FanFiction Royal Rumble IV: Hell Awaits
Summary: Get ready for the biggest summer blockbuster of all time! 80 superstars, 2 rings, and 1 cell! It's gonna be nothing but hell on Earth!
Rated T for violence and language.
I do not own any of the characters used in this fanfiction. They belong to their rightful owners, from places such as Cartoon Network, World Wrestling Entertainment, Nickelodeon, Disney, Total Nonstop Action Wrestling, FOX, Adult Swim, Mattel and other companies.
UltimateWarriorFan4Ever is my partner in helping this fourth annual FFRR come to life, helping me with entrants and eliminations and whatnot. Anyway, on with the fic!
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The first FanFiction Royal Rumble was done on November 11, 2011, and the winner was Stone Cold Steve Austin. The second Royal Rumble happened in January 5, 2013, and the winner was Total Drama's male model, Justin. The previous co-winners in the 3rd annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble was Twilight Sparkle and the Angry Video Game Nerd. This year's Fanfiction Royal Rumble will be nothing but hell... as in 80 superstars, 2 rings, and 1 Hell In a Cell! Who will survive?
Interviews:
Interviewers Renee Young and Jeremy Borash (from WWE and TNA respectively), alongside special guest interviewers Spectra Vondergeist and Sierra from Monster High and Total Drama started sitting down with several participants who were training and preparing to enter the 4th annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble match. One by one, they had several words about tonight's event.
Wrestlers from the previous Rumble:
Brock Lesnar's interview:
Total Drama alumnist Sierra was standing beside Brock Lesnar and his manager Paul Heyman.
Sierra: Hi, I'm Sierra from "Total Drama" and standing beside me is Brock Lesnar with The Fat Walrus himself, Paul Heyman!
However, Paul Heyman cringed with anger when Sierra called him a Fat Walrus.
Sierra: *to Lesnar* Brock Lesnar, this must be your toughest challenge yet. So far, the most notable thing you've recently done is-
Paul Heyman: *cutting Sierra off* Um, if I may Sierra, I think I can handle it from here.
Just like that, Heyman took the microphone off of Sierra's hands and spoke.
Paul Heyman: Apparently, this man needs no introduction. By the size, stature and the accomplishments that he's made, he's certain that his beatings will do the talking for him! After all, when it came to the Undertaker's undefeated streak at WrestleMania XXX, he was the 'one' in 21 and 1! You got that right, Sierra. My client Brock Lesnar conquered the streak! My client Brock Lesnar conquered the streak! My client Brock Lesnar conquered the streak! *a little louder* MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE STREAK! MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE STREAK! MY CLIENT BROCK LESNAR CONQUERED THE STREAK!
His heart was soon palpitating. So he decided to catch his breath for the moment.
Paul Heyman: *back to Sierra* And tonight on this Fanfiction Royal Rumble IV, my client will reign supreme on all 79 bodies who dare try to take this man on. He is big, he is mighty, he is the Beast Incarnate himself, he is my client, BAHHHHHHR-OOOOOOOOCK LESNAAAAAAAAAHR!
Big Show's Interview:
Spectra Vondergeist was with "The World's Largest Athlete" The Big Show near the interview area.
Spectra Vondergeist: Hi, I'm Spectra Vondergeist from the "Ghostly Gossip" and I'm standing beside one of the tallest giants in Sports Entertainment today, The Big Show. Big Show, you've been in types of matches like these. Tell me, how are your chances?
Big Show: I gotta tell ya, I'm pumped to be in this match. That way, I can show my dominance to all 79 men. Sure, you may think my size is a disadvantage and everyone's gunning for me every chance they get, but if they even think of laying their hands on me...
And then, Big Show displayed a fist to the attractive ghost interviewer.
Big Show: ...I'll lay all of them out with this.
Spectra Vondergeist: *looking in awe* Wow, that is a big fist. Thanks for your time!
Kofi Kingston's interview:
Sierra was in the locker room with Kofi Kingston, who was still taping up his wrists.
Sierra: Cody Kingston- uh, I mean Kofi Kingston, you've been displaying your agility in battle royals such as the Royal Rumble and most recently in the Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal at WrestleMania XXX. How will that go into play?
Kofi Kingston: I'm not really sure to be exact, Sierra. Being in battle royals like this can be tough, especially when you're going to the limit. I'm gonna use cat-like agility every way I can to avoid painful elimination. It may be a long road ahead, but no matter which number I draw from that box, I'll make sure to keep staying in the ring until the end!
The Shield's interview:
Spectra Vondergeist was standing right by Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins and Roman Reigns of The Shield in the interview area. However, Spectra couldn't stop blushing since he was standing so close to Roman Reigns.
Spectra Vondergeist: With me right now is The Shield, made consistently of Seth Ambrose-
Seth Rollins: *cutting in* Um, Spectra, that's Seth Rollins.
Spectra Vondergeist: Sorry, a little error there. It's all because I'm distracted by Roman here. *gushes* He's so handsome...
Finding her adoration cute, Roman decided to scoot her away nicely.
Roman Reigns: You might wanna let us take care of this, baby girl.
While the violet-haired Spectra gushed at Roman from a standstill, the camera was focused right on The Shield.
Dean Ambrose: Well well well, here we are at the fourth annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble. Where it's all 79 contestants, 2 rings and 1 Hell In a Cell. Truth be told, The Shield likes those odds. You can trap us in a rat cage, a prison and in hell itself, but just like us and justice, we always prevail. Right, boys?
Seth Rollins: You got that right. Plus, it gives us more than a chance to get our hands on Evolution. Even if we have all 77 contestants to get through first, our main objective is Evolution. Winning won't matter to us anyway, as long as one of us remains standing.
Roman Reigns: You say that there's always The Beginning of the End, Triple H? You got that right? It's gonna be the beginning of the end. But it's gonna be for you and your boys only. And once all of this is done, it'll be game over. Believe that.
However, Roman took the time to get a glimpse of Spectra, who was still blushing madly at him.
Roman Reigns: *smiling at Spectra* And believe in the Shield.
After the Shield left, Spectra grabbed her microphone and fanned herself.
Spectra Vondergeist: *acting dreamily* I so believe in them...
John Cena's interview:
Sierra was at the locker room area with John Cena.
Sierra: John Cena, tonight's your big moment. How will things go for you this time?
John Cena: Quite frankly, Sierra... I don't know as a matter of fact. The last three Fanfiction Royal Rumbles haven't been so kind to John Cena lately. It's possibly because I'm always a victim of surprise eliminations. It feels like I don't ever see them coming, just like the Wyatt Family have been doing to me since Elimination Chamber. But I've been looking at my mistakes. This time, I'll will see it coming every chance I'll get. I'm not gonna let fans of Cenation down. I'm counting on it, Sierra.
Other characters from the previous Rumble:
Angry Video Game Nerd's interview:
Jeremy Borash was with Fanfiction Royal Rumble III co-winner and YouTube Sensation, The Angry Video Game Nerd down at the locker room area.
Jeremy Borash: Angry Video Game Nerd, you're in quite the war here tonight as you face off against 79 other entrants inside Hell in a Cell. Any thoughts going into the event?
Angry Video Game Nerd: Yeah, I got something to say: Why don't you try asking me a better f***ing question? Maybe something like, 'Nerd, are you going to win this event'? You wanna know what my answer would be? F**k yeah! I mean, I f***ing co-won Fanfiction Royal Rumble III with that little purple donkey. I don't care if you have to put me in a torture chamber with a copy of "Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde" on the NES and all the other s****y games I've reviewed, I'll roll them into a ball, smash them with my power glove, and shove it up all 79 asses! Now if you excuse me, I gotta train, g**damnit!
Jeremy Borash: *disturbed* Thanks for those kind words...
Anne Maria's interview:
Renee Young was at the interview area with Total Drama's Jersey girl Anne Maria, who was gearing up for the battle.
Renee Young: Anne Maria, you're back in this year's Fanfiction Royal Rumble, but this time, you'll be fighting inside Hell In A Cell with 79 contestants gunning for you. Will that be a problem?
Anne Maria: Problem? There ain't no problem with that at all! Back from where I live, it's always hell! My ancesta's always bicker around with one anotha, and there's always pasta flyin' everywhere! If I can withstand getting my perfect pouffe getting ruined, I can withstand all 79 noobs! If ya excuse me, I got some hair-sprayin' to do!
Dan's Interview:
Jeremy Borash was standing right beside Dan from "Dan Vs.", who was right by a vending machine, trying to open a can of soda.
Jeremy Borash: Dan, you must be thinking second thoughts about this match. Any ideas?
Dan: Yeah, you're nothing but a pickle-headed fart. I wanted Renee Young to interview me! At least she's prettier and more attractive than you. What are ya, a 3? Eh, you know what, it doesn't matter. I hate everything anyway, including you. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a match to get ready for, if only I can open this damn soda up!
As soon as he opened the lid, the soda sloshed all around Dan's face like a geyser! From there, Dan began cringing as the liquid dripped from the face and shirt. Because of that, he wen't down on his knees and screamed!
Dan: *yelling* COCA-COLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Al Bundy's interview:
Renee Young was with "Married... With Children" shoe salesman and high school football hero, Al Bundy down at the interview area.
Renee Young: Al Bundy, you look prepared and excited for tonight. Why's that all of a sudden?
Al Bundy: Well 'Reeny'- um, is that really your name.?
Renee Young: My's name's actually pronounced, "Re-nay".
Al Bundy: Like it matters. You see Reeny, this ain't gonna be no cakewalk. I do love cake though, that's tasty. My red-headed wife never bakes me any cake. All she does is sit on her fat ass and watches Oprah while eating whole year's worth of Bon-bons. But enough about my big-haired wife or cake. This is a battle that must be won by man. I will not be distracted by anything other than your hot delicious hooters, ma'am. This battle and battle royal shall only belong to one man, one god, one legend. And that's Al Bundy. *narrows his eyes* Let's rock...
Twilight Sparkle's interview:
Jeremy Borash was with My Little Pony's Twilight Sparkle in the locker room area. For special occasion, Twilight is wearing her crown and wearing her cutie mark necklace.
Jeremy Borash: Princess Twilight Sparkle, you have a date with destiny as you take on all 79 entries in the 4th annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble. How are your odds.
Twilight Sparkle: Deep down J.B., I'm a little excited, but I'm a little nervous to be exact. I know I handled all 79 contestants in the last Rumble, but this Rumble is totally different because it's gonna be inside Hell In a Cell. I know I should back away from an uncomfortable setting like this, but I'll never back away from anything. This is for my friends down at Ponyville, who told me that nothing should stand in my way, even in a hellish structure. I know what'll happen after the end, but make no doubt about it, I'm gonna come out swinging!
Newcomer wrestlers:
Magnus's interview:
Sierra was at the locker room area with former TNA World Heavyweight Champion Magnus.
Sierra: I'm here with the former paper Champion, Magnus. Magnus, you've been down in the dumps ever since-
Magnus: *cutting her off* Whoa whoa whoa, stop right there. Who are you to call me a paper champion? As far as I'm concerned, I am no paper champion. I'm certain that right now, I should still be your TNA World Heavyweight Champion. That Eric Young just got lucky. He's just got lucky because in days like this, any one can beat any one in a single night. I'm looking to erase that memory of me losing my title belt and go on to win this little Fanfiction Royal Rumble IV. That way, it'll be a stepping stone to me reclaiming my TNA World Heavyweight Champion. And I plan on staying that way.
Eric Young's interview:
Spectra Vondergeist was floating right beside the now current TNA World Heavyweight Champion Eric Young at the interview area.
Spectra Vondergeist: "Showtime" Eric Young, tonight's the night. How will things turn out for you in your first Fanfiction Royal Rumble?
Eric Young: I'm afraid I don't have an answer to that question. If you must know, I'm certain this night may not turn out for me after all, considering it's held inside a Hell In a Cell. Maybe after this, I won't be 100% after the night is over. Just because I'm saying that doesn't mean it's true. You see, I'm a fighting champion. It took me an entire decade to finally make it to the holy grail. They ridiculed me because I wouldn't make it in this business. But I proved them wrong. I may be some sort of happy-go-lucky champion that you see on the TV, but that doesn't mean that I am determined. I'm determined to win this Fanfiction Royal Rumble, and I am determined to win this war, no doubt about it. As for this interview, that's all I gotta say.
Ethan Carter III's interview:
Sierra was standing before Dixie Carter's nephew Ethan Carter III outside the locker room area.
Sierra: EC3, any ideas you like to share with us concerning how well you'll fare in the Rumble?
Ethan Carter III: If you must know Sierra, I'll fare just fine. After all, I've been training with Rockstar Spud day and night for this event, and it's finally here. Sierra, you're talking to a man who nearly ended Kurt Angle's career and has an undefeated record of hundred-something and zero. Even if I don't actually win this, I've actually got a little back-up plan. I've got Aunt Dixie with me, and no matter what happens, I'll walk away a winner. That's why and I'm a Carter, and like it or not, the world's gonna need me.
Batista's interview:
Spectra Vondergeist was standing next to "The Animal" Batista at the interview area.
Spectra Vondergeist: Batista, tonight's your first time competing in the 4th annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble. Any thoughts of some kind?
Batista: Yeah, I have thoughts. This little Fanfiction Royal Rumble they're putting on is nothing but a waste of time. Right now, I should be kicking back at a condo in Los Angeles with the WWE World Heavyweight Champion around my waist. Do I have it? No. That little goatface Daniel Bryan stole my spotlight at WrestleMania XXX. And what's worse than that, those little puppy dogs named The Shield thinks they run this place. I know I shouldn't be here in the first place, but I think it's an excellent time to put the Shield back in their place and back into the puppy mill where they should've belonged way too long ago. They're not gonna just step inside Hell In a Cell with just a big dog, they're gonna step inside Hell In a Cell with an Animal. And when you do step inside with the Animal, bad things happen. So deal with it.
Razor Ramon's interview:
Sierra was standing next to 'The Bad Guy' and current WWE Hall of Famer, Razor Ramon, down at the locker room area. (Apparently, this is 90's Razor Ramon, way before he went by Scott Hall in WCW.)
Sierra: Razor Ramon, you have your hands full here tonight. Any thoughts?
Razor Ramon: You know darn well I have, Chica. *to the camera* Take a look at oozing machismo of the Bad Guy. You know you want some of Razor, but you don't want to. You wanna know why it ain't worth it to get a piece of the bad guy? Because once you step in the ring with Razor Ramon, there's a good chance is that the Razor is gonna carve you up.
And then, he ended his interview with a flick of his signature toothpick.
Newcomer non-wrestlers:
Flash Sentry's interview:
Jeremy Borash was at the interview area standing beside Flash Sentry of "My Little Pony" fame. (We're talking about Flash Sentry in Equestria Girls form)
Jeremy Borash: Flash Sentry, it's judgment day in the 4th Annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble. How pumped are you to be in this match?
Flash Sentry: I gotta say, J.B., it's an honor to finally compete in a setting like this. I'm not scared of anything that comes in my way, especially if I'm trapped in a cell with 79 other guys. However, I'm a bit scared on behalf that someone like Twilight Sparkle would be in there, especially if where the last two standing in the ring. No matter what happens, I'm gonna give it all I got! Just you wait and see!
Heath Burns and Abbey Bominable's interview:
Renee Young was with Monster High couple Heath Burns and Abbey Bominable around the locker room area.
Renee Young: Heath and Abbey, how are you feeling walking into Hell In a Cell with 78 people gunning for you?
Heath Burns: Oh, it won't be a problem. After all, we're monsters. I'm fire and my babe is nothing but 100% ice. We know no fear, especially if we're trapped like rats in a cage! *starts to cringe* Although, I will admit that being trapped in that cell is pretty scary if you ask me...
Abbey Bominable: *to Renee* No need to worry for Heath. We got this in bag. You bring Deadman, Angry Game Nerd, Pet Rock, anyone you think of and we'll take them down like baby yaks. In village, we learn two things: Survive and fight. With Heath on Abbey's side, we will survive Fanfiction Royal Rumble and fight to end. Because me and Heath take care of business and work overtime. Work out.
Renee Young: *lends his hand to her* Thanks for your thoughts.
Abbey Bominable: *shakes her hand* It is no problem.
However, when Abbey ended up giving Renee a handshake, this left the interviewer's hand freezing into a block of ice! Renee reacted and screamed in freezing pain.
Renee Young: *screaming* YAAAH, MOTHER OF GOD!
Heath Burns: *chuckling to Renee* Don't worry, it'll wear off.
Sam's interview:
Jeremy Borash was standing beside Total Drama's resident gamer Sam from the interview area.
Jeremy Borash: Sam, this is your first time competing in the Fanfiction Royal Rumble. What must be going through your mind?
Sam: *looking nervous* Well, JB... I got a lot on my mind. I mean we have 79 contestants, plus me by the way, and two rings surrounded by one cell. *now feeling ecstatic* I like it to be exact! This is almost like a video game coming to life! Sure I may only get like one life in the Rumble, but I'm gonna use it to get through all 79 contestants and take one step closer to victory! I'm gonna dedicate this match to Dakota, who's sitting at home watching me tear the living crap out of anyone who gets in my way! *to the camera* Dakota, if you're watching this, I LOVE YOU!
Hunter Huntsman's interview:
Sierra, who had to fill in for Renee Young because of that little handshake incident, was at the locker room area with Hunter Huntsman of "Ever After High".
Sierra: Hunter Huntsman, you got any comments heading into this event? You look pretty nervous.
Hunter Huntsman: I am a little bit nervous to be exact. Obviously because my secret girlfriend Ashlynn is in the Rumble as well. Apparently, I hate to see her all alone with men like Brock Lesnar, Bray Wyatt and Abyss terrorizing her every chance they'll get. That's why she needs a protector in me to see that me and her becomes the last two people in the Rumble. I may not like it, but if it does come down to me and Ashlynn, I want to tell her that we have a good fight and there's nothing personal between us. *to Sierra* What's the prize of this, anyway? Cause I might want it.
Sierra: I wouldn't know to be quite sure, I didn't start this rumble...
Sunset Shimmer's interview:
Jeremy Borash was at the interview area with "My Little Pony" antagonist Sunset Shimmer, who was cracking her knuckles.
Jeremy Borash: Sunset Shimmer, there's bound to be a playing field all across the 4th annual Fanfiction Royal Rumble. How will the odds affect you?
Sunset Shimmer: Odds? You really wanna know something about odds? You sound like I don't even like these odds, considering this is gonna take place in a Hell In a Cell. I'll let you in on a little secret. Those 79 misfits that I'm competing against don't like their odds against me! You wanna know why? Because I tend to be dangerous! I tend to be deadly! I even intend on winning this competition. I don't care if you send Twilight Sparkle or any of his lame friends after me. I'm only here for victory, and no one, especially no one, is gonna stop me from winning!
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Well, that's all for the interviews. Anyway, next up will be the actual pre-show itself! That's right, next chapter will be all about the numbers! Expect that soon enough! Until then, cheers.
*does an air toast and drinks*