authors note: good l uck
Wooper liked dicks. Gold's Wooper especially liked licking dicks, and the blowjobs it gave where Arceus damn amAYzing.
So one day Gold stuck his dingus in Wooper's woolly mammoth mouth at Route 29.
Wooper ate the penis happily; the water type sucked to high heaven.
Gold grunted gratefully, grieving gravy gentleman, gritting his teeth.
He came in Wooper's mouth and Wooper ate the seed that dribbled down its round chin. "Woop wooper!" It said, jumping to its trainer's arms, thanking him for the sex.
His trainer started to urinate with his pants on the ground. Wooper started to pee as well, while Gold started making his way downtown to Cherrygrove.
With their post-coital tradition done, Gold zipped up his pants and walked into town. "Hey jerk!" Some dingus yelled. Gold turned around.
Wooper looked down and hissed at a blue Pokemon and Gold whipped out his Pokedex and dropped it, breakin' it. "Hey HEY THAT'S A PHANPY SLUT!" A ginger croaked... like... a... frog...
"So I'm gonna battle you! Phanpy, fuk shit up!" Silver cried pointing like OBJECTION IN THE COURT SOMETIMES SAYEN' AEYOOO! Wooper started to hump Phanpy's leg.
Phanpy started humping his trainer's leg and Gold joined in and started humping Wooper with his clothes on. "I'm Silver & this can't bE HAPPENING TO ME!" Then Wooper peed again cuz bladder infection.
"Oh no!" Gold said and picked up his still peeing Wooper. "U R SIck." And he took it to the Pokemon Center.
Needless to say Phanpy was so happy he won his first battle & his win stats are like 1 to 158 losses so basically .001% he actually won. But anyway Phanpy was so happy, his penis soaked and sprayed like an elephant all over Silver's pant leg. "Fuk."
So Silver ran after Gold and tackled him in the butt, running his hands sensually through his hair. "Oh Gold I have elephant cum all over my leg don't you wanna lick it off?"
Gold started crying, sucking the life out of Silver's pants and then... the cotton... from... his pants... got sucked with it... Meanwhile Wooper and Phanpy started passionately kissing each other.
Wooper suddenly got very angry because no one liked dicks more than Wooper. So Wooper kicked Gold in the face and then peed again. "Wooper you're still sick!" Gold cried shoving a potion in Wooper's butt.
Phanpy got very hella jealous and ate Wooper's butt feces for the potion and there was a hot scatty mess and Silver watched in amazement as Gold started bathing in it.
"Oh wait this isn't the Lavaridge spa." Gold said and Wooper cleaned him off with a Hydro Pump that cleaned off both of Gold's arms and legs. "Oh no it's like lost you!" Gold said to Silver. Luckily Nurse Joy walked by and screamed "I CAN FIX IT!" LIKE FIX IT FELIX and started hitting people in the face with her golden hammer and fixing them. Wooper was cured and Gold was turned into a GREEK GOD.
Gold wasn't even. Gold at first was Thor but then he became Hermes, which was hella gay, I mean. Wooper and Phanpy, because of Nurse Joys god-awesome healing, grew big asses and got materialistic silicon Jynx lips. They were the Lana Del Ray of Johto. It was gay.