This is for x That Funny Romantic Nerd x 's challenge – The 'WE SWITCHED BODIES' Challenge. It will most likely be a few chapters long so please keep reading!
Enjoy!
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own Harry Potter or therefore, I would be J.K. Rowling and, therefore, I am not.
Draco Malfoy had never liked Harry Potter. That much was for certain. The way he talked back, the way he strutted around the school like he was the king, the way he….
"ARG!" Just thinking about it made Draco growl out loud with displeasure. Walking down the hallway to the WC, Draco huffed. Stupid Potter, he thought. What makes him so special?! Some first years scampered out of the way, fear on their faces as to not get trampled by this ravening mad-man.
Draco reached the WC in time to find that none other than his nemesis' best friend, Ronald Weasley, was already reaching for the door handle. Draco seized this chance and yelled, "Alright there, Weasley? Door handles too fancy for the likes of you?"
Ron turned around and scowled at Malfoy. "Watch it, Malfoy. You don't have Crabbe or Goyle here to protect your pathetic white ars…"
Draco had reached the door and barged in, knocking over Ron in the process. "Watch yourself, Weasley, or Potter might find you in the hospital wing."
Ron picked himself up and following Draco grudgingly into the WC. Trying to be careful to not be near Malfoy, Ron selected the last urinal on the wall. Out of three, the farthest one looked the cleanest to Ron, but the closest to the door was broken. Draco noticed this and said, walking over to the urinals, "Spot on job, Weasley. Now we can compare." He laughed and added, "Like you have anything to compare with."
While they both relieved themselves, a ghost appeared behind the pair with a loud POP! noise. This startled Ron (it being a female ghost) and he immediately zipped up his trousers, causing Draco to do the same and turn around. The ghost that had appeared before them floated gently above the floor approximately 4 feet. She glowed with white, dazzling robes and hair and her face was very beautiful.
"What do you want?! Don't you know this is a men's facility?!" roared Draco. The ghost's face did not change, but instead said sweetly,
"Your worlds will change,
your point of view will differ.
Now go on your ways, you two,
and make your own lives spiffer."
She smiled.
Draco scoffed the ghost, "What do you mean, you crazy dead witch? That wasn't even a spell…" As he finished his last word, Draco Malfoy suddenly passed out onto the floor.
Ron, not knowing what to do, just stood there. "I'm confus…" Ron Weasley then followed Draco Malfoy to the floor and passed out.