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A/N Well this is a talk show and the hosts are Kay, Ema, Maya, Pearl and Trucy. This is a crackfic that is kind of like FLOB for the Warriors Cats fandom. Each person is represented by the first letter of their name. Keep in mind CRACKFIC. Alright, disregard any respect you have for me before reading
E- Hello everyone welcome to-
K- Whoa whoa why the heck do you get a crown.
E- *touches crown on head* Cuz Klavier got it for me.
T- Then why would you wear it?
E- He was gonna fire me.
T- ... Well everyone welcome our guest Morgan Fey!
M- *Opens beer*
P- Yay! Mommy!
Morgan- *walking in* Shut the HOLD IT! up Pearl. Didn't I disown you?
P- I don't know I haven't seen you in 6 HOLD IT! months. You HOLD IT!
Morgan- Where did you learn that language!
P- From you.
Morgan-…
M- I can feel the family bonding already.
Morgan- Aren't you supposed to be dead!
M- Umm no? Don't you remember your plan failed?
T- Ya Mystic Elise channeled Dahlia so Pearls couldn't.
P- Actually Godot and Mystic Elise just got me high and took me to a night club.
T- …
M- *sips beer* …
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K-…
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Morgan-…
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M- *sips beer* …
P-...
K-…
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Morgan-…
M- *sips beer* …
T- …
M- *sips beer* …
K-… So while our ID's got rejected at all the clubs a HOLD IT! 9 year old got in ?
Morgan-…
P-…
M-… *opens new beer can*
M- Well so much for a family reunion.
T- Told you it wouldn't work.
Morgan- Well while we're on the topic of confessions, you should know Dahlia's not my real daughter.
T- Seriously?
Morgan- Oh HOLD IT! no she's just some random girl who owed me because I got her plastic surgery.
K- You mean that's not her real face!
Morgan- *scoffs* no way she was just a ginger who was trying to get her face made over so she could hide from her stalker boyfriend. She was looking for a picture of some famous person but instead found a black n' white picture of Iris.
M-*drinks beer* Oh, that explains a lot. Like why they both look nothing like Pearly.
T- Wait you're drunk!
M- DUHH! I mean how else do you think I survived all that Spirit Medium HOLD IT! and working for Nick?
Morgan- For once she's right I mean even though I have no spiritual powers I still needed to be drunk 24/7 to put up with the spirit crap.
M- The screwed up old hag is right.
P- Oh HOLD IT!
T- What is it Pearls?
P- I realized that when I become an old hag I'm gonna look like that.
Morgan- Old! No I started looking like this when I was 10.
P- … I'm screwed
M- * sips beer* yep.
E-*grabs bottle of Luminol* Don't worry we can solve this with SCIENCE!
K- Umm No we can't.
T- Yep we have to use *pulls out * MAGIC!
K- Umm No we don't.
E- You use SCIENCE.
T- MAGIC
E-SCIENCE
T- MAGIC
E-SCIENCE
T- MAGIC
P- Hello! Future ugliness problem here.
M- Just wear a mask like Godot.
P- Why the HOLD IT! would I want a mask.
Godot- *randomly pops up* because I'm shmexy sexy. *randomly pops away*
P- o.O'
E- He's got a point.
K- Not really. I mean Mr. Edgeworth is way sexier than him.
E- Amen sista! Although Klavier...
P- Hey I need help here!
M- Yes you do honey however unfortunately I'm not certified in psychology.
T- But I'm sure you need to go see someone who is once a week.
M- HOLD IT! you.
T- Thank you right back at ya.
Morgan- Well if we're all done here I have to go back to corrupting the youth of America.
K- Oh ok then... bye!
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