A/N: Behold, the kinkiness of my first Trigun humor story! :)
Hahahahahaaaaa! Oh BTW, Knives has decided to be *somewhat*tolerant of
spiders (as long as he gets to be the superior of the household! ^__~) and
Wolfwood is as lively as ever! Also, if I'm not characterizing Knives quite
right well…tell me, okay? …………Alright then, here goes…
-Ca and her kitty Sammy =^__^=
Disclaimer: What in the name of Gunsmoke would make you think I owned Trigun? If I owned it, would I be so obsessed with the bishonen on the show? I didn't think so.
~*~ Wearing You ~*~ (Wow, the title's sparkly! ^_^)
It was a quiet afternoon at the small orphanage just outside a village. The village, however, was no longer a village, and was now quite the considerable city. Of course, the city wouldn't have swelled to such a size if it hadn't been for the residence of a certain Typhoon.
Vash had brought Knives home ages ago, which made the insurance girls both giddy with joy and trembling with fear. A day they had all remembered was the one that Knives had awaken…
~Flashback~
Drowsily, Knives awoke to the gentle sound of singing, and the steady fall of water. He bolted up into a sitting position, and looked around. The singing reminded him of Rem…but to hell with the woman! He swung his legs over the edge of his snow-white bed, his legs of lead wobbling beneath him.
'Damn, my legs hurt…' Knives swore as he hobbled around the room. He looked to a door – he could tell the music was from there. The sound of water stopped as he opened the door, bit by bit.
There – stood a woman that looked almost exactly like Rem, only a bit more on the petite side. To tell the truth, the only thing that stunned Knives was how…'bare' the woman was.
"Pervert!" She screamed as she hastily wrapped a mauve colored towel around herself, face as red as Vash's trench coat and looking ready to kill.
"Er…" Knives scratched the back of his head, "Wow Rem, you cut your hair!"
He was answered with much swearing and a hurricane of various bathroom accessories, as well as a stray Kuroneko, "Nyaoooo!"
"Hey! What ever happened to your 'love and peace' crap! Quit!" feeling very out of character, Knives took off as quickly as his sore legs would allow him to, for he also felt that conversation wasn't exactly the first thing on this lady's mind.
Meryl had chased Knives around the house, armed with a hot hair curler. (A/N: Argh, those burn!) Vash and Wolfwood had been conversing amiably and Milly was playing with the children that lived there with them when the two whizzed by.
~Present Time~
The two suns flickered and reflected against Wolfwood's glass as he shook it, the melting ice cubes in it jingling. He grinned with amusement at that memory…the priest nearly laughed out loud as he wondered what Meryl thinks of that day.
Through the kitchen window, he watched Milly bustle about, obviously baking some sweet delights; a heavenly scent wafted from the kitchen. She hummed contentedly as she worked, giving a warm smile as she looked up at Wolfwood resting outside. Ah, how that smile brightened his day…
Wolfwood just had to laugh at the antics of the Orphanage children. They were all trying to get Knives to play dodge ball with them, and Knives was waging a losing battle. Through his dark eyes, Wolfwood murmured the names of each child, "Janus (who detests being called 'Jan'), Febru (Fay for short), Marie, April, Mayflower (May for short), Junie (June for short), July, August, Tember, Tober, Vember, and Cember."
"Those kids are just too cute sometimes!" laughed Meryl. She rose from her chair and added, "Well, I'm off to go help Milly with the baking!"
Vash got up as well, and whispered an…er, 'sweet nothing' into her ear, which made Meryl turn tomato red. He embraced her, and she hugged back, feeling awfully ridiculous in front of Nicholas, "Um... Vash?"
"Mm?" His right hand was making its way down her back.
"I'm just going to go to the kit-! Don't you dare Vash T. Stampede!"
"Hey Vash! If you go any farther you'll be Vash T. Stamped!" Wolfwood couldn't help but insert that comment. (A/N: It's amazing how many times I see his name spelled that way!)
"Aw c'mon, I'm just messing' around!" He attempted to put another move on her, only to get yelled at some more.
"Vash! You quit that right now!"
"Heh, see ya later Nick!"
"See ya." Nick gave a curt wave as Vash bolted into the house, Meryl on his heels. The kids temporarily paused their game with 'Uncle Knives' to watch the two disappear into the house. Knives chortled deeply at Vash's 'mishap' as well as Wolfwood. Of course, Knives' amusement was short lived as the children dragged him into yet another dodge ball 'game'.
Vash was just about to turn the corner into his room when Milly announced, "Doughnuts are ready!"
"Doughnuts?" Vash stopped and turned, a goofy grin on his face 0 only to find Meryl rocketing toward him.
"Augh, move!"
"Wha?"
BOOM. They collided, for Meryl was moving so fast she couldn't put the brakes on soon enough. The two collapsed upon the floor, and all turned black.
A/N: Sorry about that being so short! I'll attempt to make the next chapter longer, but I'm not promising anything. This is just my silly introduction to how everything started…
Knives: I do *not* chortle. I snigger evilly at Vash's misfortunes.
Ca: Whatever you say dear.
Knives: . WHAT????????
Vash: X__x.
Meryl: x__X
Er, riiiight…anyways, was this silly enough? Sorry about Knives' OOCness, but I'll get him into character soon, k? K! Please review and tell me what ya'all think! ^__~
-Ca and her kitty Sammy =^__^=
Disclaimer: What in the name of Gunsmoke would make you think I owned Trigun? If I owned it, would I be so obsessed with the bishonen on the show? I didn't think so.
~*~ Wearing You ~*~ (Wow, the title's sparkly! ^_^)
It was a quiet afternoon at the small orphanage just outside a village. The village, however, was no longer a village, and was now quite the considerable city. Of course, the city wouldn't have swelled to such a size if it hadn't been for the residence of a certain Typhoon.
Vash had brought Knives home ages ago, which made the insurance girls both giddy with joy and trembling with fear. A day they had all remembered was the one that Knives had awaken…
~Flashback~
Drowsily, Knives awoke to the gentle sound of singing, and the steady fall of water. He bolted up into a sitting position, and looked around. The singing reminded him of Rem…but to hell with the woman! He swung his legs over the edge of his snow-white bed, his legs of lead wobbling beneath him.
'Damn, my legs hurt…' Knives swore as he hobbled around the room. He looked to a door – he could tell the music was from there. The sound of water stopped as he opened the door, bit by bit.
There – stood a woman that looked almost exactly like Rem, only a bit more on the petite side. To tell the truth, the only thing that stunned Knives was how…'bare' the woman was.
"Pervert!" She screamed as she hastily wrapped a mauve colored towel around herself, face as red as Vash's trench coat and looking ready to kill.
"Er…" Knives scratched the back of his head, "Wow Rem, you cut your hair!"
He was answered with much swearing and a hurricane of various bathroom accessories, as well as a stray Kuroneko, "Nyaoooo!"
"Hey! What ever happened to your 'love and peace' crap! Quit!" feeling very out of character, Knives took off as quickly as his sore legs would allow him to, for he also felt that conversation wasn't exactly the first thing on this lady's mind.
Meryl had chased Knives around the house, armed with a hot hair curler. (A/N: Argh, those burn!) Vash and Wolfwood had been conversing amiably and Milly was playing with the children that lived there with them when the two whizzed by.
~Present Time~
The two suns flickered and reflected against Wolfwood's glass as he shook it, the melting ice cubes in it jingling. He grinned with amusement at that memory…the priest nearly laughed out loud as he wondered what Meryl thinks of that day.
Through the kitchen window, he watched Milly bustle about, obviously baking some sweet delights; a heavenly scent wafted from the kitchen. She hummed contentedly as she worked, giving a warm smile as she looked up at Wolfwood resting outside. Ah, how that smile brightened his day…
Wolfwood just had to laugh at the antics of the Orphanage children. They were all trying to get Knives to play dodge ball with them, and Knives was waging a losing battle. Through his dark eyes, Wolfwood murmured the names of each child, "Janus (who detests being called 'Jan'), Febru (Fay for short), Marie, April, Mayflower (May for short), Junie (June for short), July, August, Tember, Tober, Vember, and Cember."
"Those kids are just too cute sometimes!" laughed Meryl. She rose from her chair and added, "Well, I'm off to go help Milly with the baking!"
Vash got up as well, and whispered an…er, 'sweet nothing' into her ear, which made Meryl turn tomato red. He embraced her, and she hugged back, feeling awfully ridiculous in front of Nicholas, "Um... Vash?"
"Mm?" His right hand was making its way down her back.
"I'm just going to go to the kit-! Don't you dare Vash T. Stampede!"
"Hey Vash! If you go any farther you'll be Vash T. Stamped!" Wolfwood couldn't help but insert that comment. (A/N: It's amazing how many times I see his name spelled that way!)
"Aw c'mon, I'm just messing' around!" He attempted to put another move on her, only to get yelled at some more.
"Vash! You quit that right now!"
"Heh, see ya later Nick!"
"See ya." Nick gave a curt wave as Vash bolted into the house, Meryl on his heels. The kids temporarily paused their game with 'Uncle Knives' to watch the two disappear into the house. Knives chortled deeply at Vash's 'mishap' as well as Wolfwood. Of course, Knives' amusement was short lived as the children dragged him into yet another dodge ball 'game'.
Vash was just about to turn the corner into his room when Milly announced, "Doughnuts are ready!"
"Doughnuts?" Vash stopped and turned, a goofy grin on his face 0 only to find Meryl rocketing toward him.
"Augh, move!"
"Wha?"
BOOM. They collided, for Meryl was moving so fast she couldn't put the brakes on soon enough. The two collapsed upon the floor, and all turned black.
A/N: Sorry about that being so short! I'll attempt to make the next chapter longer, but I'm not promising anything. This is just my silly introduction to how everything started…
Knives: I do *not* chortle. I snigger evilly at Vash's misfortunes.
Ca: Whatever you say dear.
Knives: . WHAT????????
Vash: X__x.
Meryl: x__X
Er, riiiight…anyways, was this silly enough? Sorry about Knives' OOCness, but I'll get him into character soon, k? K! Please review and tell me what ya'all think! ^__~