Kay.. this is just a sidestory for my uh.. other fic. xD I know they're not a couple yet, but I had this idea for a while and I didn't wanna forget it. x-x

Uhh, I don't own pokemon or any of it's characters.

Splat. Hikari's eyes immediately fell to the kitchen floor. One of the eggs she was carrying had fallen and broken.

"Oops.." Hikari placed all the eggs in her arms onto the counter and began to bend over to clean up her mess. Halfway, she yelped when she felt a slap across her rear. Hikari's face flushed, and she immediately turned around to see the owner of the hand.

"Sh-Shinji! W-what was that for?!"

"No reason." Shinji smirked, then left the kitchen.

"Th-that really hurt.." Hikari sighed, and completely forgot about the cracked egg on the floor.

Hikari watched Rina chat with her husband and spooned soup into her mouth. She glanced at Shinji, remembering the event in the kitchen and blushed.

When he turned to look back at her, she quickly turned her attention to the bowl of soup in front of her.

Shinji smirked. Success.

Hikari blushed harder, she could feel Shinji staring at her. Wanting to get out of the room, she picked up her dishes and was about to get up until she felt a hand crawl up her skirt.

Hikari's eyes widened in shock, and she turned to stare at Shinji.

"Sh-Shinji.. Wh-what are you doing..?" Hikari said in a quiet voice, but loud enough for him to hear.

"Nothing." he replied, but kept his hand in place.

Hikari's face was still bright red while she washed the dishes,

"Geez.. that jerk.."

"Who's a jerk?"

"Y-you! Wh-what were you thinking?! Doing that in front of everybody.."

"They didn't see anything." Shinji said innocently.

"But they could have!"

Shinji smiled evilly and leaned in closer.

"So it'd be okay if no one else was here?"

Hikari dropped a dish, "N-no! I d-didn't s-say that!"

"You know, tomorrow kaa-san and tou-san are going to a friend's house for a week."

"E-eh?! A week..?"

"Yup, and we'll be here all alone."

"N-no way.."

Shinji smirked and turned to leave but stopped.

"Oh, and tomorrow, wear this." Shinji tossed an apron at Hikari, "With nothing under," then left.

Hikari stared at the frilly apron in her hands.

"Sh-Shinji is a.. A PERVERT!"

Shinji chuckled while walking up the stairs.

We all know I'm the real pervert. ;-;