Harry Potter

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Harry and Ron walked back from the Great Hall, after lunch to the Portrait of The Fat Lady.

"Password Please" She asked

" For god's sake u fat thing, I've been in Gryffindor for 5 years now and u no I am a Gryffindor, so just open" Said Harry.

" So-r-r-y Mr, you are so fuc***g rude sometimes you no"

She opened the portrait hole…pretending to struggle.

"So Harry" said Hermoine to Ron " Have you been studying?"

" Get off my back u smart old bit**!, think I care"

" Just because I'm so ugly it doesn't mean you treat me wrong you hag!"

"Whatever frizzy lizzy"

" Oh Ron, let's not fight"

"Okay Hermoine, shall we do the usual?" asked Ron

"What's the usual?" asked Harry

"Make-out and Make-up, you no, rreeooww!" Hermoine replied

" Oh, I know what you mean, I always do that with Snape. Them nights are what I look forward to. Why do u think he always yells at me. We want to make up"

"FIESTY" I said