Eyeballies
Spoiler Alert.
Sasuke scratched his neck awkwardly. Last time he had seen Itachi, his older brother seemed more…put together.
"So…let me get this straight…you wanted my…"Eyeballies"?
Itachi giggled and nodded, "Eyeballies."
Sasuke was at a loss. This had to be the most awkward conversation he had ever had. His older brother wanted his "Eyeballies" and was practically foaming at the mouth.
"Foolish little brother", Itachi said sinisterly, "Let me tell you a story…"
Sasuke gulped. Did he seriously want to hear this?
…A long ass time ago………………………………………………..
Uchiha Madara looked at his younger brother, "Like little dude, what you doin' wit my hairbrush?"
Said brother looked at Madara and said, "What it look like I is doin', foo?"
He pulled the comb through his hair, "I'm brushin' my pimpin' hair!"
Madara growled, "I'ma get you for this, fo shizzle"
Madara's little bro snorted, "What ev."
And that started a rivalry to become better than the other. Somehow, each managed to obtain Mangekyou Sharingan.
For some reason, Madara didn't eat enough carrots and became blind. So he came up with a sinister plan.
Madara gestured for his little brother to come over, once he was there, Madara said,
"Little dude, gimme your Eyeballies or be blown away by my mad skillz most heinously."
"Say what?" Was all the little dude got to say before Madara plucked his eyeballs out.
And from then on Madara could see and crazy shit happened.
…………Back to the lame ass future……………………
Sasuke stood in shock as Itachi began to laugh crazily. He thought about killing him then and there, just to put the idiot out of his misery.
Sasuke thought about the options he had and left the weird concrete wall-home-building thing.
………………………………………………………………
Naruto gasped loudly as he saw Sasuke.
"What are you doing? Ready to fight me?"
Sasuke sighed and put his hands up.
"I'm tired of dealing with crazy men. Take me home and never let me out."
Naruto blinked for a moment and then said, "Sure."
The two walked into the sunset, talking about wiggly Tobi's and Eyeballies.
Sai looked at Sakura who looked at Hinata who looked at Kiba who looked Yamato who looked at Kakashi, "What just happened?"
Tobi, who was still standing on the hill shrugged.
"Little dudes got problems, fo shizzle."
………………………………………………….
Kisame walked into the concrete thingamabob and saw a confused looking Itachi.
"Itachi-san, what's wrong."
The Uchiha crossed his arms, "I can't find my Eyeballies?"
Kisame rolled his own "Eyeballies" and grabbed Itachi,
"Hurry up, we're meeting Pein and Konan for dinner."
The end
Naruto's pretty much gone into a crazy phunk of craziness. Can you believe a laughing Itachi and old men plucking eyes out? Its all rather disturbing and Kishimoto is strange. So I wrote this in dedication to all the weirdness in the story plot line.
Lol, Madara's little brother has Sai lips. And Madara needs some rejuvenating skin cream, have you seen those bags under his eyes? Yeesh.
The word 'pluck' sincerely gives me the shivers, and I don't know why. I can't begin to imagine the thought process of Sasuke.
"…my brother wants to pluck my eyeballs out. Great."
Lotsa Love
The Queen of Ramen
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