One day at headquarters everything was normal L was eating his cake, light was thinking on how to catch Kira and the others were out for the day.
"L can you stop eating your damn sweets?" Light said pissed off "No I need my sweets like you need Misa" Light grumbled and got out of his chair but he couldn't go anywhere since he was chained to L.
"FUCK" Light shouted as he tried to tug his wrist out of the cuffs "Listen Light the more you fight it the more it's gonna hurt" "Damnit I need to go for a piss!" "Then go in that cup there" "…Fuck you" suddenly the floor below them opened and they started to see colours everywhere then, darkness.
"Where are we?" said Light as he looked around. They were in a meadow where the gentle breeze caressed the grass softly. "Well it looks like we are in some meadow light" said L quickly.
"Oh shit what about my candy?!?" said L distressed. "Calm down! I have cake!" "No the cake is a LIE" suddenly a pigeon came out of nowhere and sexually assaulted L.
Later.
While L and Light were waling through the meadow they noticed a small town "Civilisation means CANDY" screamed L who rocketed towards the town. While walking down a street L and Light saw Spongebob. L brought out a machinegun and killed spongebob. "He sucked after the first season" "HOLY SHIT!!!"
Near and Mellow came out of a random shop nearby "The only reason we came here is because you secretly love me Mellow you big Fag" "Fuck you at least I don't spend all day on girly puzzles" "I love my puzzles fucker in fact…" Near then raped his Jigsaw puzzle.