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"Henry, I promise to stay away from Gio." I reassured him as I kissed him affectionately on the lips.
"Good." Henry's voice had an air of annoyance when I said Gio's name.
"You do realize that now I don't have to force up my lunch by sticking my finger down my throat. I now have a new way to bring up my meals and it's far more entertaining." Amanda sneered at us as she dropped off a file folder and glided away.
"She's just jealous that she doesn't have a hot….sexy…wonderful nerd boyfriend." I cooed.
"Betty…you know I don't like being addressed as nerd." Henry said defensively as he fixed his tie. For some reason, him being uncomfortable was a real turn on.
"It's sexy though…in a Peter Parker kind of way." I leaned in the kiss him again and an idea struck me.
"Hey! We should watch all three Spiderman movies." I said as I accidentally head butted him.
"Ow, Betty leave the head butting….ass kicking…to Spidey," Henry said as he rubbed his forehead and frowned. "I have to go." He said suddenly.
"No, Tucson doesn't need you as much as I do…" I began.
"No, Betty, I meant back to the accounting floor…"
"Oh…right…well see you for Sundae and Spiderman movies?"
"You're on…..my little MJ"
"Just as long as I get that famous kiss in the rain."
"Oh you'll get more than a rainy kiss…"
I loved it when he insinuated. "Oh?"
"You'll get spider shaped sprinkles on your sundae." He said as he left.
His words disappointed me somewhat. I was expecting something different than that. I sighed and began working on an assignment for Daniel.
"What the bloody hell was that?" Cristina's Scottish self was staring me in the face.
"What are you talking about Cristina? That was Henry…well…being Henry."
"Well as hot as he used to be…and I mean HAWT…he's getting a wee bit boring…"
"No he's not!" I was defending my boyfriend's honor.
"Oh come on Betty! What happened the last time Henry was a tad bit boring?"
"Well…it was the time I wanted to eat ice cream off his stomach and we saw where that went."
"Or where it didn't…"
"Cristina! We're not like that. Not every couple has to have those ….those moments!"
"Oh really now? Who's idea was it to eat the ice cream off of his stomach?"
"It was G---just for fun." I stopped in time before saying his name.
"Cursed bloody hussy! You were about to say his name weren't you?"
"No"
"You were and you bloody know it!"
She was right. I had to keep my promise to Henry. I hadn't seen Gio in about a week. It was actually a nice relief because he was incredibly annoying. There are different degrees of annoying and he was the degree that got under your skin. It was as if you wanted to see him and then wanted him to immediately go away. Gio was like that puppy that you feed for the first time and he follows you everywhere.
"Fine. Maybe I was…let's just call him…." I tried to think of a good code name.
"Sexy bastard…" Cristina suggested.
"No….not very creative…."
"Alright….how about He Who Must Not Be Named…or You Know Who."
"I like the last one…say Cristina…speaking of that…you wouldn't happen to know…"
"NO! I don't know bloody JK Rowling. I wish people would stop asking me that. Do you know Brad Pitt?" she snapped.
"No…."
"Well just because I used to live in Scotland doesn't mean I know her…"
"Calm down…I was joking…"
"Sorry, I'm a wee bit hormonal…but…well…Stewart is rather turned on by it."
"Nice to hear…" I said grumpily.
I was growing strangely jealous of Cristina's love life. She got to live out all of her fantasies with Stewart. During her lunch break they would spend time in the Fey Sommer's secret room and she would come back happier than ever. I looked over at my pink bunny that seemed to be laughing at me.
"So what kind of bread would you like to have egg salad on?" Cristina joked.
"Ugh…if that was meant to be sexual…"
"'Course it was…now answer the bloody question…"
"White of course…."
"Don't you think that's a tad bit…"
"Boring, I know." I answered for her.
"I would try rye bread." Cristina suggested.
"Oh come on Cristina, everyone knows that rye bread is only good with sauerkraut, Swiss cheese and corned beef" I said boasting about my knowledge of sandwiches.
"Now that hot….HOT… HOT… HOT!"
"Ok…there was nothing sexual behind that…"
"Maybe not to you…but you're thinking about sandwiches which means that subconsciously you are thinking about Gi----You Know Who and you want so badly to take his tomato slicing hands and rub mustard and mayonnaise all over your…" I stopped her from going further.
"Don't you have clothes to design?" I asked quickly.
"Oh right…Willy will be mighty pissed…well Betty see you around…but not for lunch" she winked and left me alone.
As I sat alone at my desk, I looked at the desktop of my computer and smiled. I was completely in love with Henry. There was actually a piece of news that he and I shared and no one knew our secret. Of course people would try to talk me out of it. I could picture it now.
"Betty…what you're doing isn't very smart, hija." My father would warn me.
"Betty! What the hell are you doing?" Hilda would scold me.
"Man Aunt Betty, that would be completely scandalous. You might even beat Britney Spears for Most Scandalous Stunt Pulled Award for 2008." Justin would say to me.
I knew all of these things were probably true, minus the Britney Spears comment. I didn't care though. I was in love with Henry and as the Beatles say, "All You Need is Love." We were all prepared. I opened a drawer and saw my one way ticket to Tucson. I was going to move to Arizona with Henry.