This summer, me Justyn Mullikin, my friends Allen, Chris, Nick, Danny, and Jack Sparrow went white water rafting on the Colorado River in Vail, Colorado.
It was exciting, and dangerous.
"Where is me hat". Jack complained.
"Oh-yeah…Jack…N….Nick accidentally stepped on it and ruined it." I explained.
"Why is me hat always gone". Jack muttered to himself.
"Come on Jack you know we're not suited for that." Nick explained.
"I don't see why we came out here," said Chris.
"We came to find Jack's stolen compass," said Danny.
In truth, Jack was asleep with a smile on his face in Tortuga. Some one stole his compass who wears make up, and that is when we all met Sparrow.
June, 11 2009
"So he want's us to find his stolen compass," asked Danny.
"No you want you to find my compass, because the finding of my compass finds you into finding and or locating and detecting a way to find my little spin and pointy, savvy," said Jack.
Everyone had a questionable look on their faces.
"You gotten that from Pirates of the Caribbean did ya," I asked.
"Sometimes things come back mate," said Jack.
"Clown on the starboard bow," shouted Allen.
"That's the Joker," said Chris.
"I thought that was Heith Ledger," said Jack.
As soon we gotten on soar, the Joker messed around with Sparrow and said,
"Ha-ha-oh-he-ha and I thought my jokes were bad."
"You smell funny," said Jack
"Oh you want to go Black Beard. Oh that's right, I've heard a lot about you, you've always runaway from a fight," said Joker.
Both the Joker and Sparrow a come back:
"Have not."
"Have so and you know it."
Jack thought of another come back:
"Have not Slan and Kalemmeer, I have only embraced the boldessed and nobles of pirate traditions, and in fact that is what we all must do. We must "FIGHT" … to runaway."
"AYE," Allen shouted in my ear.
"Ow," Justyn muttered.
I could still hear the vibrations humming against my ear drum in my head with searing pain, like hammer hit a giant gong about an inch away from me.
Danny noticed something on the Joker's head.
"Is that a cap saying Tortuga on the front?" Danny asked.
"No," said the Joker.
He swipes the cap off his head, and there it was Jack's compass.
"Well…well…well, look at what we got here," said Nick.
The Joker took the compass off his head and threw it in the rapids of the river. I've seen where it landed in the river, so I ran and dove right in the river. Jack smiled with a face filled with relief as all of them knew, accept for the Joker, they knew I was a good swimmer and only one who didn't fall asleep in the tutorials of how to swim out of the rapids.
Jack looked at the Joker with a very serious look on his face (first time all of us had seen that, because we have never seen Jack act so serious in ever).
"Why so serious," asked the Joker, who was frightened by Jacks face, like a deer looking in the headlights of a semi knowing his time is over.
"Throw this cold-hearted yeasty cog beast to the brig," ordered Jack.
"We don't have a brig," said Chris
4 minutes later I came out saying "And that was without a single drop up Sunny D."
I handed the compass to Jack.
So as the story ends, Jack offered us to be official crew men as we venture off to find that is to give us eternal youth and immortality "THE FOUNTAIN OF YOUTH." So Jack and all of us started to sing "Yo-ho-yo-ho a pirate's life for me…. And really bad eggs…. drink up me harties yo-ho."
The End