It was a regular Saturday afternoon and the Cullens (and Bella) were having a normal conversation (or as normal as you can get when most of them are vampires).

"So what do you guys want to do tomorrow?" Alice asked.

"Not much. I guess I'm just going to hang out with Edward." Bella reponds, smiling at Edward. She knew if she didn't have plans she would get dragged to go on a shopping spree. Edward didn't know what Bella was planning, but he just played along.

"Oh. Thats too bad. I was going to see if you wanted to go shopping with me and Rose." Bella silently cheered in her head about how she got out of shopping with Alice.

Edward! Lets have some fun with Emmett.... Alice discreetly communicated to Edward about her plan. He really enjoyed this idea.

"So Chaps. Do you destitute to go to shopping mall accompanied by me?" Alice asked the boys. Jasper quickly picked up, along with some help with their mischeivous moods. Emmett on the other hand....not so much.

"Oh yes darling! I would enjoy that so. Maybe near 12 noon on the dot tomorrow. Does that interest you?" Jasper played along in a fake British accent.

"Thank you! I am obliged to you and I show immense gratitude." Bella sat next to Edward watching Alice and Jasper talk like a wealthy British couple. She covered her mouth, which carried her amused grin, with her hand.

Emmett sat on the couch with a confused expression. He was wondering what they were talking about. Rosalie seeing his distraught, patted his back but still found this situation hilarious.

"The weather is horribly depressing on this day. Yesterday was only on the border of melancholy. Don't you agree, Bella?" Edward said.

"Yes Edwardo. The weather is simply distraught. I do wish it would be a tad bit brighter, though Mother Nature doesn't fulfill that." Bella looked at Edward while pretending to have a teacup in her hand. She even put her pinkie up.

"CAN SOMEBODY TELL MY WHY YOU GUYS ARE TALKING LIKE THAT!!!" Emmett exclaimed. He was very confused, he was thinking if he should tell Carisle he should them to a mental instituition.

They all burst out laughing. Alice was immensly happy about confusing Emmett. Rose kept patting his back because Emmett still looked mad and confused.

"Don't do that again. You gave my brain a cramp." Emmett complained.

Bella calmed down enough to say, "He's right you guys. His 5 year old brain can only take so many big words. Let's cut him some slack." With that the Cullen's (and Bella) continues on the day whil Emmett pouted not liking their joke. He zoned them all out and focused on revenge....