Disclaimer-If I owned -Man,there would be lots of yaoi and craziness.

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Kanda-Che.
Timcampy-Pickles!
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It was as normal a day you could get in the Black 't trying to kill anyone,no Komuirins were running amok,and Levirriver had realized he was a pathetic excuse for a human and killed a certain someone,named Allen Walker,the shortest exorcist besides Timothy,was was wandering around not paying any attention to where he was going and quite literally walked right in to Lavi.

"Hey,Moyashi-chan!What's up?"

"Oh,hey Lavi,"Allen replied vacantly,after a moments pause."I'm just....thinking."

Lavi was a bit...alarmed,to say the least,for he had never seen Allen this vacant.

"Um...okay,what are you thinking about",he asked worridly.

"It's really important, may be the most important thing ever."

"What,what is it?!?!"

"I was wondering....who excatly the Earls' parents are."

Lavi sweatdropped,but then started thinking they knew who the Earls' parents were,it could give them an grabbed Allens' arm and declared",I don't personally know the answer to that,but I will never rest until I find out!"

Then,he set off down the hall,dragging Allen with duo found Lenalee and asked her,but she didn't was curious,though,so the trio set off to find people that went through the entire HQ,but nobody knew ,Lavi and the others plonked down in the canteen,where a certain samuri was eating soba.

"Aw man!We are NEVER gonna find out who the Earls' mommy and daddy are,"wailed Lavi comically.

" For a Bookmans' apprentice your awfully stupid,baka,it's obvious who his parents are,because of how happy and fat he is and the fact that he flies on an umbrella.,"Kanda said.

"Oh,like you know who his parents' are,BaKanda?,"said Allen.

"Yeah,I do,Baka Moyashi."

Lenalee sensed an arguement arising,and quickly interuppted.

"Who?"

Kanda stood up,cleaned up his tray,and turned to before he exited the canteen,he turned around and answered her.

"Santa Claus and Mary Poppins."


Me-Wow...I failed that muse for this just died at the end.I need more pixie stix.....R&R!