"Im pregnant" I said
"What!" my father yelled
Everyone in the room started calling me whore and bitch, I had to leave forks, and raise my baby half vampire half human half werewolf alone. Since Jacobs's death, it's been so hard, but it's been harder getting knocked up by Seth since his penis is sooooo big, that's why i killed Jacob.
This is the story
I got married with Jacob 2 months ago, the thing is, Jacob never wanted to have sex with me, so my mom gave me tips to use them on him, but I guess it only works on vampires, I tried bringing other women to the house, buying sex toys, putting sex pills in his food, and nothing worked, so one day I was so desperate that I drugged him, and took off his pants, and tried to give him blowjob and OMG, you won't believe what I saw, well I didn't see anything, what was that?, my fucking dad (Edward Cullen) hooked me up with a now I understand, that's why my father and Jacob, always entered my room and locked the door when I was a little kid, I always heard weird noises, and when I asked him what they did, my father always told me that they were talking about men stuff. What was I going to do? I was so nervous and scared that I took a scissor and rapped him with it. He woke up screaming and yelling "you motherfucking bitch!" I thought someone would hear him so I killed him and to protect my family from the police I told them, that he wanted to have sex with me, but I didn't, so he took the scissors and raped himself, and then he killed himself. Whatever, it was easy to lie to the police cuz my grandpa was the chief.
The day of the funeral everyone was crying except Seth. I walked to his chair and asked him.
-why aren't you crying, you mother fucker?
-why would I cry? He had the woman I love!
-We need to talk about this… - I said to him in a sarcastic way- don't forget to bring a condom
He didn't have a condom, but we had sex anyways, those were the best moments of my life.
So this is how the story ends, me raising a fucking little monster, but I'll probably die giving birth, so I just what to say that I'm glad MTV let have this show, to show people how it is to be 16 and pregnant.
Use protection, you stupid American girls, your too young to be having sex, this story must be a lesson to you, stop fucking around with boys, and be a woman, because if you don't you'll end up just like me, and your parents will hate you.
The end