This is weird Paws down… pt. 1
Tweek's POV
Today me and my boyfriend, Craig, were hanging out together. Drinking coffee and thinking of what we were going to today. Then I spiked an idea,
"Craig, maybe all our friends could hang out with us and we can walk around South Park! Since it's also a small town in Colorado it'll be fine!" I cracked a nice small smile. He smiled back.
"Sure that's a nice idea." He looks down at his phone as he continues
"I'll text everyone see if they could come over at my house." I give a short hug then run to the exit.
2 hour later.
Craig's POV
Everyone came.
Kyle, Stan, Kenny, Butters, Me, Tweek, Cylde, Token, Jimmy, Timmy, Pip, D-Damien.. and even Cartman apparently. I let him stay because Tweek said it was fine.
As we were walking We countered a Bald and in black lady with a Witch like hat and wand.
Tweek held on to my arm and said terrified, "Who is that…"
"I don't know…" I said protectively to comfort him.
"E-E-Excuse me, M-M-Ma'am, but you I-I-in our w-" Jimmy tries to talk to her. But she cuts him off.
"Bitch, Do you think you Motherfucking better than me?!" She says Angrily.
"No ma'am we are jus-" I say but ya know…
"YOU ALL THINK YOU BETTER THAN ME HUH!?" She screeches
"BITCH, NO THE FUCK WE DONT. HEY OLD LADY, HOW ABOUT YOU MOVE YOU OLD ASS OUT FUCKING AWAY BEFORE LIFE DOES!" Cartman has reach his boiling point.
"You will all PAY!" She says after saying random shit. Cartman moves her out the way. And we walked past by Laughing and chuckling.
After that we all say our goodbyes and walk home.
Cartman's POV
And as that the day past. I wake up from my alarm clock and say hello to some of my toys. I look in the mirror and what do I see. I SEE ME LOOKING LIKE A MOTHERFUCK MIDNIGHT BLACK PUG HUMAN! I thought it was Kyle fucking weird "Jew Magic." I walk to Kyle's house to confront him.
As I make it there and knock on the door HARD. Kyle opens his door and looks like a red head poodle I snickered, He says,
"Before you say 'Kyle we are you using your JEW magic," He mocks me
"Hey! Do moc-" He pauses me.
"Stfu ( Shut the fuck up ) and let me speak! It happened to me too and I heard everyone is at Jimmy's house to talk about what happened." He says
"Fine let's go" I reply
We walk to Jimmy's and when we got in I saw the most funnest thing ever.
-*•*-Aurthor referral: Hi, it's glitteryfictics! Are you having a good day? If you are that Great! If not I hope tomorrow will be better. I left a cliffhanger for this. I be back to make part 2.-*•*-