Dozen Egg Omelet of Doom
It's just this oneshot idea I had, enjoy.
Warning: Dude like all my stories this has slash, k?
Disclaimer: Not mine
Muse's note: I Leeann, support this fic.
PJV: See it didn't kill you.
Leeann: Yeah whatever, on with the story.
PJV: Hey that's my line!
"Hey, Lyss could you run to the store for me and get me a dozen eggs?" Elizabeth Yone, Alyssa Caranoto's girlfriend asked.
"No problem Lizzie."
At the grocery store
At the store, Alyssa ran into Ryan Wolfe talking to a cute guy. "Hey Ryan, don't tell me you're cheating on Eric." She said.
"No. Alyssa this is Greg Sanders. Greg, this is Alyssa Caranoto."
"Nice to meet you." Alyssa said.
Greg grinned. "Same here, I always like to meet a pretty girl."
"Dude, you might wanna save your' flirting for a girl who's not gay."
"No no, no, no fair lady, not flirting, complementing."
"Which for Greg is the same as flirting." Ryan interjected.
"Whatever. Anyways, Ry why are you here?"
"Eric needed milk. So Greg, what brings you to Miami?"
"Grissom, Sara, and I are investigating a case."
"And you're at a grocery store because, why?"
Greg shrugged. "He wants cheese."
Alyssa raised an eyebrow. "Cheese? Why? And what kind?"
Greg looked worried. "There are different kinds?"
Alyssa laughed. "Okay, well now I know someone cooks for you."
"Yeah my boyfriend, Nick Stokes."
Ryan gasped. "Oh my god, he's still with you? How sweet."
"What's that supposed to mean?" Greg asked in a threatening tone of voice.
"Oh nothing." the trio proceeded to do their shopping together.
FF-
Ryan was pushing the cart down the aisle when he realized that Alyssa and Greg were gone. "Where the hell did they go?" He was about to go looking for them when a security guard appeared. "Do these two belong to you?"
Ryan sighed "Unfortunately, yes they do."
"Well then take 'em, and watch 'em better next time, they're nothing but trouble." The security guard said.
"What did they do?" Ryan asked.
"Well the young lady," he gestured to Alyssa, "let all of the monkeys out their cages. And the young man, he knocked over the portable shelves."
"It was an accident, Ry, honest." Greg said.
A monkey appeared in the aisle. "Oh no." Alyssa said.
"What's wrong?"
"The monkeys are coming to make me their queen." Alyssa grabbed greg and ran out of the store, leaving ryan to finish the shopping on his own.
FF-
"Hey you know what we could do with this stuff?" Alyssa asked.
"What?" Greg and ryan asked.
"Make an omelet."
End. Thanks for reading, I hope you liked it.