I do not own the characters in this fic

but still hope you enjoy it.





No need for a Man



Ryoko: Tenchi come here please

Tenchi: yes Ryoko

Ryoko: i no longer love you Tenchi

Aeka: i no longer love you Tenchi

Tenchi: what are you girls talking about

Ryoko grabs Aeka and kisses her

Tenchi looks at both girls in shock

Aeka: i love Ryoko

Ryoko: and i love Aeka

Ryoko: in fact we have no need for you at all Tenchi

Aeka: lets just kill him

Ryoko: good idea my love no one else is home now so we can get away with it

Tenchi: very funny girls i get it this is a joke

Ryoko takes out her sword

Ryoko: this is no joke boy

Aeka: just stand there like the wimp you are so we can kill you

Tenchi: im no wimp you bitch

Ryoko: don't talk to her that way your either a wimp or your gay Tenchi

Aeka: yes you could have had either of us beautiful sexy girls but didn't want us

Tenchi: im just a gentlemen is all

Both girls laugh in his face

Ryoko: i bet his real problem is he has a small sword

Aeka: and he has no swordsmanship skills have you seen him fight

Tenchi: I have saved both of you a number of times

Aeka: those time were just flukes

Ryoko: imagine this wimp named after a powerful weapon

Aeka: you mean this sword

Aeka holds up the sword Tenchi

Tenchi: where did you get that you theif

Aeka: you have no right to it

Tenchi: it belongs to me you stuck up snob

Ryoko kicks Tenchi's feet out from under him and puts her foot on his chest

Ryoko: would you like to kill him sexy

Aeka: lets do it together my love

Tenchi: get off me you bitch

Ryoko grabs Aeka and wraps her arms around the other girl

Aeka: I love you Ryoko

Ryoko: and i love you Aeka

Tenchi: why are you girls doing this?

Both girls: because we have no need for a man

Akea turns on the sword Tenchi and both girls wrap their hands around it and kiss passionetly as they drive the sword down towards Tenchi's chest

Tenchi: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

cut to a split screen of Tenchi ,Ryoko,and Aeka all waking up in their bedrooms

Tenchi: what a nightmare

Aeka: wow what a dream

Ryoko: that was some dream

Ryoko and Aeka both go back to sleep with smiles on their faces.



hope you enjoyed the story let me no what you think

and please remember this was all in fun i actually like

all three of these characters.