A/N Hey everyone! This is the Harry Potter version of MTV's hit show UNDRESSED. It has to do
with Draco/Ginny, Harry/Lavender, and Ron/Hermione! Please Review after you read!
Thanks and enjoy!
Disclaimer: Characters,etc.- J.K. Rowling's and The Tv show is MTV's. Don't sue!
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Draco entered the common room after a very hard day. He plopped down on the couch. "Damn homework!"
he exclaimed as he opened up his Transfiguration book.
"Hey baby..." Blaise said sitting down in his lap. She started necking him when he pushed her off.
"What in the hell did you do that for?" she exclaimed as she picked herself up.
"Um, I'm trying to do my homework, as you can see." Draco replied angrily pointing to his books.
Blaise glared at him then stormed off. Draco shook his head and sighed. "I need a challenge. Who
would be a challenge?" He asked himself aloud. Crabbe and Goyle walked up to him with puzzeled
looks on their faces.
"Challenge?" Goyle asked.
"It's really none of your concern." Draco replied nastily. He really didn't need Crabbe and Goyle
around right then.
"Uh, ok." Crabbe replied.
"Well?" Draco looked at them.
"Well what?" Crabbe asked.
"Are you two leaving or what?"
"You know, we don't need you do we Goyle?" Crabbe said.
"That's right!" Goyle agreed.
"What are you talking about?" Draco asked with a glare.
"You should know. You find new friends. We're done being you're, you're bodyguards!" Crabbe
said as they stormed off. Draco laughed.
"Whatever!" he called. "I have better friends anyways. I don't NEED you two hanging around."
'Thank goodness they have finally left me.' he thought as he finished his homework.
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Lavender and Parvati were decorating their rooms. Even though this was the 3rd day of classes,
they still didn't really have much time to do this. Until tonight...
"Parvati?"
"Yes Lavender..."
"What do you think of Harry?"
"Potter?"
"Who else."
"He's hot. Why, you wanna sack him?" Parvati joked as Lavender threw a pillow at her.
"I can't believe you!"
"You asked."
"Yeah well, he's gotten really hot over the past summer."
"He's 17. It's called PUBERTY."
"Hahaha, very funny."
"Whatever, but you DO want him right?" Parvati asked finishing putting up her WizardStreet Boys
poster up and completing her decorating. She sat on the bed.
"Yeah... I guess. No wait, definatly." She finished and sat down beside Parvati.
"Ok, well, what we need is a plan."
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"So Harry, have you seen Hermione anywhere?" Ron asked.
"No why?"
"Because I got her something."
"What?"
"This." He pulled out a necklace case. Harry opened it to find a beautiful gold neckalce with the
letters R and H hanging off of it.
"It's for our 2 year anniversary tomorrow. September 6th." Ron sighed.
"Wow! Two years already? And zero sexual tension."
"Hey! We are waiting until the right time, ok. Anyways, now that we can afford it... I thought
I'd get her something nice this year. I remember it like it was yesterday."
"Hmmm... Going out since the beginning of 5th year. And you two are still together. And sex
hasn't been a problem. No wait! You don't have sex!" Harry laughed.
"Well, I'm not the only one with the sexual tension."
"Ok, you've crossed the line. You now Hannah broke up with me 1 month before school ended last
year."
"And you can't score unless you're at Hogwarts."
"Not true!"
"Oh, but when you were with Sirius, you didn't date, party..."
"So?"
"So man. This is our last year! You need to get some action. No wait... We do!"
Harry stood up. "That's it! I have to find someone to be with. And YOU need to convince
Hermione that you two are definatly ready for sex."
"Right!"
"Alright then."
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Draco put on his pjs and got ready for bed. 'I need someone to be my chic this year.' he
thought as he hopped into bed. A light suddenly came on. 'Ginny Weasley.' She had suddenly
become filty rich these past couple of years and she was very sexy.
He turned over. 'Yes, definatly Ginny.'
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Lavender, Hermione, and Parvati got ready for bed.
"So tomorrow's the big 2 year huh?" Lavender smiled.
"Yeah, I can't wait til tomorrow." Hermione answered with a sigh.
"So are you going to finally screw him tomorrow?"
"Parvati!"
"Sorry..."
Lavender and Parvati went over to Lavender's bed and started whispering.
"Um, are you having a powwow without me?" Hermione asked walking over there. "What are you
two talking about?"
"Nothing..." Lavender said just as Parvati said, "Lavender is in love with Harry!"
"Seriously?" Hermione raised an eyebrow.
"No! Well, yeah."
Hermione and Parvati looked at each other and smiled.
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As Ron and Harry went to bed they had to here Dean go on and on about his conquests over the
summer.
"So how many times exactly did you get laid?" Seamus asked.
"26 times."
"Wow. Commentment guy huh?" joked Ron.
"Ron, don't be such a tightass, not like you get any." Dean replied.
Harry got into bed. "Not anymore, tomorrow, him and Hermione..."
"Yeah?" Dean asked. "That way only Neville will be the only one who hasn't screwed anyone."
"Hey guys! You know I believe in abstanence!" Neville argued.
The other four laughed. This would be the best year ever.
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A/N Was that good? Any ideas?
with Draco/Ginny, Harry/Lavender, and Ron/Hermione! Please Review after you read!
Thanks and enjoy!
Disclaimer: Characters,etc.- J.K. Rowling's and The Tv show is MTV's. Don't sue!
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Draco entered the common room after a very hard day. He plopped down on the couch. "Damn homework!"
he exclaimed as he opened up his Transfiguration book.
"Hey baby..." Blaise said sitting down in his lap. She started necking him when he pushed her off.
"What in the hell did you do that for?" she exclaimed as she picked herself up.
"Um, I'm trying to do my homework, as you can see." Draco replied angrily pointing to his books.
Blaise glared at him then stormed off. Draco shook his head and sighed. "I need a challenge. Who
would be a challenge?" He asked himself aloud. Crabbe and Goyle walked up to him with puzzeled
looks on their faces.
"Challenge?" Goyle asked.
"It's really none of your concern." Draco replied nastily. He really didn't need Crabbe and Goyle
around right then.
"Uh, ok." Crabbe replied.
"Well?" Draco looked at them.
"Well what?" Crabbe asked.
"Are you two leaving or what?"
"You know, we don't need you do we Goyle?" Crabbe said.
"That's right!" Goyle agreed.
"What are you talking about?" Draco asked with a glare.
"You should know. You find new friends. We're done being you're, you're bodyguards!" Crabbe
said as they stormed off. Draco laughed.
"Whatever!" he called. "I have better friends anyways. I don't NEED you two hanging around."
'Thank goodness they have finally left me.' he thought as he finished his homework.
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Lavender and Parvati were decorating their rooms. Even though this was the 3rd day of classes,
they still didn't really have much time to do this. Until tonight...
"Parvati?"
"Yes Lavender..."
"What do you think of Harry?"
"Potter?"
"Who else."
"He's hot. Why, you wanna sack him?" Parvati joked as Lavender threw a pillow at her.
"I can't believe you!"
"You asked."
"Yeah well, he's gotten really hot over the past summer."
"He's 17. It's called PUBERTY."
"Hahaha, very funny."
"Whatever, but you DO want him right?" Parvati asked finishing putting up her WizardStreet Boys
poster up and completing her decorating. She sat on the bed.
"Yeah... I guess. No wait, definatly." She finished and sat down beside Parvati.
"Ok, well, what we need is a plan."
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"So Harry, have you seen Hermione anywhere?" Ron asked.
"No why?"
"Because I got her something."
"What?"
"This." He pulled out a necklace case. Harry opened it to find a beautiful gold neckalce with the
letters R and H hanging off of it.
"It's for our 2 year anniversary tomorrow. September 6th." Ron sighed.
"Wow! Two years already? And zero sexual tension."
"Hey! We are waiting until the right time, ok. Anyways, now that we can afford it... I thought
I'd get her something nice this year. I remember it like it was yesterday."
"Hmmm... Going out since the beginning of 5th year. And you two are still together. And sex
hasn't been a problem. No wait! You don't have sex!" Harry laughed.
"Well, I'm not the only one with the sexual tension."
"Ok, you've crossed the line. You now Hannah broke up with me 1 month before school ended last
year."
"And you can't score unless you're at Hogwarts."
"Not true!"
"Oh, but when you were with Sirius, you didn't date, party..."
"So?"
"So man. This is our last year! You need to get some action. No wait... We do!"
Harry stood up. "That's it! I have to find someone to be with. And YOU need to convince
Hermione that you two are definatly ready for sex."
"Right!"
"Alright then."
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Draco put on his pjs and got ready for bed. 'I need someone to be my chic this year.' he
thought as he hopped into bed. A light suddenly came on. 'Ginny Weasley.' She had suddenly
become filty rich these past couple of years and she was very sexy.
He turned over. 'Yes, definatly Ginny.'
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Lavender, Hermione, and Parvati got ready for bed.
"So tomorrow's the big 2 year huh?" Lavender smiled.
"Yeah, I can't wait til tomorrow." Hermione answered with a sigh.
"So are you going to finally screw him tomorrow?"
"Parvati!"
"Sorry..."
Lavender and Parvati went over to Lavender's bed and started whispering.
"Um, are you having a powwow without me?" Hermione asked walking over there. "What are you
two talking about?"
"Nothing..." Lavender said just as Parvati said, "Lavender is in love with Harry!"
"Seriously?" Hermione raised an eyebrow.
"No! Well, yeah."
Hermione and Parvati looked at each other and smiled.
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As Ron and Harry went to bed they had to here Dean go on and on about his conquests over the
summer.
"So how many times exactly did you get laid?" Seamus asked.
"26 times."
"Wow. Commentment guy huh?" joked Ron.
"Ron, don't be such a tightass, not like you get any." Dean replied.
Harry got into bed. "Not anymore, tomorrow, him and Hermione..."
"Yeah?" Dean asked. "That way only Neville will be the only one who hasn't screwed anyone."
"Hey guys! You know I believe in abstanence!" Neville argued.
The other four laughed. This would be the best year ever.
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A/N Was that good? Any ideas?