Childhood Memories 2
I do not own Naruto as much as it owns me...
CHILDHOOD MEMORIES PROLOGUE SPECIAL!!! (Only read if you've read CM2… 1)
For this special, we save a bunch of money by using the stage of Kisame's Corner. Only the logo is crossed out in red (paint? Or blood? O.o) and replaced with "CHILDHOOD MEMORIES SPECIAL".
"Hello, welcome to the re-opening to Childhood Memories 2!" Deidara greeted. "Before you read on, please forget the previous Childhood Memories 2 that was up earlier a week ago." Hinata said.
"And to make up for all the confusion, in this prologue, we explain everything that's supposed to happen that didn't in the last story." Konan explained.
"The pairings are: DeiHina, PeinKonan, HidanIno, DeiHinaMadara and… well… yeah!" Hidan announced. "SasoriCooking, ItachiEmoness, KisameHisRoom, ZetsuTulip, KakuzuMoney…" Ino listed, counting her fingers. Hidan laughed.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW!?!?" Itachi yelled, sitting in a corner, hugging his knees. Why was it that it was so dark in that brightly lit corner?
"So forget all the crap you've memorized in the last Childhood Memories 2 and focus more on this one." Madara said bluntly.
(If you're a complete newcomer, GO THE FUCK BACK AND READ THE FIRST ONE!! Not to be rude, or anything. And if you're a complete newcomer to Childhood Memories 2 (2) then just read without hesitation. Though I shall write with the fear of story lameness and plot flaws. Thank you.)
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"Deidara!" Hidan whispered loudly, trying to wake up Deidara. "Mrfm… go away…" Deidara muttered, turning his back to Hidan.
"Deidara! Come on, wake up!" He tried again. "5 more minutes…" Deidara murmured, dragging the blanket over his head.
Hidan huffed.
In one motion, he threw the blanket off of Deidara and pulled him out of bed, all the while leaving Hinata undisturbed.
"You awake yet?" Hidan asked, looking down on Deidara, who was hugging his pillow, glaring back at him. "Goddamn you Hidan." Yup, he was awake.
"Why did you wake me up at 5:00AM; 3 hours before I actually get to think of waking up?" He asked angrily.
"Well… I was wondering if you… if I could… possibly have your permission to… have Ino as… my… I mean, if you'd let me…" Hidan started, finished, and started again, blushing and fidgeting; something that Hidan never did.
"Are you sick today?" Deidara asked. "I'm fine! I just need to ask you something… extremely important to my life as of today and forever and I was just wondering if …" Hidan trailed off, then took a big breath. "youwouldletmemarryIno." He said quickly.
"Wha?" Deidara wasn't a morning person. His brain couldn't comprehend words with over 10 letters until it was about noon.
Hidan got Deidara into a sitting position, then sat in front of him. "Will you let me… marry Ino…?" He asked. For once, his face looked serious. His face was still red and he was still fidgeting. There was a long silence. Deidara opened his mouth to say something positive, but decided against it. So instead, he said,
"I don't see this as a question you should be asking me in my pajamas at 5 in the morning." (Sweatdroop…).
"GRAAHHH!!! FINE!!! FORGET IT! I'LL ASK YOU LATER THEN!!" Hidan yelled out of embarrassment. "Ssshhh!!! God! You'll wake up Hinata!" Deidara shushed, slamming his pillow into his face. He quickly glanced at Hinata, who just turned in her sleep.
He sighed. "You know what? I'll think about it. I can't let just anyone marry my sister. I'll tell you…" Deidara looked at the clock. "After I get back the huge chunk of sleep-time-with-Hinata back." With that, he pushed Hidan out the door and closed it.
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Hidan crawled back into bed with Ino. She was still sleeping, so he thought he should too. He took her into a hug.
And to think. Way back when, I was crazy for Hina-chan. He thought. Sometimes He wondered how he knew Ino as well as he did now. As He drifted off to sleep, immediately an image formed in his mind. A flashback!?
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A 12 year old Hidan was returning home. He knocked on the door since he forgot his keys. I should really keep them in my pocket…
This was one of his moments to try making Childhood Memories a HidanHina fiction.
He had flowers in his hand, probably plucked from the Old Lady's garden from down the street. For Hinata, most likely. He had a small smile on his face.
If I give Hina-chan these flowers, maybe she'd somehow forget about Deidara and come on to me! He thought, proud of his plan.
Ino was crying in her room. She didn't know why, but sometimes being all alone in the house got to her. Deidara took Hinata somewhere, and told her to watch the house while he was gone.
Ino jolted when she heard someone knocking at the door. She quickly wiped away her tears with her shirt and lightly cleaned her face. She opened the front door.
"Hina-chaaan-" It was Hidan. "Hinata's out somewhere with Deidara." Ino said, cutting in to his sentence.
"Oh…" he looked at Ino and noticed that she had been crying minutes before.
"Those are for Hinata, right? I'll go and put those in water for you, ok?" Ino said, failing miserably at hiding her loneliness. She turned and started for the kitchen when a hand grabbed her shoulder.
"Naw, here. For you." Hidan gave her the flowers. "Wha?" Ino squeaked. "It's alright! Keep them! Just… don't cry anymore, okay?" He ruffled her hair. "O-Ok…ay…" She sniffled. "Huh? H-Hey! Wh-what's that face for?" Hidan asked. He didn't mean to make her feel worse!
"D-Don't cry! I'm sorry! I'll take them back if you don't like them!" Hidan was slightly impressed. She was the first person to ever make him feel nervous and awkward. He was about to reach for the flowers, but Ino inched away.
"I like them… Thanks…" She whispered. Hidan relaxed. "Would you… tell me why you were crying?" he asked. Immediately, Ino reacted. "No way! I wasn't crying!" She yelled. She knew he knew, but she still felt like she should hide it.
Hidan caught a tear off her cheek. "Then what's this then?" He held it up to her face. "… Something caught in my eye! That's all!" Ino assured, a blush slowly creeping to her cheeks.
"Don't lie." It was then that she knew she was officially caught. "I…" She started. "Hm?" He urged her to go on. "I… I was lonely, okay!?" she cried. "Because brother found Hinata, I've mostly been left in this house! Sometimes it's scary, and sometimes it's boring! But this time, it's making me lonely!" She continued, the tears falling out.
And me going out somewhere all the time doesn't help much, huh? Hidan thought.
"Do you… hate Hina-chan?" He asked. Ino shook her head. "No! Hinata's my other best friend! It's just that… I want… someone to be there! I want someone to say 'Don't be scared' or 'lonely'! Someone to say… 'I'm here!'" She cried. She buried her head in her hands.
"I'm here." Hidan said, placing a hand on her shoulder. Ino stopped her crying for a minute and looked at him. "Don't be… lonely." He added, blushing lightly. She buried her face into his chest. "Thank… you…" she said, smiling. Hidan smiled too, patting her on the head.
I think I'll stay here more often now…
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Hidan sat up in bed. Flashbacks already!? But it's only the prologue… right!? He thought. I thought this was a DeiHina fanfiction… why's it centering in on me and Ino…? He mentally groaned, walking to the bathroom.
(Doing his business…)
He stretched and yawned, completely refreshed. "What time is it?" He asked aloud, turning slightly to see the clock. "9:00… am. Damn, that was one long flashback." He muttered.
He noticed that Ino was out of bed. Shrugging, he laid back down on his bed, and sighed. "Sleep makes you pretty, right? Maybe a few more hours wouldn't hurt…" He muttered, closing his eyes.
Suddenly, something jumped on his stomach and sat on him. "Hey! What're ya-!?" He looked up and found Ino. "Yo!" She said, smiling. "You're light." Hidan said, picking her up while he was still lying down. "Like a… little, little, kid." He swayed her from side to side with each word. "Thanks…?" Ino said.
He dropped her back onto the bed and crawled on top of her. "Are you ready to scream?" He asked, whispering into her ear. "No, I'm saving myself for marriage, thanks." Ino smirked at the hurt look on Hidan's face. "I'd be crazy if I passed up someone like you!" He said, fake sobbing into his arm.
But, quickly recovering, he said, "But… could you pass up a body like mine?" He asked, rubbing a hand over his chest seductively.
"If I wanted to." An arrow just stabbed Hidan. "That hurt, even though it wasn't a direct rejection…" He said gloomily. "But…" Ino started, wrapping her arms around his neck. "I never said… I did want to…" She kissed him once then backed away.
"But I have to. That's the way of the story!" She shrugged and smiled. "You're mean!" Hidan cried. "I know." Ino said, sighing proudly.
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"Hina-chan… Will you marry me?" A dark and (evil?) voice asked Hinata, getting down on one knee and holding out a box with a ring. Hinata blushed furiously, taking a half step back. Then she smiled a little. "Y… yes… I will marry you,"
"Mada-…" (Not full name, but guess. This character shows up in about a minute or so.)
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Deidara sat straight up in bed. "THE ANTICHRIST IS COMING!!" He yelled. "Wha…?" Hinata asked dazedly, turning in her sleep to face him. "AND HE'S GOING TO TAKE YOU!!" Deidara shook her awake. "No he's not…" She muttered, turning away, about to fall back asleep.
He gasped. "THIS IS WHAT I WAS AFRAID OF!! THE END OF THE WORLD!! MY WORLD!! GAAAAAHHH!!" He clutched his head in panic.
A few seconds later, he heard a low gurgle. He looked at his stomach. "I'm hungry…" He said. He turned slightly and gently shook Hinata awake. "Mm…?" She turned and looked at him, her face still in the pillow. "Hungwy." Deidara said. "What happened to the Antichrist?" She asked skeptically.
"Hunger is more important than the end of the world." Hinata smiled. "Okay. I'm hungry too. Let's go."
(They changed, ate breakfast, and went about their normal business when…)
The phone rang.
"Hello?" Deidara answered the phone.
"Senpai? It's me! Tobi-!" Deidara suddenly hung up the phone.
The phone rang again. "Hello. It is I, Mada-!" Deidara once again hung up. "Who was it?" Hinata asked. "Wrong number." He mumbled. Mada… Mada… where have I heard that half of a name before…?
Then, there was a knock at the door. "I'll get it." Deidara called, walking towards the door. But suddenly it started raining, thunder and lightning sounding and flashing outside. "Didn't predict that in the weather…" Deidara said, opening the door (painfully) slow.
I hope this guy brought their raincoat…He thought, looking at the man outside. Something silver shimmered in the lightning; a knife. Deidara, unfazed, asked, "Yeah?" The man brought the knife into better view, bring it up and ready to strike. "Why… Why didn't you answer my calls!?" The man asked, about to bring the knife down to kill him.
"Tobi, quit playing around. Knives are dangerous." Deidara said, easily dodging the swings. "B-But! It's not me!" Tobi cried, almost sobbing. He dropped the knife. "Woah, voice change." Deidara said.
"Not a voice change; a personality change! I've gained a split personality over the time between CM 1 and 2!" Tobi said, sounding almost too happy. Suddenly, He took off his familiar mask.
"My name is Madara Uchiha. No, I'm not that crusty old man the readers are thinking about; heck, I'm that guy in the Prologue special. I'm a total pervert to others' girlfriends, and I live in Tobi's head (not so good)!" Madara introduced himself.
Deidara stared wide-eyed. "Is that… what Tobi… (looks like)?" He started.
"Huh? Oh, no. Whenever I take over, Tobi's face and hair alter to mine whenever I take off the mask. So no, you still can't see Tobi's face. Pretty neat, huh?" Madara laughed. "Well, go ahead, introduce yourself!" He said.
"Hi! I'm Deidara Yamanaka, my hobbies are: Hating people like you, Having Hinata-chan as my girlfriend, and making sure now that you never touch her!" Deidara introduced himself, smiling happily.
"Who was at the door?" Hinata asked, coming out from the hallway. What a hottie! –heart- Madara thought. His eyes traveled to her chest. Those are huge… lucky bastard. He observed, referring to the lucky guy as Deidara. He looked back at her face and smiled. He put the mask back on his face, letting Tobi talk.
"Hinata-chan!" Tobi hugged Hinata. "Didn't you have your mask off just now? I wanna see!" She said, reaching for his mask. "No-!" Deidara started, making a move to stop her. But it was too late; she already took off his mask.
No!! Tobi thought. He could almost see the smirk plastered on Madara's face.
The mask was off, and immediately Madara took Hinata on one arm, his other hand tilting her head up to look at him. He put on the inherited Uchiha charm.
"And who, may I ask, is this beautiful young lady?" He asked, making Hinata blush. "U-uh… H-Hinata… Hyuga…" she whispered shyly.
(Meanwhile, Deidara is yelling "HEY!!" and "LET GO OF HER!!" while I'm wondering where the hell Ino and Hidan are.)
"What's that? I couldn't hear your lovely voice…" Madara leaned closer to Hinata, making her blush darker than ever.
Deidara shoved him aside, pulling him from Hinata. "Whaa!? Oh come on, we were just playing!" Madara whined. Deidara hugged Hinata and turned away.
"Well quit it!" He yelled. "Oh hey. I almost forgot. We're staying here for a while, that okay?" Madara asked out of the blue. Suddenly, Hidan and Ino popped up. "Haah?" they said in unison.
"…"
"…"
I think they both (Hidan and Deidara) forgot about Hidan's marrying Ino question…
Yeah, ending the chapter now.
Omake Theatre 1: What happened to Itachi?
Itachi ran a hand through his growing beard. Yes, Itachi Uchiha has grown a beard. A quite long one, actually. I've been on this journey for a while now… He gazed at the sky, seeing a few birds fly by.
Kisame had suggested that Itachi should take a bit of fresh air.
"You've been cooped up in your room for the past 3 weeks. It's unhealthy. You should go out sometime."
Itachi chuckled slightly. "Fresh air doesn't heal a broken heart." He said. He looked down at all his supplies. A hiking stick and… well, a hiking stick was all he had. He was dressed in raggedy clothing with sunglasses hiding his eyes. He had a long beard and messy hair. Little woodland creatures had gathered around him, heck, some animals that shouldn't even be there… were there.
After a while, he found himself staring at a night blue sky. He sighed, ripped off his beard (it was fake), threw off his sunglasses, scared away the animals, and changed back into his normal clothes. He combed back his hair with his hand and threw away his stick.
"Who am I kidding? It's only been two hours…" He muttered, making his way back to the base.
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Name: Madara Uchiha
Age: Around the same age as The Akatsuki.
Description: He has black hair with bangs that slightly lean to his right. He's like a shorter less muscular version of Judas from the manga… 'Judas.' He wears everyday clothes just like Tobi's and… well… You've seen better personalities. He can be obnoxious, pervy, sexy, kind (when he wants to, which isn't all the time),and has one weak point. But he doesn't know that yet. (It was mentioned in the Prologue Special)
Hobbies: He's a total perv, he flirts every waking moment he gets, but never has an intimate relationship. He loves making Deidara mad by flirting with Hinata. He is close cousins with the Madara Uchiha in the Akatsuki Trilogy. (It's mere coincidence that they have the same name)
He only comes out if Tobi's mask is removed. No, please don't think that a reforming face is gross, it's not as graphic as you may think it is. Yes, if you're a complete newcomer to the whole Childhood Memories project, read the first one and ignore the Prologue Special. –happy face-
(BTW: Ransom is 10 reviews)