Jo Polniaczek thought she had it going pretty good. Until her mom got off work early to spend some quality time with her daughter. She expected to walk into her daughters room and find her doing homework or working on a part to her motorcycle.
Jo was fascinated by this creature she had just met a few weeks ago.
She had broken up with Eddie for this person. The most beautiful girl she'd ever seen.
Jo and Eddie remained close friends even when joined the Navy. But he knew she wasn't attracted to him at all. She had explained to him that she went with him to cover up her feelings for girls. She knew if her mother ever found out how ashamed and dissapointed she'd be. One thing Jo couldn't bare to see was her mom upset with her actions. But when she saw Jess she couldn't resist the attraction it was so strong. It almost scared Jo but when she and Jess first kissed the fear melted and instead was replaced by a warm feeling they had both never felt before. They had finally got the guts to go farther than kissing. The two were in Jo's room after having skipped school for the day.
They skipped so that they would have enough time to 'do it' and be done before Jo's mom got home. Since Jess' folks lived uptown and her mom stayed at home.
" I love you Jo, are you sure you wa....'' Jess was cut off by Jo's hot mouth on hers. No further discussion was needed. The couple tumbled to the bed and Jo landed on top.
" Oh, Jo!'' Jess moaned between kisses.
And thats when Jo's mom walked in to see her daughter with her hands up another girls shirt.
While kissing excitedly. Rose almost couldn't speak then the anger came. "Joanna Elizabeth Polniaczek! What the hell are you two doing!?''
Jo immediately stood at attention with a look of 'I'm caught' and guilt on her face. While Jess buttoned her sweater back up and quickly stood taking Jo's hand in hers.
" Mom it's ah, not what you think she was layin' on the bed and I tripped over her shoes.'' Jo said making what would've been a plausible excuse. Had her friends shirt not been unbuttoned half way and the two lip locked for a five minutes before noticing someone else in the room.
" Oh, really I don't think so. You! Rose pointed her index finger at Jess. Who are you?''
" Ma this is my lab partner Jess.'' Jo introduced.
" Nice to meet you ma'am, I'm gonna be late for work I'd better go.'' Jess said quickly excusing herself and attempting to run from the small bedroom.
Rose quickly grabbed her by the arm and made her sit on the bed. '' Whoa, wait a minute both of you. You are in serious trouble missy, she said to Jo, And you I'm calling your parents.''
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4 months later.
Eastland School for Girls.
Peekskill,New York.
Blair Warner made her annual entrance into the School lounge/Cafeteria.
" Hello Everyone, The her eyes found her two friends. Natalie! Tootie! How Are YOU.'' She exclaimed happily the three girls exchanging hugs and greetings gossipping about their summer away from school.
" Oh, My...GIRLS!''
" Misses Garrett!''
More hugs and chatter.
Then a loud rumbling sound was heard by everyone in the cafeteria.
" What on earth is that sound?'' Mrs. Garett asked aloud.
" It sounds like an army storming the enemy.'' Blair stated just as baffled by the sound as all the other girls.
" No, Blair it's just a motorcycle. Tootie stated looking out the front windows and into the garden.
" Oh, Dear! My Begonias.'' Mrs. Garett said half heartedly.
'' One of the Langley boys is in the wrong place again.'' Natalie said. " Atleast he's cute, like a little lost puppy.''
Meanwhile Outside.
" I can't believe mom sent me to an all girls school so I wouldn't get involved with anyone else.'' Jo said to herself thinking of how redundant of an action that was. " What was she thinkin'?'' Jo asked no one. She grabbed her bags and made her towards the entrance of the school. She stood at the door taking a deep breath giving herself a mental pep talk. " I will not be gay again,besides I bet that all these girls here are bred for one purpose, more breeding.'' With that thought in mind Jo walked into the school.
Two words entered Jo's mind 'rich people' she thought rolling her eyes.
" Who are you?'' Tootie asked.
" Who cares Tootie, he's cuter upclose. High nice to touch you I'm Natalie, I mean nice to meet you. ''
" You're in the wrong place Boys School is two miles west that's that way.'' Blair instructed sarcastically.
" Boy's school you gotta be kiddin'. '' Jo said laughing to herself as she removed he helmet.
" You must be the new student nice to meet you I'm Misses Garett.''
" How'd ya know.''
" Easy I've never seen a motorcycle parked in my flower bed before.'' Mrs Garett replied.
" I'm Tootie.''
" Hey.''
" We already met I'm Natalie.''
'' I can't believe you thought she was boy.'' Blair said in Nat's ear.
" You can't believe it I was gonna ask him to the homecoming dance.'' Natalie responded.
'' Ehemm, Blair don't you want to introduce yourself.''
" Hello I'm Blair Warner.''
" Charmed I'm Gloria Vanderbelt.'' She said shaking the snobby girls hand. '' Oh, I got ya' hand dirty ya' might wanna get that steam cleaned.''
" Girls don't you want to see who you're going to be rooming with?'' Mrs. Garett intercepted.
" Yes who are we getting Misses Garett?'' Blair asked.
" Well why don't you go look they're on the board.''' The older woman replied.
All the girls rushed to the bulletin board to see their room assignments.
" I got Vivian Kingston.'' Natalie said.
" I can't even pronounce the one they put me with. Joanna P-ol-neeah-zek. I'm gonna need an interpreter just to pronounce her name.'' Blair said to the other girls.
" It's P-oll-na-check, and I got your interpreter right here, Nobody jokes about my name.'' Jo defended shaking her fist at the stuck up blonde.
" Natalie why don't you show Jo a better place to park her bike.''
" Why don't I park it on Blairs face.'' Jo said as she made her way around the corner and out the door again.
" Isn't she a breath of fresh air.'' Natalie stated sarcastically following Jo out the door.
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Later that evening.
Jo was setting in her dorm reading Motorcycle digest.
Enter Blair who promtply waltzed into the room.
"Oh, Jo?'' The Blonde sing songed in sicky sweet tone.
No response.
" Hey! mister Goodwrench I'm talking to you.''
" No you were talkin' to mista goodwrench, Jo retorted. What is it?''
'' I did some reading up on you, and I found out that you had some special skills.''
" Yeah, well then I guess ya' found out I DONT HELP SNOBS. Jo pronounced slow and loud
asthough she were talking to a small child. What're ya doin' snoopin' around my records anyway?
If ya' wanted to know somethin' about me why not just ask, not that I'd tell ya but...''' Jo trailed.
" Exactly I needed to make sure you'd help me, So I got some insurance.''
Fear hit the pit of Jo's stomach and shot straight up to her throat. '' What could YOU possibly have on me.''
'' Oh, Not much on you but how about Brent Markus Age : 21 Sex M Brown Eyes Brown Hair 5'6'' Tall he sounds dreamy. But sadly it's just ugly old you.'' Blair snuffed as she read the fake I.D.
Jo almost sighed in relief it was just an old Fake I.D. She'd made when she was still able to pass as a guy before the staggering effects of puberty made it almost impossible without binding her chest with an ace bandage. Still it was easier to do that sometimes than to turn guys down all night long when all wanted to do was have a beer. " Alright ya' got me Warner but what do you want from me that you'd need 'insurance' to cover?''
" Easy theres a party at the Chug-A-Lugg and there'll be cute college boys there.''
" So?''
" So...Blair whined. I need a fake I.D. and since no one else at this school is...thuggish enough to know how to make one I want you to make me one..'' The blonde trailed off.
'' And?" Jo questioned further sensing the requests were not over yet.
" And I need you to go with me because.''
" Because ya' don't know what to do when they pick up on ya' it's easy do the whole blue blooded breeder thing, Don't sweat you'll be poppin' out heirs in no time I'm sure they can put a bag over ya' head and make it through.'' Jo smarted.
" No, You barbarian A LADY does not go to a bar alone, and since no men go to this school you'll have to do.'' Blair implied.
" Alright ya heiness I'll go with you, but only because I'm bored as hell sittin' around this place. I need ta' crack some skulls.'' The brunette stated cracking her knuckles.
" You're such a simple life form.''
" Yeah well atleast I know how to make a fire with sticks, you only know how ta' do pluck money off'em.'' Jo responded with fire in her eyes. Why did this woman pick on her constantly it was starting to get under her skin and she could use a drink or to relax with.
'' Atleast my trees have money and not grease rags. Be ready by eight and wear something better than, Blair waved around Jo's outfit, That.'' She walked out of the room.
'' I'll show her dressed up.'' Jo said with an evil grin.
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Later that evening.
Outside Eastland by Jo's bike.
Blair came around the corner dressed in a pair of designer jeans and a lacey top. That was so white it made her blonde hair seem to glow.
" What! in the world are you wearing Jo?!'' The brunette was dressed in bleached jeans, plaid button down shirt, with a white shirt underneath and had chopped of her pony tale.
" Clothes princess, unlike you I don't shop at Barbies 'r' us.''
Jo grinned. " Oh, I'll just say you're my youger brother if any guys try to pick me up. I don't want them to think I'm taken.'' Blair explained in sarcasm.
"Yeah, well I'll just tell'em you're my pet dog.'' Jo responded.
" I'm going to go to my clothes storage locker of new designer dresses downstairs. I'll be ready by..''
" By the time the new Ice Age rolls around I know.'' Jo sighed as Blair left the room. Jo then got off her bed and opened up her storage chest. She pulled out a white button down shirt and a black tie.
*****
Later that evening after the dinner crowd had receded and Mrs. Garett had gone to bed. Blair snuck through the kitchen and out of the building. She snuck up to Jo's Bike but no Jo.
" Jo? Blair whispered loudly. Where are you Jo?''
Just then Jo tapped the blond on the shoulder nearly scaring her to death. Much to Jo's amusement.
" I'm so glad you think that my almost having a heartattack is so funny.'' Blair huffed then she turned around completely and saw Jo standing there in a leather jacket, white shirt,black tie and bleached jeans with holes in the knees. Casual definately but still dressy for maybe a college student.
Blair didn't say anything at first but Jo looked really good for Jo that was. '' Well it's nice to see even grease monkeys can clean up now and then.''
" Thanks, same for you gorillas I see.'' Jo teased taking in the sight of the spoiled blonde in a gypsy style skirt and white short sleeved blouse and just enough makeup. Then climbed on the bike and the two of them sped off in the night.
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The Chug-a-lug Bar and Grill
About twenty minutes later the girls arrive at Blair's destination. Jo parked her bike in the parking lot. Jo quickly hopped off the bike and helped Blair off. Jo had to laugh when Blair stumbled when she stood up. The blondes legs were wobbly from the vibration of the bike.
"Oh, Jo said stopping Blair from going any farther. I almost forgot, The dark haired girl reached into the back pocket of her jeans and pulled out her wallet. Opened up the aged leather and pulled out the I.D. for Blair. Here, don't say I neva gave ya' anything.''
" Right like I'd tell anyone if you did.'' Blair shot back.
As they aproached the door Blair paused as if she were waiting for something.
Jo rolled her eyes. '' What now princess ya' afraid a doorknobs or somethin'?''
" No but a Warner never opens a door we walk through an entrance.'' The blonde heiress stated.
" What do I look like ya' chaeuffer?'' Jo smart mouthed.
" Well you did just drive us here on that scrap heap.'' Blair shot back.
" Hey! that's a '65 Kawasaki it's gonna be a classic someday.''
" Yeah, Blair snorted, When cars fly on recycled garbage I'm sure it'll be priceless. Now open the door like a good gentleman.''
" Whateva, here she comes Miss America.'' Jo got in before they entered.
Jo flashed her I.D. at the bouncer and then waited for Blair to do the same. Then the two girls marched up to the bar and Jo odered.
" Two Brews.''
" Only one brew I'll have a beer.'' Blair corrected getting an odd look from the bartender.
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Back at Eastland.
Mrs. Garett recieved a phone call from the dean's office saying that a hall monitor saw Blair and Jo leave the building right before curfew but they never came back.
" Yes, Oh really, I see...no I haven't seen them. But trust me you'll know when I do.'' Mrs. Garrett hung up the phone and shook her fist in the air. " Those girrls are gonna kill me.''
Just then Tootie and Natalie walked into the kitchen in their robes and pajama's.
" Oh, good misses Garrett you're up. Nat and I can't sleep we were hoping for some of your hot milk with the cinnamon in it to make us sleepy.'' Tootie explained.
" Girls I'll get you the milk with one condition, have you seen Blair and Jo?'' The older woman asked desperately.
" No Misses G we haven't but Blair was all hung up about meeting some college guy at club called the 'Ching-A-Ling?...''
" No, it was the 'Chubby-Hubby'.'' Tootie corrected Natalie.
" You mean they went to the Chug-A-Lug, Oh my. I've gotta go girls.''
" Well hang on Misses G we're comin' too.''
All three girls rushed out of the building.