It was another world conference being held in Russia. Everyone could almost feel the pressure for having a good one. America decided to let Germany be in charge because while he is the hero, he is also scared of the ex-communist country.
It was to be a week long conference where they were going to discuss some of the economic problems in the world (God knows they need it!).
It started normal but then…
"Whaddya mean it's all my fault!" America shouted at China. "We all are suffering here and I know we are in debt by billions…"
"Trillions" China corrected America.
"FINE! WE ARE TRILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN DEBT BUT WE'RE TRYING TO FIX POLICIES! WE'LL TRY TO PAY YOU BACK BUT NOT RIGHT NOW!" America shouted. England tried to calm him down. It was common knowledge that they were already together.
"Alfred." England started.
"DON'T ALFRED ME RIGHT NOW, ARTHUR. THIS GUY'S BEEN ON MY BUTT ABOUT GETTING THIS DEBT THING CLEARED UP AS SOON AS HE WENT INTO RECESSION. I'VE GOTTA STOP IT RIGHT NO-"
"DON'T yell at me Alfred. We've already had PROBLEMS if you know what I mean."
"Oh come on! You're not gonna bring that up now, a-are you?" Alfred said slightly shrinking. Well, here's something no one knew about.
"AttendreAttendreAttendre… you're having PROBLEMS?" said France looking in disbelief at England.
"Yes. We are having problems, France. Are you having problems with YOUR relationship." England said looking at Canada, who blushed.
"Of course not!" France said "You are English types-a!
"Well, what are you then?" Arthur asked in response
"I'm France! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly nation!"
"If you don't shut up, I'll rip your-"
"You don't frighten me, English pig-dog! Go and boil your bottoms, nation of a silly people. I blow my nose at you, so-called England, you and all your silly English kaniggets!"
"I can't believe you're destroying refernces by Monty Pytho-"
"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough whopper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother nation was a hamster and your father nation smelt of eldeberries. Now leave me alone or I shall taunt you a second time-a!"
The room was deathly quiet only until Canada (who?) burst out laughing.
"What? Why are you laughing?" England said to Canada.
"It's just that France is so ridiculous when it comes to you!" Canada said not trying to be rude.
"Mathieu, surely you don't mean that." Francis said looking at him.
Canada was laughing to hard to notice. There was an eruption in the room as seemingly all the couples in the room (even Japan and Switzerland) began fighting over something. Finally, Prussia decided he would take advantage of this:
"Meeting adjourned!" and he ran out of the room faster than his Gilbird could run.
The other couples decided to leave as well but as soon as they left the conference room, they gave each other the silent treatment.
Back in the conference room, Russia sat with his subordinates at his side.
"…" Russia had something very special planned for his guests.
That night, Switzerland, America, France, and Italy were all kicked out of their lovers' beds. Little did they know what would be coming the next day…