Authors note: This account is owned by 2 people, Spidey and Wizard- Theif. Anything with ANY Romantic content is by Spidey and anything with basically action is Wizard- Theif… WHO STEALS HATS! By the way, this authors note is written by Spidey who ironically is afraid of spiders! Wizard-Theif would like to comment that Spidey could not stop me from taking her hat to save her life. That is all! This is typed by Spidey 'cause Wizzie (HAHA A NICKNAME IS BORN) (Wizzie: Don't call me WIZZIE! Slappie slappie! Yes we do have fun writing authors notes!) is very slow at typing and is having fun bossing Spidey around! And "Wizzie" says that with love. Thief says: me thinks that this Authors note should be a tad shorter as it is taking up more of the page than the story is… tune in next for AUTHORS NOTE #2! We are not responsible for loss of brain cells while reading! Phillip was "Borrowed" ok? So says Wizard-Theif. Ugh, after much debate (of 5 seconds) Wizzie's new Nickname is WT. Please, in a review, Tell us which one you like better! Ok, we are actually done… till next chapter that is…

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the many idiots in this story (not everyone and no offense!)

One faithful day Timmy was… was doing his homework(!)(Wait a moment, he was playing his new video game on his computer… that's better….). Wanda was on her, as Cosmo describes it, "Choco-palooza" phase in her corner of the fishbowl, that is if a fishbowl has corners…. Hmmm… anyways on to Cosmo… Cosmo was bored because all his animal friends had "run away" as Timmy had explained…. for good reasoning. Phillip the nickel, his best friend, was spent by Vicky to buy a gumball for Timmy (dream on) and Sheen was in a different dimension (Assuming you have seen the Jimmy Timmy Power Hour!) .

"Timmy I'm bored"

No answer

"Timmy I'm bored"

Still no answer

"Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored, Timmy I'm bored."

(Yes, he did say this till he was blue turning white in the face.)

Timmy, realizing Cosmo would bug him until he did something, paused his game, "So what am I suppose to do about it?"

"Make a wish! Make a wish! Make a wish! Make a wish! Make a wish! Make a wish! Make a wish! Make a wish! Make a wish! Make a wish!"

"I dunno, with Wanda being in the state she is in and you being…. You…"

It was just then that Timmy noticed that Cosmo's big green eyes started to swell with tears and his lower lip started to tremble.

"OKOKOKOK! I wish you could find a place that could help you find a new friend! NOW GO! I AM EXTREMELY BUSY!"

"Yay!"

With that he waved his star pointed wand and with an "OUT OF HERE" (as suggested by Mossnose) poof, he was in Fairy World. After a few moments of standing/floating and staring stupidly, he exclaimed

"HEY! THIS ISN'T CHERRY WORLD! I got gypped!"

Suddenly, with a computer-like "ping", a HUGE, gray, cloud appeared in front of Cosmo and there popped a big screen TV. On it was a teen with black hair and Very shiny teeth. He said, as if he were on a musical commercial:

"Hello, are you feeling alone on a deserted island on an endless sea?…"

In a voice that sounded a lot like…

"CHIP SKYLARK!"

"… then take the simple test! Please enter this dooooooooor. Ding dang done… SHINY TEETH AND ME!…"

Suddenly Chip picked up a phone, got hit with some gas and started singing "Wednesdays are meant for….PIE!"

"Poof" then the TV was gone

Cosmo looked around for a door.

"What door?"

"Ping"

Out of nowhere a door appeared.

"Oh! That door!"

Cosmo, being the idiot that he was, went inside.

"To find your friend match, take this test… do you want to know how this system works?"

"YES YES! I LIKE PIE!"

"We match your test to another persons test who was closest to yours. Then you get to meet this person. It works 99.9999999756932343677787643 of the time."

"Ok!"

Test

Name: I LIKE PIE! (a/n He CAN WRITE?)

Favourite food: PIE PIE PIE.

Talent: I CAN TURN INTO A DOGGIE!

Favourite thing to do: Um… PIE!

Love interest: My wife says Wanda.

If you could rule the world for one hour, what side would you choose: Good or Bad? Umm, bad because… because I can get Phillip Back!

"You will get results in 1-3 days."

"DAYS! I WANT IT NOW!"

"Fine, 24-73 hours. Happy?"

"I was the RICE PRESIDANT OF THE PIXIES YOU KNOW!"

"The perfect side dish? Ok ok! 1-3 Hours ok?"

"Ok…. But…. I LIKE PIE!"

Authors note: For all people who read the authors note at the top, you didn't really have to read it… it was a test! JUST KIDDING… ish… you can all do the test above if you want! P.S. In case you didn't notice, Cosmo likes Pie So says Spidey! WT is having fun nagging Spidey about spelling and grammer! REVIEW!