A/N: Hey, guys! Welcome to my second Fairy Tail story! Warning: Muffinypowers is not responsible for any heartaches, feels attacks, or death by laughter which may occur. Viewer sense of humor is advised.
Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail. Duh.
The first day, Lucy decided it was a 'great and wonderful' idea to summon Aquarius in the wave pool. Why she thought that, nobody knows. Non-mages probably thought that Aquarius' waves were awesome. At first, though, she got... well, 'mad' is an understatement.
"Lucy..." she said dangerously. Lucy cowered a bit at the spirit who was probably about to kill her. "I was in the middle of a date with Scorpio..."
"Ah! I'm sorry, I just thought since we were at a water park-" Aquarius looked her in the eyes, and she started to mildly freak out.
"Get Scorpio through the gate. We're spending the day here." She disappeared back through the Spirit World, and within minutes, all of Lucy's spirits were out and in swimsuits.
"All right, guys. Have fun, I guess..." Lucy muttered awkwardly, walking back into the wave pool. As soon as she turned around, Levy showed up just in front of her.
"Hey, Lu-chan!" she happily greeted Lucy, stepping next to her.
"L-Levy-chan! I thought you'd be with Jet and Droy!" Lucy said, surprised.
"Nope! There are slides that are double riders only, so I was going to ask if you wanted to go with me right after them!" Levy explained. She grabbed Lucy's shoulder in a way that looked almost romantic, and made the stellar mage feel rather awkward. "You'll go with me, right?"
"Sure! My spirits are all busy, anyway."
"Yay!" Levy high-fived her. "Follow me!" The pair ran off to the second-biggest water slide in the entire park, the Powerful Plunge.
"This one? All right!"
Levy grabbed a float, and Lucy helped her carry it up about nine-tenths up the stairs before they had to wait in line.
Waiting...
Waiting more...
Waiting even more...
Lucy felt sorry for the people behind her, but when she looked, there were only two there.
"You guys are the last two I'd expect to ride one of these things together!" Lucy said, shocked.
"Master put me in charge of making sure the park was not all on fire by the time we all left." Erza, surprisingly enough, wasn't even in a swimsuit. In fact, she was in her Giant's Armor, and was the only one carrying the raft. Apparently, Natsu didn't feel like it.
"Yeah. This wait is boring!" Natsu complained.
"It's not that bad," Levy said. "Could be worse!" Eventually, they made it to the top (through a lot of griping Natsu, scowling Erza, and shut-up-this-is-pointless Levy).
"Levy, you take the front. You're lighter than me."
"Right." Levy sat down in the front part of the raft, while Lucy took the back and put her legs around Levy's head after the worker, Anita (that's what the name tag said, at least) told her to. Anita attempted to make conversation while the two in front of them, some non-mage men that none of them knew, were going down the slide.
"So, you two excite-"
"Lu-chan, you ready?" Levy asked, a sparkle in her eyes. Lucy giggled a bit at her enthusiasm.
"Easily!" she replied, striking a pose... or trying to. Levy burst out laughing, just as the two men exited the slide with a splash.
"Okay, time to head out!" The woman pulled the lever to start them off. It started off smooth, and Lucy almost relaxed. That is, until it took a huge drop. Levy grinned brightly and held onto Lucy's legs a bit tighter, then the raft made a sharp turn. Lucy took the moment to scream a little. The slide then began to wind around, going up, down, and to both sides. Finally, it began going in sharp circles, then plunged down again and hit the landing pool. Lucy fell out of the raft, showing off her 'beautiful grace' as she almost slammed her face on the side.
"I never knew you got so cute on water slides!" Levy teased.
Cute? Lucy thought.
"I didn't know either!"
Meanwhile, at the top...
"All right!" Anita said cheerfully. "Those two are done!" She pulled the lever, sending Natsu and Erza down just as she remembered to requip her swimsuit back.
"I'm doing this because Master asked me to." Erza felt like she had to confirm this for whatever reason. Probably because she would have done this even if he hadn't asked her to? Either way.
"I know," Natsu replied, sounding a bit disappointed. Just then, they dropped down, and Natsu almost immediately felt sick. "Hyagh!"
"You did have Wendy-chan cast Troia on you, right?" Erza asked sharply.
"Uh... no?" Natsu replied as they turned the corner.
"..."
Natsu looked around in fear, not because of the slide, but because of the angry Requip mage sitting right in front of him. Now that he thought about it, the general positioning of the raft was just...
Bad Natsu, he chastised himself. No thinking like that.
They were at the final plunge by now, and dropped into the landing pool. At this point, Natsu was extremely sick, so Erza had to pull him out. Just as they got out of the pool, Wendy rushed up to them.
"Natsu-san! It took me forever to find you! I forgot to cast Troia... I'm so sorry," she apologized. She put her hands on his back. "Troia!" The Sky Magic passed into him, and he jumped up.
"Come on, Erza, let's go on every slide!" He dragged her off, and she deeply sighed as she followed.
At the Mild River...
"Sir, I'm afraid we have to ask you to leave the park. You electrified everyone in the Mild River," the worker, Michael, explained. Laxus rolled his eyes.
"It's just a few people. They were weak, anyway."
"Sir, we have a policy-"
"Screw your policy." He began to walk off to the nearest slide, and Michael muttered something under his breath.
"God, I hate my job."
Laxus was most likely going to completely destroy the people at the next slide, the Dark Typhoon.
Later in the day...
Erza and Natsu had gone on the Dark Typhoon, Powerful Plunge, Blizzard Splash, and Nightfall Wave. They were now at the wave pool.
"Well, Natsu, you dragged me on all of those." Erza smiled, and began to swim towards the deep end. Natsu followed her like a lost puppy. Naruza, the worker there, warned them not to go too far back. Obviously, Natsu ignored her, but Erza nodded.
"Right." They kept swimming until the line that Naruza had warned them not to pass, and Erza waited.
"Erza? Why are you waiting?"
"For the next wave."
"But I'm bored of waiting..." He had already realized how good she actually looked in the swimsuit. However, she spent almost all of her time in the Giant's Armor, since she wore it every time they had to carry a raft. That was often. Now, though, he was out of things to do.
"Here it is!" Erza said as the bell that signified the next one rang, loud and clear. The wave slowly began to form behind the line, and eventually caught the pair of mages. Natsu was caught off-guard, and knocked Erza over. That wave was powerful.
"Natsu..." Erza said darkly.
Don't kill me!
At the Jungle Crash...
Loke had just reached the end of the ride. It was a one-rider-only type of ride, which plummeted 8 stories almost straight down. There were three different tubes, and Virgo had just reached the end of the second one.
"Virgo?!" Loke said in shock. Virgo, thinking she did something wrong, said, "Are you going to get Lucy to punish me?".
"No. You just don't seem like the type to go on this sort of ride."
"It is mostly for fanservice."
"...Oh. That makes perfect sense."
At the Blizzard Splash...
Lucy curled up in the much larger raft, which was meant for 8 people but only held 4: Levy, Jet, Droy, and herself. It was huge, meant to resemble a giant sled but ended up looking more like a brown waffle with metal sides that were all chewed up. If Levy hadn't known better, she would have assumed that it was just decoration, but she saw the iron Dragon Slayer leave.
Behind Lucy, Levy, Jet, and Droy, there was a group of Celestial Spirits. Taurus, Scorpio, Aquarius, Holorogium, Capricorn, Aries, and Plue were all there. However, since Plue wasn't tall enough, he had to ride in Holorogium.
"Scorpio-kun..." Aquarius said sweetly, nuzzling up to him.
"Pun puuun, he says," Holorogium narrated for no good reason.
"There's my Nice Body!" Taurus grinned and pointed to Lucy on the next raft. She was still cuddled up to Levy, even though the ride was really intense.
"Lucy-sama..." Aries said. "I hope she's not mad at me..." She curled up tightly as they went around a bend.
Levy fell out of the raft at the end, and Lucy quickly followed.
"So cute!" Jet and Droy said at the same time, referring to Levy.
"Too bad that it's already 8:00..." Lucy sighed. "I guess we had better leave- oh? What's this?" There was a sign right at the edge of the ride.
"People to never come back to this park again: Ebony W., Raven X., Willow J., Tara G., Markus E., Justin B., Laxus D.,- wait, what?" Levy said.
"Laxus already got kicked out?" Jet asked in disbelief.
"I believe it. Anyway, come on!" Lucy said. Levy followed her as she began the short walk back to the train station.
"I'm excited for tomorrow, aren't you, Lu-chan?" Levy asked. Lucy paused for a moment before answering.
"Probably."