Warning this is a major crack fic is not to be taken seriously. Please no flaming flames are meant for Mustang. This was made by four teenage girls high on Pocky. And there is Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo bashing. SO PLEASE NO FLAMING!!!!!!! Now that that is out of the way on to the disclaimer.
Theflamefangirl does not in any way shape or form own fma, Panasonic, American Idol, Bleach, Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo, and Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Wow that is the longest disclaimer I have ever done.
OH PLEASE READ: if you are one of the people reading my other fic Roy's Past do not fear that story is, I repeat, IS still alive I am just a very lazy procrastinator. I have about four pages typed up right now and it should be up soon.
Now on with the story!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a black Panasonic TV and then Ed turned on the TV to watch American Idol. And then the TV broke and Ed threw a tantrum. Then Roy Mustang walked in and called him short. Then Ed used Alchemy to transmute his pants into a miniskirt. Then Ed changed his shirt to a tanktop. Then Mustang made burnt shrimp. Then Ed was taken to the hospital. Then the Fuhrer walked in and brought him to a private. Who serverly questioned said questione about said transmute(s). then Ed died from servere third degree burns. Then they all went to his funeral. Mustang was so stricken with his own grief, he used a Philosphers Stone and revived Ed. Ed died again when he fell out a window. Then a captain of the 13 court squads came and sent Ed to the souls society. And out of nowhere, someone finds a TV and turns it on to Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo Bo. And started cussing out the show because it was so stupid. So he turned the channel to Sabrina the Teenage Witch. Then Mustang broke the TV (again).
The end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We were at a friends b-day and started to play that game where you one person starts out the story and go around in a circle with each person adding something to the story. ^.^