Vegeta's Song
I don't own any songs. I don't own Vegeta (Not that I'd want to!) and I don't own trunks bulma or Goku. I don't own anything o.k!
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This is pretty stupid so no flames. I am sooooooo bored and I haven't written a fanfic since um............ well anyway I haven't written one in a long time
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Vegeta walked onto the stage and grabbed the mike. He actually looked happy for once. He said "If I can't be immortal than I'll settle for singing instead! This is the part where your supposed to aplaud!"
The audience booed and Vegeta blasted them with one of those yellow ball things. The only people left were the cameraman, Trunks, Goku, and Bulma. Vegeta started singing in an odd impression of Yoda's voice. (I don't own Yoda either) He sang "I'm VEGETA because that's my NAME! I can fly and I can do OTHER things TOO!" Trunks put on ear plugs and walked up to the stage. He said "Father I came back in time to stop you from ruining the future with your horrible voice and you better stop right now or I'll...." At this point Vegeta punched him in the face which sent him flying out the doors of the studio. Goku said "Vegeta, I think your singing the wrong song!"
"What! You don't like my song Kakorot!" said Vegeta. "Oh well, I'll have to go back to that horrible song you told me to sing. But I'll add my own little twist to it."
"Yeah whatever."
"First I need the proper setting. BULMA GET IN HERE!"Vegeta called.
Bulma came rushing in "What is it Vegeta. Why are you so loud Vegeta? Baby Trunks is trying to sleep Vegeta. Please be more quiet Vegeta.......
"Shut up woman!" Vegeta snarled.
He called Trunks in and punched him again and Bulma started crying.
He said "Ah the perfect setting."
Yet again Vegeta started singing in that Yoda voice. "This is the story of a girl. Who cried a river and drowned the whole world. (the studio was actually filling with water from Bulma's tears) She looks so sad and I feel glad." Then Bulma smiled because she likes Vegeta's singing. "I absolutely hate her.....when she smiles!"
After hours of Vegeta bowing he said "This author should make me sing my version of Meet Virginia, it's called Meet Vegeta!!!!!!"
(Don't worry I'm not going to let him sing ever again! Be thankful or next time I'll make Krillin sing.)