Heartbreaker Miroku, an inuyasha fanfic

Disclaimer: I do not own rights to Inuyasha, nor do I won those cuddle little inu ears which I would just love to feel and pet! Aw…

This is my first songfic and it's to the artist Hoku and the some is "Another Dumb Blond"

Heartbreaker Miroku

Miroku was in a town, looking for trouble, meaning he was scouting for girls. That's when he saw me. I could tell he was impressed by me, as he started to walk over. He was quite handsome, even though he was a monk, and he finally reached me and told me the words I had hoped to hear.

"Will you do me the honor of bearing my child?"

I was about to answer as he was dragged away by another woman.

I think that it's time that I should just let you go

So I'll tell it to your face instead of tell it to you on the phone

You see I thought that you were special baby something unique

But lately I have come to find

That you're not really interested in my heart or mind

I looked at how he acted around the woman who he had been pulled along with and he looked happy enough. He even reached his hand back to show her how much he cared for her. I had wanted that from him, me, being a lonely widow in this lonely town. I wouldn't have hit him across the face, but he smiles at the other woman, anyway…

Chorus:

That's alright

That's OK

You never loved me anyway

And I think that it's time for you to just move on

That's alright

That's OK

I bet you never thought you'd hear me say

That I think it's time for you to find another dumb blonde

Cause it's not me, no no

Oh no

They, the man and his friends, were still in town later, as another woman told me, and I ran to where they were. There were so many other girls around at the time, and that's when I saw it. My heart fell as he grabbed the hand of another woman and asked her the same thing he had asked me. He was then hit again and the woman from before was dragging him away.

Last night I went to a party hoping I'd see you there

And sure enough you were hanging on some other girl playing with her hair

And I overheard you telling her the very same thing you said to me the night before

Hook, Line and Sinker

You were walking with her out the door

You are a monk and I am but a humble widow, and now I see that we cannot be together. I return to my home and cry. All you want is someone to be with, but you wont be with just one woman. You would probably never expect someone who wanted to say yes, but then again, it's your loss. I'll forget you, even as you are walking away out of town.

You want just a little trophy hanging on your arm so all your friends will see

You got it going on

But I see what you are so clearly

And baby baby that's not alright with me

Miroku was nursing a sore cheek as they exited the town. Then, he felt a nudge on his elbow.

"So, monk, did you get an answer from any of those women you tried to "propose" to?"

"Ah, unfortunately, no. The first one I asked was the best looking, but I don't think Sango approved."

"What! Why would I care what you do?"

Miroku smiled. No matter how many girls he went after, he always like Sango the best.

That's alright

That's OK

You never loved me anyway

And I think that it's time for you to just move on

That's alright

That's OK

I bet you never thought you'd hear me say

That I think it's time for you to find another dumb blonde

Cause it's not me, no no

Oh no

That's alright

That's OK

I never loved you anyway

That's alright

That's OK

You never loved me anyway

You never loved me

But it's alright

It's alright

Go ahead and find what you need