without her), and Tsunade
Couples:Implied NaruSasu turning into NaruSasu...
Warning:Mild cursing (from Sasuke mostly,who else?),alcohol reference,shonen-ai hints,1 yaoi fangirl and Sas-uke jokes. OCCness to the EXTREME!! XD
Rated: T for the cursing.
Set In:Pre Time Skip (cuz TS Sasuke would effin kill me for this)
Summery:Sasuke Uchiha thought he could never do cute,until one day Naruko makes him try a new elixir she made. Now Sasuke's turned into every fangirl's dream of cute. But he wants to be normal again...or maybe not. XD
A/N:This is kinda the challenge yaoi-luva333 gave with a twist! He's not a cat-like person but he's...
Chapter 1:Don't Take Drinks From Strangers Sasuke...
"I can't believe I trusted you..."
"Aw! Don't get your duck-butt hair in a knot Suke! I promise only one elixir then you'll be free for the day!"
Sasuke couldn't believe what he gotten himself into. When Naruko said she found a way to defeat Itachi,he didn't hesitated to come over her house...alone. Okay,now that seemed suspicious...normally,if it was a prank,her partner-in-crime Naruto would be here. And when he not here,that means...
"Are you gonna try it or not Sasuke?"
She wanted him to be her little taste tester for her experiments. 'Great how could I not see that coming?' he thought to himself. 'But who can pass up a Naruko-free day?' He sighed,knowing regardless,she'll pester him to death (or to the brink of insanity) if he didn't.
"Alright..."
"Aw Sasu-chan! I knew you'll see it my way!" She said as she handed him the bottle.
"Don't call me Sasu-chan..." Sasuke replied as he snacthed it from her hand. He drank it quickly...just to get it over with then...he heard a poof!
"Hi Naruko,have you seen Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked as she walked in her house. As she look up from wiping her feet...she saw "Oh...my...GOSH!!"
As the smoke cleared...
"What is it? Don't tell me it's another one of "those" elixirs?" Sasuke asked while he walked to a nearby mirror.
and Sasuke saw himself in the mirror...
"What the hell?!"
Naruko's elixer turned Sasuke into a Pikachu...
(A/N:No people not an actually Pikachu. He looked like his normal self except for the Pika ears coming from his head and a cute little tail from his...dare I say it? BUTT!! There I said it! This was supposed to be it but it's too short! So we shall continue!)
"What the hell,Naruko?! What did you do to me?!" Sasuke asked/screamed. Of course when Pikas are angry...little sparks come from their cheeks...not the pissed off Pika-Sasuke,no it comes from somewhere else...and it's not called "Thunderbolt" either!
"Chidori!!"
"EEK!" Naruko squealed as dodged the uber-kawaii Uchiha from sending her into the hospital. "Sas-uke...you can't kill me now!"
"Give me one good reason not to..." Sasuke demanded.
"Cause if you do...you'll gonna be stuck like that forever!" She paused awhile,then added as an afterthought. "And that mean no more bondage smex--"
"Urusai baka!!" Sasuke finally calmed down. Sakura poked her head from behind the couch she was hiding behind. Figuring it was safe now she came from behind the couch.
"Sasuke-kun?" Sakura asked.
"Huh? Yes Sakura?" (A/N:Ha! Sasuke is polite to Sakura! Hahaha all you Anti-Sakura fans!! O.O; Sorry!)
"We have training with Kakashi-sensei today..um...Naruto wanted me to remind you!" Sakura ran out the door and closed it behind her.
Sasuke gave the best death glare he could at Naruko (The best one he can figuring he's the neko version of most cutest Pokemon in Japan). Naruko laughed at him so hard she tripped on a empty bottle. Although she fell,she was still laughing.
And that pissed Sasuke off badly...
"Shut up you idiot!!" he demanded,sparks flying over pale cheeks. "How do I change back?!"
"I..don't...know..." Naruko quickly put her hands over her mouth. One more giggle and she'll be figuring how to get a kunai knife from her ass.
"I can't go out there like this! Naruto would--"
"When did you care about what Naruto thinks,Sasuke-chan?"
"I told you,quit calling me Sasuke-chan!"
"No you said--"
"Oi! Naruko-chan! Have you seen Sasuke-teme anywhere?" An all too familiar voice said.
"Oh shit..." Sasuke mumbled.
"We're over here Naruto-san!!" Naruko cried.
"My life is ruined..."
Naruto walked into the spare bedroom/Naruko's tinkering room. When he walked in,his mouth dropped.
"Sasuke...you're..."
To Be Continued! (Cuz I'm evil like that!)
Sasuke:Yes you are!
Me:Eep! My dear Sasuke-kun,how can you say something like that?
Sasuke: :sweatdrops: "My dear Sasuke-kun"? What kind of crap is that?!
Me:You don't get it...See ya next time!!
Sasuke:bye.