Katie: Lets see now, everything is set! The only thing we need is guests! Right(*Snaps* all the
chaecters from Gundam Wing appear, including Relena.) DAMN IT! SHE WASNT SUPPOSED
TO COME! Oh well, she can be the entertainment! (refering, of course to Relena) How is
everyone- Hey wait! Ryoko, Aeka, Tenchi! What are you guys doing here? This party was just
supposed to be for the Gundam Wing charecters, your guy's party is later!
Ryoko: Oh! It is? Well I sensed your telepathic waves bringin' em all to a perty. Well I figured
it'd be a perfect time for Tenchi and I to have a little fun with out any interuptions (she glares at
Aeka) But then as i was about to teleport she grabbed me, and I ended up bringing her too!
Aeka: Well I couldnt very well let you take away Lord Tenc...(*BOOOM!)
Tenchi: (sounding very unemotional) Aeka. oh no. You have spontaniously combusted. darn.
Loa: NO! It was I, the Great Twin of Katie, Loa! Who blew that foul excuse for a Ryoko-rival
up!
Ryoko: I couldve done that, but I thought you would be upset Tenchi.
Tenchi: I only kept her around cuz she was rich, and I hoped after becoming Prince of Jurai, I
could rule the universe.
Katie: Sorry Tenchi that position is filled by Me and My Twin here. Loa do sit down! Theres an
open seat on the opposite side of Heero ( FYI im on one side and relena is on the other)
Relena: No there isn't! Im sitting here! (Katie pulls out Relena's chair out from underneath her,
and kicks her away. Then offers the seat to Loa)
Quatre: Now that wasnt nice. If this is a party, then we should all... which reminds me, why are
we havin this party?
Katie: Simple! I needed a plot for my fanfic!
Wufei: You insult the men in this room with that crappy reason! You are a disgrace for even an
Onna!
Katie: Omea o korosu!
Heero: Hey thats my line! Omea o korosu!
Katie: Fine anything for my sweet, loveable Heero!
Heero: Omea o korosu.
Loa: Thats not nice.
Katie: Yeah, why would you wanna kill me?
Duo: Hey! Get your hands off ladies! Heero's mine!
Hilde: DUO!
Duo: Uhhhh... Did I say that out loud?
Katie: No, I just magnified what u were thinkin so we could all hear the intelligent things goin
on in there!
Trowa: Hmmm... this could prove some what interesting.
Wufei: You braided Baka! I dont want to sit by this flamer! THIS IS AN INJUSTICE!!!!
Loa:Yeah we know, everything is an injustice. Well, Ill show you injustice!(Loa disapears.)
Quatre: Now Now! Lets all be nice! Its Duos decision!
Tenchi: Hmmmm...Ryoko, you wanna go some place and be ALONE. These gay auras im
sensing is gettin to me.
Ryoko: Yeah! Lets get it on! (Ryoko and Tenchi Disapear)
Katie: Great all my guest are leavin!
Relena: (lying in a lump on the floor) Heero you wanna go some place and be alone too?
(Loa just reappeared)
Loa Katie and Heero: NOOOOO!! Omea o korosu!!!!!!!!!
Loa and Katie: Let us take care of this! Now Princess its time for a waltz! (we begin blating the
place where her feet are, makin her jump)
Me Love Tea: Hmmmm... so this is where that inter-fic tunnel leads!
Relena: You GUUYYYYYSSS!!!!!HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPP!
HEEEEERRRRRRROOOO!!!
Me Love Tea: OOOOHH! This looks FUN! ( she pulls chairs up and everyone is arranged like an
audience)
Group: (chants) KILL HER! KILL HER!
Quatre: COME ON YOU GUYS! NONONO dont kill her! ( Groups huddles and whispers)
Group: Break! Ohhhh Quatre you such a bad ass!
Quatre: Yeah Babay, I know, true true
Group: TORTURE TORTURE TORTURE-(this keeps up)
Katie: Well Loa shall we do as they ask!
Loa: Yes giving into peer pressure never leads ya wrong!
( Relena is in the middle of a green field suddenly she looks up and gasps)
Relena: Theres a baby in that sun! That could only mean one thing! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
LaLa: Lala sees new friend!
Teletubbies: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! Lets "greet" our new friend"! (Teletubbies drag a
screaming Relena away)
Katie: (Smiles - everyone is now watching the TV where the Teletubbies and Relena just were,
then blows up the TV) Well that took care of that! Relena will no torture for a good year or so
before they finally finish her off.
Loa: Relena will be our example that no one escapes the wrath of the TWINS!
Katie and Loa: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Trowa: But! But! Those poor teletubbies are stuck with Relena! (Group Sweatdrops)
Quatre: WHY CANT WE WATCH HER BEING TORTURED!
WWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa: Now Now Quatre! I have a solution.
Quatre: Yeah? What?
Trowa: How about we kill Wufei? Will that make you feel better?
Quatre(Nods through tears) yyyyyyeeeeeeeeesssssss.....( he picks up his violen and uses the bow
to stab wufei in the eye)
Wufei: You stupid BAKA! This is injustice and disgraceful I....
Loa: OH! Dont kill him yet i have to give him a present!
Wufei: HUH?
What is this mysterious present Loa has for Wufei? What will Quatre and Trowa do to sufice
their blood-lust? And What of Heero who hasnt spoken for quite a while? And why the hell has
Heero not yet gotten his personality? Wait for my sequal!
chaecters from Gundam Wing appear, including Relena.) DAMN IT! SHE WASNT SUPPOSED
TO COME! Oh well, she can be the entertainment! (refering, of course to Relena) How is
everyone- Hey wait! Ryoko, Aeka, Tenchi! What are you guys doing here? This party was just
supposed to be for the Gundam Wing charecters, your guy's party is later!
Ryoko: Oh! It is? Well I sensed your telepathic waves bringin' em all to a perty. Well I figured
it'd be a perfect time for Tenchi and I to have a little fun with out any interuptions (she glares at
Aeka) But then as i was about to teleport she grabbed me, and I ended up bringing her too!
Aeka: Well I couldnt very well let you take away Lord Tenc...(*BOOOM!)
Tenchi: (sounding very unemotional) Aeka. oh no. You have spontaniously combusted. darn.
Loa: NO! It was I, the Great Twin of Katie, Loa! Who blew that foul excuse for a Ryoko-rival
up!
Ryoko: I couldve done that, but I thought you would be upset Tenchi.
Tenchi: I only kept her around cuz she was rich, and I hoped after becoming Prince of Jurai, I
could rule the universe.
Katie: Sorry Tenchi that position is filled by Me and My Twin here. Loa do sit down! Theres an
open seat on the opposite side of Heero ( FYI im on one side and relena is on the other)
Relena: No there isn't! Im sitting here! (Katie pulls out Relena's chair out from underneath her,
and kicks her away. Then offers the seat to Loa)
Quatre: Now that wasnt nice. If this is a party, then we should all... which reminds me, why are
we havin this party?
Katie: Simple! I needed a plot for my fanfic!
Wufei: You insult the men in this room with that crappy reason! You are a disgrace for even an
Onna!
Katie: Omea o korosu!
Heero: Hey thats my line! Omea o korosu!
Katie: Fine anything for my sweet, loveable Heero!
Heero: Omea o korosu.
Loa: Thats not nice.
Katie: Yeah, why would you wanna kill me?
Duo: Hey! Get your hands off ladies! Heero's mine!
Hilde: DUO!
Duo: Uhhhh... Did I say that out loud?
Katie: No, I just magnified what u were thinkin so we could all hear the intelligent things goin
on in there!
Trowa: Hmmm... this could prove some what interesting.
Wufei: You braided Baka! I dont want to sit by this flamer! THIS IS AN INJUSTICE!!!!
Loa:Yeah we know, everything is an injustice. Well, Ill show you injustice!(Loa disapears.)
Quatre: Now Now! Lets all be nice! Its Duos decision!
Tenchi: Hmmmm...Ryoko, you wanna go some place and be ALONE. These gay auras im
sensing is gettin to me.
Ryoko: Yeah! Lets get it on! (Ryoko and Tenchi Disapear)
Katie: Great all my guest are leavin!
Relena: (lying in a lump on the floor) Heero you wanna go some place and be alone too?
(Loa just reappeared)
Loa Katie and Heero: NOOOOO!! Omea o korosu!!!!!!!!!
Loa and Katie: Let us take care of this! Now Princess its time for a waltz! (we begin blating the
place where her feet are, makin her jump)
Me Love Tea: Hmmmm... so this is where that inter-fic tunnel leads!
Relena: You GUUYYYYYSSS!!!!!HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPP!
HEEEEERRRRRRROOOO!!!
Me Love Tea: OOOOHH! This looks FUN! ( she pulls chairs up and everyone is arranged like an
audience)
Group: (chants) KILL HER! KILL HER!
Quatre: COME ON YOU GUYS! NONONO dont kill her! ( Groups huddles and whispers)
Group: Break! Ohhhh Quatre you such a bad ass!
Quatre: Yeah Babay, I know, true true
Group: TORTURE TORTURE TORTURE-(this keeps up)
Katie: Well Loa shall we do as they ask!
Loa: Yes giving into peer pressure never leads ya wrong!
( Relena is in the middle of a green field suddenly she looks up and gasps)
Relena: Theres a baby in that sun! That could only mean one thing! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
LaLa: Lala sees new friend!
Teletubbies: OOOOOOOOOOHHHHH! Lets "greet" our new friend"! (Teletubbies drag a
screaming Relena away)
Katie: (Smiles - everyone is now watching the TV where the Teletubbies and Relena just were,
then blows up the TV) Well that took care of that! Relena will no torture for a good year or so
before they finally finish her off.
Loa: Relena will be our example that no one escapes the wrath of the TWINS!
Katie and Loa: MWAHAHAHAHA!
Trowa: But! But! Those poor teletubbies are stuck with Relena! (Group Sweatdrops)
Quatre: WHY CANT WE WATCH HER BEING TORTURED!
WWWWWWHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!
Trowa: Now Now Quatre! I have a solution.
Quatre: Yeah? What?
Trowa: How about we kill Wufei? Will that make you feel better?
Quatre(Nods through tears) yyyyyyeeeeeeeeesssssss.....( he picks up his violen and uses the bow
to stab wufei in the eye)
Wufei: You stupid BAKA! This is injustice and disgraceful I....
Loa: OH! Dont kill him yet i have to give him a present!
Wufei: HUH?
What is this mysterious present Loa has for Wufei? What will Quatre and Trowa do to sufice
their blood-lust? And What of Heero who hasnt spoken for quite a while? And why the hell has
Heero not yet gotten his personality? Wait for my sequal!