Even in something as empty as pong, there can be such a thing as love.
"I love you," The right paddle of pong said.
"Well I love you too," The left pong paddle pointed out.
"Are you going to do what I think you're going to do?" The Pong ball giggled.
The two paddles approached each other, and then started hovering as they were getting into a romantic mood, with the pong ball gleefully watching.
"Ooh I knew it!" The ball of pong cheered so happily. "This is just like my anime!"
And all was well in the realm that is Pong.